Ever get caught?

[BUBBLES]

hardrock tells the truth. A man who doesn't piss in his sleep is as trustworthy as a man with two first names.

I can't even control my urinary tract during funerals. As soon as I start to facefuck the corpse, I start dripping in the casket.

Then the eulogy is all buggered up and the kids start looking at me like I'm the boogeyman. Yeah, your mom was a great fucking humanitarian, now let me violate her for eight more seconds. Like a bull-riding contest, instead of me wrassling a bull, I'm having intercourse with a dead body.

HAHA funny....what's your point?

 

[riverrock]

i thought there were seven of em dude. But i'm at about 4 and counting!!

Well, never pissed in a shower in The Antartic or South America so!

 

[riverrock]

hardrock tells the truth. A man who doesn't piss in his sleep is as trustworthy as a man with two first names.

.

I don't trust people who have the same initial for their first name as their surname!

 

[strangebrew]

I was caught masturbating by my sister. I had the playstation on, and it was paused on the nba dancers. Most embarrasing moment ever.

 

[Ulcasterdropout]

I was caught masturbating by my sister. I had the playstation on, and it was paused on the nba dancers. Most embarrasing moment ever.

Dude.....That sucks

 

[Elite_Fry]

last year when my girlfriend was asleep i pissed in her face

 

[cornfish]

last year when my girlfriend was asleep i pissed in her face

LMAO!! How in the hell did you manage that?
If i gave my girlfriend a bladder full right on the chin i wouldn't be around to post anymore.

How did you talk her down from the ledge?

 

[Razorguns]

It's official. None of you guys are EVER sleeping over at my house. Lifetime ban.

 

[tiger88]

dude tahts weak sauce pee in the shower

i got caught taking a shit in a urinal at Arby's

 

[hardrock]

dude tahts weak sauce pee in the shower

i got caught taking a shit in a urinal at Arby's

LMAO! How'd you talk your way out of getting arrested?


SG, good to have you back bro!