F*ck Mother's Day

[jboy45]

I posted this in another thread about Mother's Day and thought it deserved its own:

Mom died three years ago. So sold my dignity for cheap on Saturday night/Sunday morning. My friend and I meet up every mother's day because we are both devoid of mother's and like to suffer together. He won a poker tournament that day and had $12k burning a hole through his pocket. This is how it went:

1. Did shots of whiskey until decision-making abilities were impaired
2. Booked plane flight on the redeye to Vegas
3. Missed plane flight
4. Went to Tootsie's(Strip Club) instead.
5. Spent $7000 on champagne, lap dances, and a private room.
6. In the private room, three strippers did a dildo show.
7. Friend banged two of the strippers while I got a blowjob from the third. (I have a girlfriend and didn't want to overdo it)
8. Didn't want to spent another $100 on a cab ride home so my friend arranged a ride back to my house from 2 of the strippers who we thought were Indian.
9. Got home and banged them in my living room.
10. We called them "dot heads" during coitus. They eventually told us they were actually Argentinian.
11. I told the girl that for $400/hr I will call her whatever I please. She agreed.
12. Hated life for about 3 hours.
13. Went to downtowner with the same friend and drank more champagne to celebrate our misery.
14. Went to Bahia Cabana after that to meet up with a college friend of mine and her sister.
15. The day eventually led into the girls' sister, my friend, and I playing fingercuffs in her hotel room. (I got the front of the equation)
16. Came home to wallow in the wake of my self-destruction
17. Smoked a joint.
18. Jerked off.

None of this is skewed or embellished at all. I can swear on my mother's grave. I'm not bragging in the least. Just want other people who are in my same situation to know that they aren't the only people who do stupid shit on mother's day.

 

[KillahBee]

I posted this in another thread about Mother's Day and thought it deserved its own:

Mom died three years ago. So sold my dignity for cheap on Saturday night/Sunday morning. My friend and I meet up every mother's day because we are both devoid of mother's and like to suffer together. He won a poker tournament that day and had $12k burning a hole through his pocket. This is how it went:

1. Did shots of whiskey until decision-making abilities were impaired
2. Booked plane flight on the redeye to Vegas
3. Missed plane flight
4. Went to Tootsie's(Strip Club) instead.
5. Spent $7000 on champagne, lap dances, and a private room.
6. In the private room, three strippers did a dildo show.
7. Friend banged two of the strippers while I got a blowjob from the third. (I have a girlfriend and didn't want to overdo it)
8. Didn't want to spent another $100 on a cab ride home so my friend arranged a ride back to my house from 2 of the strippers who we thought were Indian.
9. Got home and banged them in my living room.
10. We called them "dot heads" during coitus. They eventually told us they were actually Argentinian.
11. I told the girl that for $400/hr I will call her whatever I please. She agreed.
12. Hated life for about 3 hours.
13. Went to downtowner with the same friend and drank more champagne to celebrate our misery.
14. Went to Bahia Cabana after that to meet up with a college friend of mine and her sister.
15. The day eventually led into the girls' sister, my friend, and I playing fingercuffs in her hotel room. (I got the front of the equation)
16. Came home to wallow in the wake of my self-destruction
17. Smoked a joint.
18. Jerked off.

None of this is skewed or embellished at all. I can swear on my mother's grave. I'm not bragging in the least. Just want other people who are in my same situation to know that they aren't the only people who do stupid shit on mother's day.

My kind of guy. lmfao at #7, #9 and #11.

fucking awesome

 

[Smurfy]

I posted this in another thread about Mother's Day and thought it deserved its own:

Mom died three years ago. So sold my dignity for cheap on Saturday night/Sunday morning. My friend and I meet up every mother's day because we are both devoid of mother's and like to suffer together. He won a poker tournament that day and had $12k burning a hole through his pocket. This is how it went:

1. Did shots of whiskey until decision-making abilities were impaired
2. Booked plane flight on the redeye to Vegas
3. Missed plane flight
4. Went to Tootsie's(Strip Club) instead.
5. Spent $7000 on champagne, lap dances, and a private room.
6. In the private room, three strippers did a dildo show.
7. Friend banged two of the strippers while I got a blowjob from the third. (I have a girlfriend and didn't want to overdo it)
8. Didn't want to spent another $100 on a cab ride home so my friend arranged a ride back to my house from 2 of the strippers who we thought were Indian.
9. Got home and banged them in my living room.
10. We called them "dot heads" during coitus. They eventually told us they were actually Argentinian.
11. I told the girl that for $400/hr I will call her whatever I please. She agreed.
12. Hated life for about 3 hours.
13. Went to downtowner with the same friend and drank more champagne to celebrate our misery.
14. Went to Bahia Cabana after that to meet up with a college friend of mine and her sister.
15. The day eventually led into the girls' sister, my friend, and I playing fingercuffs in her hotel room. (I got the front of the equation)
16. Came home to wallow in the wake of my self-destruction
17. Smoked a joint.
18. Jerked off.

None of this is skewed or embellished at all. I can swear on my mother's grave. I'm not bragging in the least. Just want other people who are in my same situation to know that they aren't the only people who do stupid shit on mother's day.

