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THeMaCHinE
New member
Vocal exacerbation
Mental mastrubation
Get an occupation
Quit playing playa nation
You're in my domicile
Quit acting like your wild
I'll beat you like a child
While serving you with a smile
So step back baby tards
This shit ain't in the cards
You dribble and you front
Damn well knowing you're a runt
This is how you talk?
I'll bet you mimic walks
I'll bet you'd swallow cocks
To hold some 'gangsta's' Glock
Get a life you fairy
You ain't even close to scary
Go watch some MTV
Just let the big boys be
Mental mastrubation
Get an occupation
Quit playing playa nation
You're in my domicile
Quit acting like your wild
I'll beat you like a child
While serving you with a smile
So step back baby tards
This shit ain't in the cards
You dribble and you front
Damn well knowing you're a runt
This is how you talk?
I'll bet you mimic walks
I'll bet you'd swallow cocks
To hold some 'gangsta's' Glock
Get a life you fairy
You ain't even close to scary
Go watch some MTV
Just let the big boys be
D
dballer
Guest
fuck....
I opened this thinking I was gonna get to hear star rhyme...
I opened this thinking I was gonna get to hear star rhyme...
You 'bout to witness hip-hop in it's most purest,
more rawest form, flow almost flawless,
most hardest, most honest known artist,
chip off the old block, but Lestat is BACK!
looks like Batman brought his own Robin,
oh God, Sadam's got his own Laden,
with his own private plane, his own pilot,
set to blow college dorm rooms doors off the hinges,
oranges, peach, pears, plums,syringes,
yeah here I come, i'm inches,
away from you, dear fear none,
hip-hop is in a state of 911, so...
It's just like old times, the dynamic duo,
two old friends, why panic, you already know who's
fully capable, the two capped heroes,
dial straight down the center eight-zero-zero,
you can even call collect, the most feared duet,
since me and Elton played career Russian Roulette,
and never even see me blink or get to bustin' a sweat,
people steppin' over people just to rush to the set,
just to get to see an MC who breathes so freely,
ease over these beat's and be so breezy,
Jesus how can shit be so easy,
how can one Chandra be so Levy,
turn on these beats, MC's don't see me,
believe me BET and MTV are gonna grieve,
when we leave, dog fo' sheezy,
can't leave rap alone, the game needs me,
'till we grow beards, get weird, and disappear into the mountains,
nothin' but clowns down here,
But we aint fuckin around round here.
more rawest form, flow almost flawless,
most hardest, most honest known artist,
chip off the old block, but Lestat is BACK!
looks like Batman brought his own Robin,
oh God, Sadam's got his own Laden,
with his own private plane, his own pilot,
set to blow college dorm rooms doors off the hinges,
oranges, peach, pears, plums,syringes,
yeah here I come, i'm inches,
away from you, dear fear none,
hip-hop is in a state of 911, so...
It's just like old times, the dynamic duo,
two old friends, why panic, you already know who's
fully capable, the two capped heroes,
dial straight down the center eight-zero-zero,
you can even call collect, the most feared duet,
since me and Elton played career Russian Roulette,
and never even see me blink or get to bustin' a sweat,
people steppin' over people just to rush to the set,
just to get to see an MC who breathes so freely,
ease over these beat's and be so breezy,
Jesus how can shit be so easy,
how can one Chandra be so Levy,
turn on these beats, MC's don't see me,
believe me BET and MTV are gonna grieve,
when we leave, dog fo' sheezy,
can't leave rap alone, the game needs me,
'till we grow beards, get weird, and disappear into the mountains,
nothin' but clowns down here,
But we aint fuckin around round here.
