Freestyle Battle, bring it Faggots

[beefybull]

I almost shit my fuckin pants when I read Hucks post
That brothas got game, But I gots the most
I live where theres tornados, wheat, and chrome
The land of the scandalous where the true pimps roam
And dont worry if a twista comes and wreck yo' home
We'll just hop in the lac and go smoke some bones
Cuz I got cash and you can crash at my mawfuckin mansion
Bitches know I'm handsome and plans I've fuckin planned em
I'm ready to tear some shit up then get up and get lit up
Haters I just hit em I'm addicted to pain infliction
My talent level is unmatchable when it comes to bein lyrical
My skills in bed have women sayin the lovin was spiritual
At this point I'm just rappin for fun - the battles done
I dont even need someone to say it - I blasted and won
So one of you mods wake up and lock this damn thread
Pretend my rhymes were bullets - I aimed for your heads
Freestyles arent even my specialty - Remember what I said
When my album hits the shelves it's all over - You're dead

 

[Frackal]

I'll solve that ass like an old rubix cube
and you'll end up flossing your dentures with my pubes
you think you've got game but it's all jarbled chatter
wait till you get a hit of huck's potent grey matter
bringing the flow with unquestionable power
the thunderstorm lets loose with a lyrical acid shower
Laying the slap down on deca loving fairy-men
that shit turned Huckster into Cone-tit the barbarian
test is the best for the real hardcore fella's
the rest of you bitches look like Marry Poppin's with umbrella's
You're coming across like some ranter and raver
but you'll savor the flavor
of my culo life-saver

Impressive!

 

[Mysterio]

Re: AND THE WINNER IS !!!!!!!!!!!

ME! DUh.

ima winner as sure as on topa the horse is a saddle
ride it bitch
or ill slap you in the face with my dick
when i win battles i murder the losers
blastem with uzis
the winner is MC Oh No
now let this thread go!!!!!

 

[Mysterio]

Now check yourselfs
you ain't as impressive
and talented as myself

 

[GLADIATOR351]

LOOK BITCHES,

I turn head so quick it breaks necks
bitches lookin so hard it's causin wrecks
I drop bombs bigger than Hiroshima
When I get finished yo ass is gonna need FEMA
Now run.. Wait, it's too late, I've already stepped to the plate
and from word one I had planned to annihilate.
So Havoc, put down the roach clip and the High Times
and listen up bitch as I bust out these rhymes
you say you're malignant like cancer
but you move and prance like a belly dancer.
now drop the bong and lighter
cause I'm gonna pull an all nighter.
run to the door you candle store whore
so you can bolt down and lock the door
don't be slow, better quick
because I'm sliding in cause my rhymes are slick.
without uncoverin my gat and sprayin lead
I layed down my lines and now I own this thread.
I tore your ass up like a natural disaster.
but when it's all over you can still call me Master!!

 

[havoc]

LOOK BITCHES,

I turn head so quick it breaks necks
bitches lookin so hard it's causin wrecks
I drop bombs bigger than Hiroshima
When I get finished yo ass is gonna need FEMA
Now run.. Wait, it's too late, I've already stepped to the plate
and from word one I had planned to annihilate.
So Havoc, put down the roach clip and the High Times
and listen up bitch as I bust out these rhymes
you say you're malignant like cancer
but you move and prance like a belly dancer.
now drop the bong and lighter
cause I'm gonna pull an all nighter.
run to the door you candle store whore
so you can bolt down and lock the door
don't be slow, better quick
because I'm sliding in cause my rhymes are slick.
without uncoverin my gat and sprayin lead
I layed down my lines and now I own this thread.
I tore your ass up like a natural disaster.
but when it's all over you can still call me Master!!