Your mother would be proud?

 

[musclemom]

You do realize that you could have easily saved yourself over $7,000, with essentially the same overall results, if you'd only done steps 1, 17 and 18, correct?

Take a little motherly advice, talk to a professional about your unresolved issues of pain vis a vis your mother's death. She'd be deeply saddened by your behavior. Nobody wants their son getting fucked up and pissing money away on cheesy whores.

 

[jboy45]

I didn't spend a dollar. We spent his winnings. Sometimes its easier this way musclemom. And I'm absolutely sure that my mother would be immensely disappointed in me.

 

[puddlemonkey]

Your friend is a retard.

 

[jboy45]

whiskey plays tricks on people

 

[SpyWizard]

You do realize that you could have easily saved yourself over $7,000, with essentially the same overall results, if you'd only done steps 1, 17 and 18, correct?

Take a little motherly advice, talk to a professional about your unresolved issues of pain vis a vis your mother's death. She'd be deeply saddened by your behavior. Nobody wants their son getting fucked up and pissing money away on cheesy whores.

MM and i don't agree on much since our lives are so different, but i lost my mom 1 1/2 yrs ago, and she is spot on regarding this.. I'm still dealing with the loss she was a big part of my life even though she lived so far away. Often just talking to someone, and telling her story to others, who she was will often help..

If not now, take it from those of us who have live through this, you don't have to do it alone.. and if you try, you will eventually have to share it with others eventually because that's all that seems to help..

good luck.. and i hope you washed good..

 

[jboy45]

I spent a half hour of my life today in front of the mirror scrubbing my penis with body wash. I'm positive that i have some combination of sexually transmitted diseases. Fmylife.

 

[ortiz34]

wish you luck bro, sorry for your loss

Try to make your mom proud, she's watching ya

 

[Bikini Mod]

You know, I feel your pain to a large extent (but not totally because even though all four of my children were taken from me and given to an abuser, I didn't hear their voices, I didn't get a card, I didn't have them to hug nor could I give them a kiss - HOWEVER, I did get texts from 2 of the 4 telling me that they loved me no matter what and though I spent the weekend in bed with a bottle) I did NOT have a grave site to visit.

I know how badly you hurt. My girls wer my world. The sun rose and set on them. I fought for 9 years and spent over 500K to try and save them in the end my actions bankrupted TWO families (not his but mine) was subjected to horrible public ridiculre and all it did was make it worse for my children. You think that kids aren't cruel? Try to explain to your friends (and not-so-friends) why it is that you live with your daddy (who treats you like shit) and you aren't allowed to even talk to your mommy on the phone. Yea, that has been MY KIDS' Mother's Day for over 4 years now. Every Mother's Day, Christmas, birthday and every day in between.

But that's my pain and my children's, not yours.

Your mother will never be there again to stroke your hair, guide you when you are lost or whisper how proud she is of you when you feel there's nothing left for you to be proud of. I know... it hurts. But is she really gone?

I mean, do her words not still ring in your ears? Does she not come to you in your dreams, day and night? Don't you have the values that she instilled in you? Don't you find yourself correcting certain behaviors because SHE told you that you should do things "this way" and "not that way"? Don't you try to live all of the good things she tried to teach you?

Clearly, she would not have wanted you to act the way you did.... but I would think knowing you and loving you the way I am sure she did, she would have said, "Son, I may not always love or even like the things you do. Heck, I might even say that I HATE THOSE THINGS. But one thing that will always be true is just how much I LOVE YOU, the good and the bad. I love ALL of YOU."

So, why don't you go talk to a competent professional to find a way to ignore the negative voices in your head, the ones that tell you to do wrong. Find a way to live on a path that would make your mother proud because as sure as I am typing this here today, your mother lives forever... as long as YOU live your life the way SHE TAUGHT YOU TO."

Your mother is ALWAYS with you.... always.

 

[HAYEZ]

lmfao sounds like my kind of night...and i love tootsies...if i could live there i would camp out right on the stage

 

[musclemom]

MM and i don't agree on much since our lives are so different, but i lost my mom 1 1/2 yrs ago, and she is spot on regarding this.. I'm still dealing with the loss she was a big part of my life even though she lived so far away. Often just talking to someone, and telling her story to others, who she was will often help..

If not now, take it from those of us who have live through this, you don't have to do it alone.. and if you try, you will eventually have to share it with others eventually because that's all that seems to help..

good luck.. and i hope you washed good..

My mother passed away five years ago. I was extremely, extremely close to her. She was my friend as well as my mom, and I was her only child and the one who made the medical decision to discontinue life support after her cerebral aneurysm ruptured (after surgery, she was actually in the step-down unit waiting to be transferred to rehab).

It took three full years to really move past the grief; each year got a little easier. However, if I'm to be completely honest, the first six months after her death I was not mentally all there. I have virtually no memory of that time, I missed paying a lot of bills, I really flaked out. My spirituality helped some (but I wasn't totally involved in it at that time), having my husband to talk to (he cared for her a lot) and tinture of time helped the most. Allowing the grief, experiencing it instead of avoiding it, if that makes sense, helped me move through and beyond it.

