I went on a date about a year and a half ago with my boyfriend at the time. We went biking through the woods and stopped to lay down and a have a little picnic before we rode back.
Next day I feel something on me, think it's a scab from the woods, tear it off and wash it down the sink. Then I feel another one and I'm thinking I don't remember getting cut, and these were underneath my shirt. Long story short, I ended up finding 11 more all over my body! WTF!!!!! So I went to the doctor's office and fully had to strip down to my panties and he checked everywhere. EVERYWHEEEERE...and found 5 more, for a total of 16.
I think I showered like 6 times when I got home, then washed everything I owned, stuff I hadn't even touched in years. Coincidentally, my ex had not one tick on him.

Lame.