Call you master?
All I can say is bitch please
Dropping this with ease
Got the cure for your disease
Battling me is a fatality
Come to your senses
Verbally drown you in your swimming pool
Diminish your glimpses
Wrap you around your self
Let you know whos the one
Swinging swords like Shaolin Monks
Bring the strength like Samson
No remorse from my side
Took your flow and your pride
Made your blind ass see the light
In the blackest of the night
Shoot you back to kingdom come
Cause you know who's number 1
I'm elevated to the Sun
Not suprised that you run
Cant fade this disaster
All you are is an actor
All I can say about your ryhmes is
There some weak ass bastards
I do this everyday
Represent with no delay
Taking amateurs like you
Leave them dusty with dismay
So friend try again
Your chances are slim
Havoc owns this whole thread
Blew you out like the wind.

 

[GLADIATOR351]

Call you master?
All I can say is bitch please
Dropping this with ease
Got the cure for your disease
Battling me is a fatality
Come to your senses
Verbally drown you in your swimming pool
Diminish your glimpses
Wrap you around your self
Let you know whos the one
Swinging swords like Shaolin Monks
Bring the strength like Samson
No remorse from my side
Took your flow and your pride
Made your blind ass see the light
In the blackest of the night
Shoot you back to kingdom come
Cause you know who's number 1
I'm elevated to the Sun
Not suprised that you run
Cant fade this disaster
All you are is an actor
All I can say about your ryhmes is
There some weak ass bastards
I do this everyday
Represent with no delay
Taking amateurs like you
Leave them dusty with dismay
So friend try again
Your chances are slim
Havoc owns this whole thread
Blew you out like the wind.

nice......

I mean no harm but,

I flow like hydrant putting out your flames
Spittin sweet lyrics and stealin your dames
I pull up beside you at the stop light
Your tears start flowin cause your girlfriend's on my right.
She blew me like the wind that you mentioned before
She likes it so much she keeps coming back for more
you mess w/ me and I'll leave your ass dizzy and delirious
and I won't stop there cause I take this shit serious.
Now move over you scantily dressed dyke
and hand over what's mine cause I own this mic
I kick these rhymes like I kick your ass
All the Eliters listen to me spit your demise like I'm preachin Sunday mass
I'm rappin my lines and I've got a nice flow
but I hear your mom callin so I've gots to go
over the river and thru the woods
I'm runnin real fast cause your mom has the goods.
Slobbin an bobbin as fast as she can.
she said, "I learned this all from Havoc he's a fillating man"
go back to your closet and make yourself a noose
and rid yourself of misery
for I am the real muther fucking Zeus

 

[OMEGA]

rap is gay

oh yeah thats what I say

I step to my own beat cus I know I am not black

unlike all you suburban Lennies that think your under attack

if you even spent a moment in the conditions of quote unquote "da hood"

on a daily basis you'de be drinken jism and taking it in the ass like you thought it was good

snap out of your pop culture state

and embrace the mace of truth that shall bring your fate


Biatch!

 

[GLADIATOR351]

rap is gay

oh yeah thats what I say

I step to my own beat cus I know I am not black

unlike all you suburban Lennies that think your under attack

if you even spent a moment in the conditions of quote unquote "da hood"

on a daily basis you'de be drinken jism and taking it in the ass like you thought it was good

snap out of your pop culture state

and embrace the mace of truth that shall bring your fate


Biatch!

BROTHER,

let me lay it out for ya,

Your words are weak like Havoc's limp wrist
so let me toss you a beat w/ a hot twist.
I kill your chatter w/out remorse or emotion
so put down your Playgirl and the baby lotion
now you are the only person under attack
sweating and nervous you keep lookin back
visions of gun shot ring in your head
terrifying nightmares where you see yourself dead
I live far from the hood in a little rural area
In fact I've got a nice plot where I can bury ya
oh yeah .....that's what I say
turned you upside down and left you in disarray.
I dropped heat on ya w/ out a pause or a hitch
now drop to ya knees and take it like a bitch.

 

[vixenbabe]

originally posted by havoc

You smoked a bowl this morning, thats the only explanation. peace sweet ASS
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I laid down my pipe
And your words still remind of a plate full of tripe
Seems you're in denial
On your way to being senile


(this entire thread made me laugh)


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