 

[digimon7068]

You do realize that you could have easily saved yourself over $7,000, with essentially the same overall results, if you'd only done steps 1, 17 and 18, correct?

Take a little motherly advice, talk to a professional about your unresolved issues of pain vis a vis your mother's death. She'd be deeply saddened by your behavior. Nobody wants their son getting fucked up and pissing money away on cheesy whores.

i agree with you, to a certain extent. . .always do. . .you're good peeps. . .but, everyone has different ways of dealing with their pain. . .many methods are self-destructive. . .if we're lucky, we live to see the error in our ways. . .i have not walked in his shoes. . .heck, i still have one of my grandparents. . .stopped in with my kids and dropped off her mother's day card yesterday and visited with her for a half-hour until it was time to move on and see my own mother. . .i hope you find a way to constructively deal with your pain someday, jay-bro. . .

 

[nimbus]

your boy hooked you the fuck up

 

[pdaddyII]

I spent a half hour of my life today in front of the mirror scrubbing my penis with body wash. I'm positive that i have some combination of sexually transmitted diseases. Fmylife.

Just the result of having a good time, suck it up sailor

 

[musclemom]

i agree with you, to a certain extent. . .always do. . .you're good peeps. . .but, everyone has different ways of dealing with their pain. . .many methods are self-destructive. . .if we're lucky, we live to see the error in our ways. . .i have not walked in his shoes. . .heck, i still have one of my grandparents. . .stopped in with my kids and dropped off her mother's day card yesterday and visited with her for a half-hour until it was time to move on and see my own mother. . .i hope you find a way to constructively deal with your pain someday, jay-bro. . .

Digi you and I agree on a lot. All I'm saying, really, is that in doing what he did, he did everything BUT deal with the grief. He basically numbed himself and stayed so busy he couldn't think about what really hurt. That's why I'm saying maybe he should consider talking to someone, it doesn't have to be a professional, just someone he trusts who is a good listener. Very often, the most difficult, or even scariest, thing to do is allow yourself to experience unpleasant thoughts or feelings and this is particularly true for men. The societal message is that, for men, feeling pain or emptiness at loss, particularly of a parent, is not masculine. They don't have a safe way to experience it. Getting drunk, getting stoned, and getting laid, those are acceptable ways of acting out and avoiding what really hurts. Meanwhile, sitting with a friend or therapist and crying for an afternoon and then reminscing about how your mom made a certain meal or something great she did when you were a kid, and all the shit you miss about her, that's pussy shit that women do

As you said, we all have to do what we feel is right, but I'm just waving a flag, particularly if Jboy finds himself repeating his actions. Having fun is one thing, going on a mindless rampage, another.

 

[SpyWizard]

My mother passed away five years ago. I was extremely, extremely close to her. She was my friend as well as my mom, and I was her only child and the one who made the medical decision to discontinue life support after her cerebral aneurysm ruptured (after surgery, she was actually in the step-down unit waiting to be transferred to rehab).

It took three full years to really move past the grief; each year got a little easier. However, if I'm to be completely honest, the first six months after her death I was not mentally all there. I have virtually no memory of that time, I missed paying a lot of bills, I really flaked out. My spirituality helped some (but I wasn't totally involved in it at that time), having my husband to talk to (he cared for her a lot) and tinture of time helped the most. Allowing the grief, experiencing it instead of avoiding it, if that makes sense, helped me move through and beyond it.

yep, my sister lost a husband early in the Gulf war, she says it gets easier, but it doesn't stop hurting...

AS a family i think we are clinging more to each other now rather than allowing her to be the center of how we connected.. It's funny in a way how my younger sister who is 14 yrs younger than me has had to become the central focus point for us, but i guess it's how it should be..

 

[stosstruppe]

I spent a half hour of my life today in front of the mirror scrubbing my penis with body wash. I'm positive that i have some combination of sexually transmitted diseases.

+

 

[nangiggles]

Well.... fuck father's day is the right statement for me, loosing a parent who you had a good relationship or sometimes worse a cold relationship is just beyond awful, because you loved someone close or because you feel remorse for not having a better relationship... if you think it was ok then fine, but just feel what you feel and don't numb urself out with booze and chicks, eventhough u had whiskey u didnt want to cheat yet as the night passed you did... seems you started to lose control over urself and once that happens is when the real trouble begins... I'm not judging you at all, just try to be careful ^_^

Oh.... and wear a condom kthnxbye

 

[cindylou]

Im crying right now.

im going to go give my mom a hug

 

[digimon7068]

Digi you and I agree on a lot.

As you said, we all have to do what we feel is right, but I'm just waving a flag, particularly if Jboy finds himself repeating his actions. Having fun is one thing, going on a mindless rampage, another.

of course we do. . .weez smart

i've been on a few mindless rampages over the years. . .thank God those days are long behind me. . .but i remember them. . .and i remember that i didn't really put a lot of stock in what other people said or thought. . .i had to come to my own senses. . .glad it happened before my luck ran out.

that said, whenever anyone tells a story like that, for lots of people to see, they are obviously looking for opinions. . .yours, as always, was sensible and thoughtful