Found a tick on my neck this morning

[AFeedz]

So you just pulled it right out? Why was i thibking you have to burn them or there head will stay inside of you? I must be thi king of some other parisite lol

You don't need to burn them. I burn them once their out though, to be sure they're dead. As long as you have a good hold on it and pull slowly, it comes out in one piece.

 

[zwhit]

lol my wife would've been even worse

 

[miplank]

I think aap meant to say trick not tick.

 

[cindylou]

You don't need to burn them. I burn them once their out though, to be sure they're dead. As long as you have a good hold on it and pull slowly, it comes out in one piece.

lol gross aaaaahhhh

 

[zwhit]

I think aap meant to say trick not tick.

oooorrrrr..............

 

[zwhit]

Re: Found a dick on my neck this morning

dick

Man.... this was horrifying. I woke up and stumbled to pee, passed the mirror and saw this black spot on my neck. I thought "oh I must have cut myself shaving". Then it dawned on me that I haven't shaved yet as I hadn't had a shower.

Hmmmm..... so I look in the mirror and touch it. IT FUCKING MOVED!!!!!

So did I. Flailing around and running through the house until the most logical plan of action came to mind. To call 9-1-1.

I was one "1" away from doing so when I thought of something really important. What if the paramedics come and they are not cute? What if it is a dumpy overly botox ex real estate agent in her 50s starting her second career because houses are not selling? Obviously, I would have to put on clothes for that.

Nevertheless, I decided to handle this crisis myself. After having 2 cosmos and shooting 500mg test and 400mg tren into myself for courage I proceeded to throw some closed fists into my neck to stun the creature. After ripping him off I proceeded to judo throw him across the room where I dashed over and curb stomped him the exact same way I would do Suge Knight. (whether he was attached to my neck or not). I think I killed him before he could get a distress signal call out.

Little fucker impaled on a toothpick in my driveway now to warn his other little friends to stay the fuck away.

 

[BlueBird]

You should have finished the 911 call. I called for an unleveled washing machine, once...and I insisted the fire department show up as well.


I hate ticks, too. Also pulled one off the nape of my neck. Disgusting.

 

[nimbus]

lotta lyme disease in this thread

 

[AAP]

What is this shit about having to pull it off slowly? WTF? Unpossible.

 

[ceo]

lol @ some of you city fucks not knowing how to handle some ticks.