give me one reason I should like you

[Y_lifter]

All I know is,
I should be in the 1% group with Vix because I think we may be related,
due to the Gang Rape Orgy thing...

Does you little toe on your right foot look like a Vanilla Creme
Jelly Belly bean?

 

[hellboy]

That guy without the head - is he a bodybuilder or a powerlifter? He has good quads. I bet he uses a 5x5 routine.

 

[MarthaStewart]

theres absolutely no reason to like me. i just skip through life oblivious to anyone else. lifting my weights, stepping on and over people as i race towards death.

Your honesty and openess reminds me of a less eloquently worded version of a Pink Floyd song.

I like that song, therefore, I like you.

If we met in person, I would dress up in a Catholic school girl uniform and then try to feed you oats from my pocket.

 

[MarthaStewart]

All I know is,
I should be in the 1% group with Vix because I think we may be related,
due to the Gang Rape Orgy thing...

Does you little toe on your right foot look like a Vanilla Creme
Jelly Belly bean?

I'm not exactly sure what gang rape orgy you are talking about, but those are words very near and dear to my heart.

I wouldn't do anything to you or your family, just please don't talk about my toes.

 

[Y_lifter]

Originally posted by MarthaStewart
I'm not exactly sure what gang rape orgy you are talking about, but those are words very near and dear to my heart.

I wouldn't do anything to you or your family, just please don't talk about my toes.

Did your Dad ever mention that trip to Antigua he took with the Bird Watchers of Boston that turned into something more than a
walk in the woods ?

I think that was when it happened according to MY Mom

 

[MarthaStewart]

Did your Dad ever mention that trip to Antigua he took with the Bird Watchers of Boston that turned into something more than a
walk in the woods ?

I think that was when it happened according to MY Mom

Okay, I said I'd leave your family out of this - but you keep bringing them back in.
I have no idea what my dad did to your mother, but I can assure you afterwards at least one of them was very sore and the other had a burning sensation when they went to the bathroom for about 3 weeks.

 

[Y_lifter]

Originally posted by MarthaStewart
Okay, I said I'd leave your family out of this - but you keep bringing them back in.
I have no idea what my dad did to your mother, but I can assure you afterwards at least one of them was very sore and the other had a burning sensation when they went to the bathroom for about 3 weeks.

It's, it's .. like a family reunion episode of Oprah !

I think I may be emotional now...

 

[MarthaStewart]

Re: Re: give me one reason I should like you

I'm your Dad!!!!

In that case, you have a very large penis.

 

[perkele]

I hate pretty much everyone on this board.
For about 99% of you, the idea alone makes me fucking wretch.
To think that you go about your daily lives and don't get hit by a bus - that right there tells me that there is no fucking God.
If there were a God, he would have killed off your pathetically fat asses long ago.
If I saw you in person I would nod and smile and then hold back the urge to vomit all over you as you went on and on about your disgustingly trivial life in front of me.
I would count the seconds until your stench ridden worthlessness waddled off into a part of the world where sorry ass losers aren't regarded with utter and total contempt.
Otherwise, you wouldn't live a day longer you sick assholes.

Now, give me one reason why I shouldn't feel this way towards you. If it is a good reason, then I will stop hating you and at worst simply regard you as someone that deserves to live out the rest of their life - and at best I will worship you like a deity and become a slave to the idea of you.

I'm your Dad!!!!

 

[Y_lifter]

Re: Re: give me one reason I should like you

I'm your Dad!!!!

I need a toe pic as proof..