Have you ever had accidental butt sex?

[bruce9241]

Let me explain myself. I have a pretty average penis. It's 5.5 on a good and that's only if you stretch it out and push back the fat that is located above the crotch area. It's actually small when compared to guys on the internet. Given my situation, I sometimes slip out of a girl and have to put it back in due to my lack of length.

So I was doing an old lady friend a while back and was real ferocious about it. I had her on her back and was plowing her while calling her worthless pig. I had a pretty good groove going, the motion was flawless, then all of a sudden I hear her scream RAGHHHHH! Then she pushes me off of her, falls to the ground and curls up into a little ball. I asked her what's wrong and she said, "you stuck it in my butt!". As it turns out my small peen slipped out of her proper hole on accident and upon reentering her, it slipped into the improper hole.

I just had accidental buttsex. This ever happen to you?

 

[2DIEZEL]

LMFAO...dude thats hilarious, but no that has never happend to me. Did you get to finish?

 

[rnch]

musta been a loose azz and/or a thin dick...

 

[miplank]

lmfao

 

[SouthernLord]

With a woman?

lol

I've never had "accidental" butt sex. Though I've tried to have butt sex with her unknowing and claimed it was an accident lol

 

[Melaina]

Intentional, not accidental.... although one oops (slip) was a close call.

 

[DJ_UFO]

mine doesn't fit accidentally. Has to be planned with a lot of prestretching and lube.

 

[bruce9241]

mine doesn't fit accidentally. Has to be planned with a lot of prestretching and lube.

You should introduce your partner to poppers if he's having trouble taking your cock.

 

[rnch]

You should introduce your partner to poppers if he's having trouble taking your cock.

works for a guy or a gal..one snort of a good, fresh bottle of poppers, combined with some lube, and even the thickest, longest penis should slide right in!

 

[BNG]

works for a guy or a gal..one snort of a good, fresh bottle of poppers, combined with some lube, and even the thickest, longest penis should slide right in!

WTH is this?

 

[miplank]

wtf

 

[RottenWillow]

As it turns out my small peen slipped out of her proper hole on accident and upon reentering her, it slipped into the improper hole.

Not really a rare occurrence. It's happened to me, and to more than one of my friends at some point or another in their lives.

 

[c24k]

lol accidental buttsecks i like how you say improper hole. personally i don't mind fucking a girl right up the ole pooper

 

[goin on 4T]

Yeah I have with probably a handfull of chicks. And yes they do curl up into a little ball right after it happens!

 

[rnch]

Yeah I have with probably a handfull of chicks. And yes they do curl up into a little ball right after it happens!

the wilder ones will push back with all their strength onto your tool!

 

[musclemom]

Hasn't everybody occasionally? Sometimes I yelp, "Wrong one!" (which husband finds extremely amusing), sometimes I go "ah, hell, you're already there anyway ..."

 

[cryptosporidium]

http://i35.tinypic.com/2s8qs0h.jpg

 

[2DIEZEL]

mine doesn't fit accidentally. Has to be planned with a lot of prestretching and lube.

Thats for sure, hell i think i would be in more pain then the woman.

 

[SpyWizard]

the good news is you must not be that small, she pushed you off and screamed..

if you were bigger you could have donkey punched her and kept at it..

 

[DJ_UFO]

Anyhow, a beautiful girl's ass is a beauty of the creation. Who wouldn't want to play with something like this?

http://www.freeimagehosting.net/uploads/41204ff820.jpg

 

[musclemom]

Thats for sure, hell i think i would be in more pain then the woman.

Y'all need to talk to some gay guys (or chatty colorectal surgeons) you'd be amazed at the things your body can do if you get past the mental barriers and are willing to employ a little patience and a lot of lube.

 

[Melaina]

I watched this video once (many many years ago) and it was a guy who was self pleasuring himself.... but he used this dildo looking contraption that was a good 2 feet long and kind of was shaped like 3 triangles... getting larger. I think he could have easily delivered a baby after that one. *shudder*

 

[Dial_tone]

I'm not huge but there's no way my junk is getting in anyone's backdoor by accident. It takes concerted pushing on both our parts and a few seconds at least.

 

[bruce9241]

I'm not huge but there's no way my junk is getting in anyone's backdoor by accident. It takes concerted pushing on both our parts and a few seconds at least.

I don't think it has to do with size of the penis, or size of her asshole.

I think it has to do with force. Imagine a little geo metro trying to ram into a wall at 10miles per hour. It's not going to break into the wall, but at 100 miles per hour it just may smash a hole into the wall.

Same goes with the penis. It's force man. Use the force.

 

[Melaina]

If you ram your penis into a girl's ass at "100 mph" you will probably lose yours, just like that geo metro. Just think how easy it is to cut through something that is all muscle, no bone

 

[miplank]

I don't think it has to do with size of the penis, or size of her asshole.

I think it has to do with force. Imagine a little geo metro trying to ram into a wall at 10miles per hour. It's not going to break into the wall, but at 100 miles per hour it just may smash a hole into the wall.

Same goes with the penis. It's force man. Use the force.

I don't think a geo metro will go 100 mph.