Lestat, Step back bitch ass or get smacked
Like RyanH when he aint givin Buddy ass crack
Roasted and toasted and burnt to crisp
Havoc talkin like Hanz with a San Fransisco lisp
I absolutely run this EF freestyle battle
I'm like a damn farmer, yall are fuckin cattle
I'm proddin ya and takin yall to the slaughterhouse
You fucks scared when I click "submit reply" with my mouse
Becuz you wear a ring like you's a fuckin hobbit
I'll sneak into your bedroom and pull a Lorena Bobbit
Sneak up in your car and house and just fuckin rob it
And I aint scared of jail becuz the cops will never solve it
Even if you revolve it - It dont matter because I'm glockin
You countin up your fuckin change, Benjamins I'm clockin
Like a spaceship thats dockin I just keep rollin & rockin
I got female heads bobbin and your bitches jockin
But dont hate me because I been rhymin greatly lately
My rhymes are like steak yours are like shit on a plate, B
And Havoc, i've fuckin had it, ya know that I'm the baddest
You so scared when I rap that you know you straight be crappin
I'd sit here and type some more shit to fuck up your heads
But I'm almost dead and now I'm gonna go take my big ass to bed
Like RyanH when he aint givin Buddy ass crack
Roasted and toasted and burnt to crisp
Havoc talkin like Hanz with a San Fransisco lisp
I absolutely run this EF freestyle battle
I'm like a damn farmer, yall are fuckin cattle
I'm proddin ya and takin yall to the slaughterhouse
You fucks scared when I click "submit reply" with my mouse
Becuz you wear a ring like you's a fuckin hobbit
I'll sneak into your bedroom and pull a Lorena Bobbit
Sneak up in your car and house and just fuckin rob it
And I aint scared of jail becuz the cops will never solve it
Even if you revolve it - It dont matter because I'm glockin
You countin up your fuckin change, Benjamins I'm clockin
Like a spaceship thats dockin I just keep rollin & rockin
I got female heads bobbin and your bitches jockin
But dont hate me because I been rhymin greatly lately
My rhymes are like steak yours are like shit on a plate, B
And Havoc, i've fuckin had it, ya know that I'm the baddest
You so scared when I rap that you know you straight be crappin
I'd sit here and type some more shit to fuck up your heads
But I'm almost dead and now I'm gonna go take my big ass to bed
llll
seizer
New member
Listen up ladies and gentlemen of elite
continue rhyming gargbage and i'll mimic state pen and deliver your defeat
don't believe me, watch
battling in the ropes is easy
all you got is a couple of lines to steal from tupac and cube
punks you cant make me bleed
so yall best deceive your brains, rest in ya seats
becuase its gonna be a while fore you can get up to even compete with me
please atleast give me one worthy opponent
so after i fight and beat him too
ill atleast have some dirt to dust off my shouldas
so i can show yas how
i maintain my crown
by keepin all ya faggot ass faced buried beneath the ground
so when its all said and done
your emotions will be mixed with smiles and frowns
yall be like worshippin me like the sun
what now?
continue rhyming gargbage and i'll mimic state pen and deliver your defeat
don't believe me, watch
battling in the ropes is easy
all you got is a couple of lines to steal from tupac and cube
punks you cant make me bleed
so yall best deceive your brains, rest in ya seats
becuase its gonna be a while fore you can get up to even compete with me
please atleast give me one worthy opponent
so after i fight and beat him too
ill atleast have some dirt to dust off my shouldas
so i can show yas how
i maintain my crown
by keepin all ya faggot ass faced buried beneath the ground
so when its all said and done
your emotions will be mixed with smiles and frowns
yall be like worshippin me like the sun
what now?
S
Spartacus
Guest
I believe that the definition of definition is reinvention. To not be like your parents. To not be like your friends. To be yourself. Completely.
When I was young I had no sense of myself. All I was, was a product of all the fear and humiliation I suffered. Fear of my parents. The humiliation of teachers calling me "garbage can" and telling me I'd be mowing lawns for a living. And the very real terror of my fellow students. I was threatened and beaten up for the color of my skin and my size. I was skinny and clumsy, and when others would tease me I didn't run home crying, wondering why. I knew all too well. I was there to be antagonized. In sports I was laughed at. A spaz. I was pretty good at boxing but only because the rage that filled my every waking moment made me wild and unpredictable. I fought with some strange fury. The other boys thought I was crazy.
header
I hated myself all the time. As stupid at it seems now, I wanted to talk like them, dress like them, carry myself with the ease of knowing that I wasn't going to get pounded in the hallway between classes. Years passed and I learned to keep it all inside. I only talked to a few boys in my grade. Other losers. Some of them are to this day the greatest people I have ever known. Hang out with a guy who has had his head flushed down a toilet a few times, treat him with respect, and you'll find a faithful friend forever. But even with friends, school sucked. Teachers gave me hard time. I didn't think much of them either.
