Funny random things to say.

[ZacTargac]

I dunno why but my humor is guiding in different ways.
I laugh at stuff like for example Anchorman when the guy puts on the black panther cologne and there like ahh gawd it stinks like bigfoots dick.

And in the girl next door where there like yea sam yung! I wanna bang you and when the main character goes to the party a guy comes up and is like dude i wanna fuck that kid. Haha.

I wanna hear others. We say them to emo's and random nerds at school.

 

[LVTitan]

big gulps huh ? well, see ya later ! dumb n dumber

 

[*MissFit*]

I say random stuff all the time.. it makes ppl think.. (yah think that I'm off my rocker)

 

[from zero]

Pants.

 

[WODIN]

When you're in a restroom in a stall just blurt out.

My God what is that? Dear lord!

Then slam the door open and run out as fast as you can.

 

[*MissFit*]

Nah it jsut can't be words.. random phrase are better.. and you have to make sure they are totally out of context..

 

[from zero]

I'm wearing pants.

 

[The Wenis]

ooohhhh yeah. smells like somebody's been eating chicken.

 

[*MissFit*]

not exactly.... what i was thinking...

The better option is to be in the middle of a discussion about.. world issues, for example, and then come out of no where and ask if you look better today in the pants u chose for today, then what your were wearing on monday..

Totally throws them off topic.. make sure that you take something global and make it about yourself..

I'm wearing pants.

 

[Zebo]

Finish everything you say today with..."according to the prophecy."