give me one reason I should like you

[MarthaStewart]

British Athlete:

What is the River OF Styx? Is that where Dennis DeYoung and Tommy Shaw CDs flow like water?

Go away.
I'd like to drown you by forcefully grasping the back or your head by your greasy hair and then reapeatedly plunging your acne ridden face down into a public toilet.
And I would refuse you a courtesy flush since it would be a wasted effort for a man about to drown in someone else's bile.

 

[British Athlete]

British Athlete:

What is the River OF Styx? Is that where Dennis DeYoung and Tommy Shaw CDs flow like water?

It most certainly is old chap, it most certainly is...

 

[MarthaStewart]

Alright, tub-o-tits. If I EVER see you, I will strip you, tie your arms behind your back, tie your ankles to either end of a baseball bat, tie a noose around your neck, tie the noose to the baseball bat, shove a corn cob in your ass, cut of your penis and stick it in your mouth, cut off your balls and glue them to your nostrils, half gut (so you are still alive), strap you to the hood of an 1983 Ford Escort, and drive around town proudly displaying you like a trophy deer.

I don't know where this hostility came from, but it sounds like you would make a lousy hooker.

 

[Ganryu]

Alright, tub-o-tits. If I EVER see you, I will strip you, tie your arms behind your back, tie your ankles to either end of a baseball bat, tie a noose around your neck, tie the noose to the baseball bat, shove a corn cob in your ass, cut of your penis and stick it in your mouth, cut off your balls and glue them to your nostrils, half gut (so you are still alive), strap you to the hood of an 1983 Ford Escort, and drive around town proudly displaying you like a trophy deer.

 

[MarthaStewart]

Like me or I will sit on you and fart on your head. Yeah...highschool all over.

I will skin you and proudly strut around in the suit I make of you.

With the extra skin from your fetid corpse, I will make myself a hat and shoes. I will wear them when it rains.

 

[WODIN]

Like me or I will sit on you and fart on your head. Yeah...highschool all over.

 

[WODIN]

I will skin you and proudly strut around in the suit I make of you.

With the extra skin from your fetid corpse, I will make myself a hat and shoes. I will wear them when it rains.

You wouldn't get the chance my farts are leathel. I'll have you praying to 100100 for a quick death when you feel the seering pain burning your lung tissue into small cinders.

 

[Spartacus]

heh

 

[jnevin]

lmao

 

[Lestat]

jnev reminicing tonight