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Deus Ex Machina
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SSME, any updates? I'm headed to Clown College for my MA in Bozology.
First day at clown college coming up soon...fuck I'm nervous
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supersizeme
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the only update is that i'm still making threads that get fewer replies than a fat, poor guy's ad on match.com.
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Show up drunk as fuck, that'll provide ENDLESS comedy.
Moderate_THIS
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RMS isn't a bad school, but its Intro to Child Molestation and Advanced Molestation Theory classes were trash.
toga22
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SSME...I bet your nervous. Giving up the extravagant life of a successful ice cream man is going to be a huge sacrifice...especially for someone with such a successful sales history as yourself. But RMS is the "creme de la creme"...they are a highly successful school that is innovative in the art of clowning...their students are armed with cutting edge technologies that set them apart from the rest. Just think of everything you are going to have to learn in such a short time...not only balloon tying and makeup...but also pie throwing, the art of falling down and if you are at the top of your class, they may even accept you into the the pantomine class... Whew!!
So..are you going to be living on-campus under the big tent with the other freshman clowns?
So..are you going to be living on-campus under the big tent with the other freshman clowns?
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All clowning around aside, are you really going to clown school?
well, your PhD in assclown development should be of some assistance; different discipline but related nonetheless.
The fact that you've made the acquaintance of havoc, the Tony Little impersonator, should also provide some comic relief when those clown classes aren't so funny anymore.
It's not going to be easy, raina set the stage pretty well for you, but if you hang in there I think you'll be all right.
The fact that you've made the acquaintance of havoc, the Tony Little impersonator, should also provide some comic relief when those clown classes aren't so funny anymore.
It's not going to be easy, raina set the stage pretty well for you, but if you hang in there I think you'll be all right.
the nature boy
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lol, this reminds me of this guy I used to know a few years back who waited tables. He had red hair and kind of looked like a nerd, but he was a nice guy. Anyway, he was waiting on some customers and when they left he went to go get his tip. I can't remember if they left him nothing for a tip or if it was a quarter, but they left a note on the bill saying "You should quit your job and go to clown school." So after that we called him "clown school" after that.
