Funniest/most irritating things you see in the gym......

[Milhouse]

1. Assholes in wifebeaters hogging the Power Rack for 70lbs barbell curls or 20 sets of bad form barbell shrugs(try deadlifts fuckers)
2. Out of shape personal trainers
3.Personal trainers who train people who pay them good money on machines only
4. Gym tough guys, usually they are 17-18, bout 150lbs wearing a wife beater, have nice arms and shoulders but nothing else. Turn em sideways and they disappear
5. Kids or newbies on juice before buiding a base and developing an attitude during the cycle they are on. The funny thing is these idots dont even know how many grams of protein are in an egg.
6.Speed reppers
7.People who hog equipment
8.The gym salespitch when you want to join. Fuck off already, I dont need to be sold, and I am not interested in your intro fitness test for dummies program.
9.Monday nights at the gym.
10.Juiced out muscle meatheads with attitude(most are cool btw) who forget they were once beginners in a gym too.

 

[fiatconspiracy]

fuck i forgot monday nights at the gym, that is the worst, the cheese comes out to show off

 

[The_RAIDER]

The Pack of Roving 16 year olds that have to work out
on the same equipment and block the whole damn area.

 

[theoak01]

1- Fat personal trainers
2-Old chicks who lay on their back pull their legs behind their ears and call it stretching
3- Uh can you spot me (dude doing 400lb squat)
4- Camel toe
5-170lb guys trying to give advice
6- "dude how much can you bench?"
7- men wearing spandex
8- the crazy fat guy who jerks off in the bathroom
9-People who come to the gym to talk while i am trying to exercise
10-the lack of hot nubile young girls running up to me to massage me after a workout

hey man the weight of a person has nothing to do with there knowledge on lifting ,i am about 165-170 and i know how to lift properly and i have read alot on the topic,so that kind of generalization isnt appropriate

 

[Junior21]

It would have to be this guy i work with at my gym that got stuck decline benching 155 and almost died then two weeks later said he flat benched 285...lol yeah sure...baby weights anyways but oh well he couldn't do it.
junior21

 

[Burning_Inside]

I like those guys that are wearing a lifting belt and arching their back at a 45 degree angle and grunting like a mofo to get up a 45 lb bar with 25's on each side, when they have a training partner right next to them that can very well keep their asses in strict form and give them a spot.

The best part is when they set it down and walk over to the fountain like a big guy or something.

I also love those guys that just blatantly stare in the mirrors at their face during their entire rest period.

yes a trip to the gym CAN be funny.

 

[NedWood]

i hate when those hot hot looking female personal trainer's are doing cable crossover,when your concentrating on doing some heavy lifts.Its'just so hard not trying to look and concentrate on lifting..damn i hate when that happens but i also like it to somedays too.

 

[NinjaX]

my favorite this week was a high school kid who was doing tris for the first time was trying to do overhead extensions with a 70lbs dumbell

 

[HamHock]

I hate it when chicks hit on me at the gym, and think I'll sleep with them just because they're beautiful. Sometimes I'm tired after working out, and just don't feel like getting oral sex from some hot chick I just met, in the parking lot.

 

[absolute hardgainer]

Ignorant, out of shape personal trainers who charge their clients $45+ an hour for totally useless, unhelpful advice and assistance.

hardgainer (!)