fucking homeless jerk

[txbondsman]

Last year, a guy was cruising the Little League baseball field panhandeling for money. My team was between games and the team and some of the moms were eating sandwitches and shit at a picnic area. The moms could see the guy coming, he was about 6' 200, filthy, stopping everyone that was there. As he was making his way down to us, the moms started worring about him, where our kids were, grabbing all their purses, cameras, etc. He was a pretty scary looking guy, fucked up mean look on his face.

He finally made it to our tables and he went to one of the moms who was sitting with some of the kids (9-10 year olds) and started to ask her, but just as he was about to say something, I hollared "HEY, YOU, C'MERE! NOOOOW!!" and led him away from the kids. The parents and kids faces were in shock. I got him out of hearing range and standing with my nose an inch away from his, told him, " Look at those jerseys and look at them good." He says "uhh huhhh". "You see them really well. RIGHT!" "uhh huhhh", he's not sure wtf I'm gonna do, he can't see my eyes though my RayBans, he's just being really still. "I EVER catch you taking to any parent or kid wearing THAT jersey, I will rip your FUCKING head off, GOT IT!"
He looks at me like I'm the devil incarnate. He backs away, saying "yes, sir... yes, sir"... and then tears ass outa the park.

I go to sit back down and it's just about complete silence. Apparently, I didn't get quite far enough away for as loud as I was talking. Up till then, none of them had ever heard me say a curse word, cept maybe "damn" if we made an error. LOL

I hear one of the moms say, "he's a bailbondsman, guess he deals with that sort all the time". LMAO

 

[AAP]

LMAO, is there a thread about this??????? Who the F licks a cell phone?

For real. I got jumped by a retard a few years ago and after I trounced the shit out of him, he grabbed my cell phone and started licking it and ran back in his apartment with it.

 

[housemusik83]

last time me and my girl was in vegas we had a bum come up to us and tell us straight up "man im just trying to get some booze, at least im not trying to bullshit you saying im hungry, im thirsty!" hahahaha hooked him up

 

[housemusik83]

In Italy you got beggers with their babies in their arms crying asking you and begging you for change they will follow you all day, and when you finally do give them change you see them walking in their Mercedes brand new!! happened to me

 

[ponyfitness]

If you have ever been to an undeveloped country you lose sympathy for these bums in a heartbeat. In SA, India and Africa there are little kids walking the streets with literally nothing but the ragged clothes they have been wearing for a year begging for food, never mind money. Of course, they will also steal you blind if you let them.

There is a shelter here that actually gives homeless guys wine because it is a place for people that will get violent if they don't have it and they need to make sure they aren't roaming the streets. Makes me sick. Isn't that what we have prisons for?

 

[snacky cake]

OMG...I LOOOOOOOVE Pollo Tropical. I had forgotten about that. I used to eat every darned day there and it was only $4.11 for chicken and black beans and rice. OOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHH...I wish they had it here!

 

[Inhibitor13]

YouTube - Sorry I don't have any change

 

[jnevin]

kiss my ass

Spoken like JR's kinda christian.

 

[canadianhitman]

I would have hurt him for yelling in my ear. But yelling in my ear AND slamming my car door? Someone woulda had to call 911 for his sorry ass.

 

[b0und]

Years ago when I was a skinny punk homeless men used to ask me for change all the time.

Now that I'm beefed up they look away, even avoid me walking on the street. I can't remember the last time one of them asked me for change.

Ex-girlfriends or so-called friends asking for a loan is a much bigger hassle for me.






b0und (I ain't loaning you 5 grand, wtf?!)