Then came Mr. Pepperman, my advisor. He was a powerfully built Vietnam veteran, and he was scary. No one ever talked out of turn in his class. Once one kid did and Mr. P. lifted him off the ground and pinned him to the blackboard. Mr. P. could see that I was in bad shape, and one Friday in October he asked me if I had ever worked out with weights. I told him no. He told me that I was going to take some of the money that I had saved and buy a hundred-pound set of weights at Sears. As I left his office, I started to think of things I would say to him on Monday when he asked about the weights that I was not going to buy. Still, it made me feel special. My father never really got that close to caring. On Saturday I bought the weights, but I couldn't even drag them to my mom's car. An attendant laughed at me as he put them on a dolly.
Monday came and I was called into Mr. P.'s office after school. He said that he was going to show me how to work out. He was going to put me on a program and start hitting me in the solar plexus in the hallway when I wasn't looking. When I could take the punch we would know that we were getting somewhere. At no time was I to look at myself in the mirror or tell anyone at school what I was doing. In the gym he showed me ten basic exercises. I paid more attention than I ever did in any of my classes. I didn't want to blow it. I went home that night and started right in.
Weeks passed, and every once in a while Mr. P. would give me a shot and drop me in the hallway, sending my books flying. The other students didn't know what to think. More weeks passed, and I was steadily adding new weights to the bar. I could sense the power inside my body growing. I could feel it.
Right before Christmas break I was walking to class, and from out of nowhere Mr. Pepperman appeared and gave me a shot in the chest. I laughed and kept going. He said I could look at myself now. I got home and ran to the bathroom and pulled off my shirt. I saw a body, not just the shell that housed my stomach and my heart. My biceps bulged. My chest had definition. I felt strong. It was the first time I can remember having a sense of myself. I had done something and no one could ever take it away. You couldn't say shit to me.
It took me years to fully appreciate the value of the lessons I have learned from the Iron. I used to think that it was my adversary, that I was trying to lift that which does not want to be lifted. I was wrong. When the Iron doesn't want to come off the mat, it's the kindest thing it can do for you. If it flew up and went through the ceiling, it wouldn't teach you anything. That's the way the Iron talks to you. It tells you that the material you work with is that which you will come to resemble. That which you work against will always work against you.
It wasn't until my late twenties that I learned that by working out I had given myself a great gift. I learned that nothing good comes without work and a certain amount of pain. When I finish a set that leaves me shaking, I know more about myself. When something gets bad, I know it can't be as bad as that workout.
I used to fight the pain, but recently this became clear to me: pain is not my enemy; it is my call to greatness. But when dealing with the Iron, one must be careful to interpret the pain correctly. Most injuries involving the Iron come from ego. I once spent a few weeks lifting weight that my body wasn't ready for and spent a few months not picking up anything heavier than a fork. Try to lift what you're not prepared to and the Iron will teach you a little lesson in restraint and self-control.
I have never met a truly strong person who didn't have self-respect. I think a lot of inwardly and outwardly directed contempt passes itself off as self-respect: the idea of raising yourself by stepping on someone's shoulders instead of doing it yourself. When I see guys working out for cosmetic reasons, I see vanity exposing them in the worst way, as cartoon characters, billboards for imbalance and insecurity. Strength reveals itself through character. It is the difference between bouncers who get off strong-arming people and Mr.Pepperman.
Muscle mass does not always equal strength. Strength is kindness and sensitivity. Strength is understanding that your power is both physical and emotional. That it comes from the body and the mind. And the heart.
Yukio Mishima said that he could not entertain the idea of romance if he was not strong. Romance is such a strong and overwhelming passion, a weakened body cannot sustain it for long. I have some of my most romantic thoughts when I am with the Iron. Once I was in love with a woman. I thought about her the most when the pain from a workout was racing through my body.
