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A skinny little white guy goes into an elevator, looks
up and sees
this HUGE black guy standing next to him.
The big guy sees the little guy staring at him, so he
looks down
and says, "7 feet tall, 350 pounds, 20 inch private, 3
pound left
testicle, 3 pound right testicle, Turner Brown."
The little white fellow faints and falls to the floor.
The big guy kneels down and brings him to, shaking
him. The big guy
says, "What's wrong with you?"
In a weak voice the little guys says," What EXACTLY
did you say to
me?"
The big dude says, "I saw your curious look and
figured I'd just
give you the answers to the questions everyone always
asks me.I'm 7
Feet tall, I weigh 350 pounds, I have a 20 inch
private, my left
testicle weighs 3 pounds, my right testicle weighs 3
pounds and my
name is Turner Brown."
The small guy says, "Turner Brown?...Sweet Jesus, I
thought you
said, "Turn Around".
up and sees
this HUGE black guy standing next to him.
The big guy sees the little guy staring at him, so he
looks down
and says, "7 feet tall, 350 pounds, 20 inch private, 3
pound left
testicle, 3 pound right testicle, Turner Brown."
The little white fellow faints and falls to the floor.
The big guy kneels down and brings him to, shaking
him. The big guy
says, "What's wrong with you?"
In a weak voice the little guys says," What EXACTLY
did you say to
me?"
The big dude says, "I saw your curious look and
figured I'd just
give you the answers to the questions everyone always
asks me.I'm 7
Feet tall, I weigh 350 pounds, I have a 20 inch
private, my left
testicle weighs 3 pounds, my right testicle weighs 3
pounds and my
name is Turner Brown."
The small guy says, "Turner Brown?...Sweet Jesus, I
thought you
said, "Turn Around".