Everything in me wanted her. So much so that sex was only a fraction of my total desire. It was the single most intense love I have ever felt, but she lived far away and I didn't see her very often. Working out was a healthy way of dealing with the loneliness. To this day, when I work out I usually listen to ballads.
I prefer to work out alone. It enables me to concentrate on the lessons that the Iron has for me. Learning about what you're made of is always time well spent, and I have found no better teacher. The Iron had taught me how to live. Life is capable of driving you out of your mind. The way it all comes down these days, it's some kind of miracle if you're not insane. People have become separated from their bodies. They are no longer whole.
I see them move from their offices to their cars and on to their suburban homes. They stress out constantly, they lose sleep, they eat badly. And they behave badly. Their egos run wild; they become motivated by that which will eventually give them a massive stroke. They need the Iron Mind.
Through the years, I have combined meditation, action, and the Iron into a single strength. I believe that when the body is strong, the mind thinks strong thoughts. Time spent away from the Iron makes my mind degenerate. I wallow in a thick depression. My body shuts down my mind.
The Iron is the best antidepressant I have ever found. There is no better way to fight weakness than with strength. Once the mind and body have been awakened to their true potential, it's impossible to turn back.
The Iron never lies to you. You can walk outside and listen to all kinds of talk, get told that you're a god or a total bastard. The Iron will always kick you the real deal. The Iron is the great reference point, the all-knowing perspective giver. Always there like a beacon in the pitch black. I have found the Iron to be my greatest friend. It never freaks out on me, never runs. Friends may come and go. But two hundred pounds is always two hundred pounds.
When I was young I had no sense of myself. All I was, was a product of all the fear and humiliation I suffered. Fear of my parents. The humiliation of teachers calling me "garbage can" and telling me I'd be mowing lawns for a living. And the very real terror of my fellow students. I was threatened and beaten up for the color of my skin and my size. I was skinny and clumsy, and when others would tease me I didn't run home crying, wondering why. I knew all too well. I was there to be antagonized. In sports I was laughed at. A spaz. I was pretty good at boxing but only because the rage that filled my every waking moment made me wild and unpredictable. I fought with some strange fury. The other boys thought I was crazy.
header
I hated myself all the time. As stupid at it seems now, I wanted to talk like them, dress like them, carry myself with the ease of knowing that I wasn't going to get pounded in the hallway between classes. Years passed and I learned to keep it all inside. I only talked to a few boys in my grade. Other losers. Some of them are to this day the greatest people I have ever known. Hang out with a guy who has had his head flushed down a toilet a few times, treat him with respect, and you'll find a faithful friend forever. But even with friends, school sucked. Teachers gave me hard time. I didn't think much of them either.
Then came Mr. Pepperman, my advisor. He was a powerfully built Vietnam veteran, and he was scary. No one ever talked out of turn in his class. Once one kid did and Mr. P. lifted him off the ground and pinned him to the blackboard. Mr. P. could see that I was in bad shape, and one Friday in October he asked me if I had ever worked out with weights. I told him no. He told me that I was going to take some of the money that I had saved and buy a hundred-pound set of weights at Sears. As I left his office, I started to think of things I would say to him on Monday when he asked about the weights that I was not going to buy. Still, it made me feel special. My father never really got that close to caring. On Saturday I bought the weights, but I couldn't even drag them to my mom's car. An attendant laughed at me as he put them on a dolly.
Monday came and I was called into Mr. P.'s office after school. He said that he was going to show me how to work out. He was going to put me on a program and start hitting me in the solar plexus in the hallway when I wasn't looking. When I could take the punch we would know that we were getting somewhere. At no time was I to look at myself in the mirror or tell anyone at school what I was doing. In the gym he showed me ten basic exercises. I paid more attention than I ever did in any of my classes. I didn't want to blow it. I went home that night and started right in.
Weeks passed, and every once in a while Mr. P. would give me a shot and drop me in the hallway, sending my books flying. The other students didn't know what to think. More weeks passed, and I was steadily adding new weights to the bar. I could sense the power inside my body growing. I could feel it.
Right before Christmas break I was walking to class, and from out of nowhere Mr. Pepperman appeared and gave me a shot in the chest. I laughed and kept going. He said I could look at myself now. I got home and ran to the bathroom and pulled off my shirt. I saw a body, not just the shell that housed my stomach and my heart. My biceps bulged. My chest had definition. I felt strong. It was the first time I can remember having a sense of myself. I had done something and no one could ever take it away. You couldn't say shit to me.
It took me years to fully appreciate the value of the lessons I have learned from the Iron. I used to think that it was my adversary, that I was trying to lift that which does not want to be lifted. I was wrong. When the Iron doesn't want to come off the mat, it's the kindest thing it can do for you. If it flew up and went through the ceiling, it wouldn't teach you anything. That's the way the Iron talks to you. It tells you that the material you work with is that which you will come to resemble. That which you work against will always work against you.
It wasn't until my late twenties that I learned that by working out I had given myself a great gift. I learned that nothing good comes without work and a certain amount of pain. When I finish a set that leaves me shaking, I know more about myself. When something gets bad, I know it can't be as bad as that workout.
I used to fight the pain, but recently this became clear to me: pain is not my enemy; it is my call to greatness. But when dealing with the Iron, one must be careful to interpret the pain correctly. Most injuries involving the Iron come from ego. I once spent a few weeks lifting weight that my body wasn't ready for and spent a few months not picking up anything heavier than a fork. Try to lift what you're not prepared to and the Iron will teach you a little lesson in restraint and self-control.
I have never met a truly strong person who didn't have self-respect. I think a lot of inwardly and outwardly directed contempt passes itself off as self-respect: the idea of raising yourself by stepping on someone's shoulders instead of doing it yourself. When I see guys working out for cosmetic reasons, I see vanity exposing them in the worst way, as cartoon characters, billboards for imbalance and insecurity. Strength reveals itself through character. It is the difference between bouncers who get off strong-arming people and Mr.Pepperman.
Muscle mass does not always equal strength. Strength is kindness and sensitivity. Strength is understanding that your power is both physical and emotional. That it comes from the body and the mind. And the heart.
Yukio Mishima said that he could not entertain the idea of romance if he was not strong. Romance is such a strong and overwhelming passion, a weakened body cannot sustain it for long. I have some of my most romantic thoughts when I am with the Iron. Once I was in love with a woman. I thought about her the most when the pain from a workout was racing through my body.
Everything in me wanted her. So much so that sex was only a fraction of my total desire. It was the single most intense love I have ever felt, but she lived far away and I didn't see her very often. Working out was a healthy way of dealing with the loneliness. To this day, when I work out I usually listen to ballads.
I prefer to work out alone. It enables me to concentrate on the lessons that the Iron has for me. Learning about what you're made of is always time well spent, and I have found no better teacher. The Iron had taught me how to live. Life is capable of driving you out of your mind. The way it all comes down these days, it's some kind of miracle if you're not insane. People have become separated from their bodies. They are no longer whole.
I see them move from their offices to their cars and on to their suburban homes. They stress out constantly, they lose sleep, they eat badly. And they behave badly. Their egos run wild; they become motivated by that which will eventually give them a massive stroke. They need the Iron Mind.
Through the years, I have combined meditation, action, and the Iron into a single strength. I believe that when the body is strong, the mind thinks strong thoughts. Time spent away from the Iron makes my mind degenerate. I wallow in a thick depression. My body shuts down my mind.
The Iron is the best antidepressant I have ever found. There is no better way to fight weakness than with strength. Once the mind and body have been awakened to their true potential, it's impossible to turn back.
The Iron never lies to you. You can walk outside and listen to all kinds of talk, get told that you're a god or a total bastard. The Iron will always kick you the real deal. The Iron is the great reference point, the all-knowing perspective giver. Always there like a beacon in the pitch black. I have found the Iron to be my greatest friend. It never freaks out on me, never runs. Friends may come and go. But two hundred pounds is always two hundred pounds.
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