Don't Be GAY

[digimon7068]

i must confess. . .i have a couple of way-hot women that i consider friends. . .anything more than that is frowned upon. . .by my way-hot wife of fifteen years

however. . .under different conditions (e.g., digi suddenly finds himself single) i would be all over these broads like a cheap suit. . .i work with the one. . .we're both happily married w/children, but the tension in the air gets pretty thick sometimes. . .i like it. . .it's exciting. . .reminds me that i'm still alive and my nuts still work. . .

 

[Spartacus]

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[Spartacus]

thread of the night right here

 

[redsamurai]

I'll admit that the english patient is probably the only movie that ever made me tear up.........don't know why..............but I take issue with the helmet thing, I know two guys who've had their entire lives changed due to helmetless motorcycle crashes. The doctors said that with the helmets they would have had "maybe" serious concussions. I'm talkin these guys personalities changed due to the head injuries...............both of them fell off the radar, haven't seen em in probably 6 years. One of em especially was tragic, cause he was a monster.......coolest fucking mother fucker, one of those guys that made you look forward to going to the gym even though you looked like a pussy next to him while he did 100 pound db curls for reps.............he'd lift those fuckers on a day when he was going to party later on, so he was just "getting in a pump"..........fucking ridiculous. Anyway, after his crash nobody saw him for close to a year..........he was in and out of the hospital all the time. Last I saw him he came up behind me at a bar I was bouncin at.........I turned around and did recognize the face, but it was one of the hardest things I've ever looked at.......and I hope to this day that I didn't show it in my face, but who knows................dude was a shadow of his former self..........he was still taller than me but I was huge next to him now. Anyway, rant off........sorry............but wearing helmets ain't gay. Do I wear em all the time........no...........but I should. It's just my head is so damn big that the average helmet makes me look like a russian cosmonaut.

 

[digimon7068]

I take issue with the helmet thing, I know two guys who've had their entire lives changed due to helmetless motorcycle crashes.

It's just my head is so damn big that the average helmet makes me look like a russian cosmonaut.

dude down the street from me got tossed off his mountain bike on a dirt path when his front tire dropped into a rut. . .landed on his head. . .died of head injuries before the ambulance arrived. . .left behind a wife and three small children. . .

my head's an 8-and-3/4's. . .it has it's own gravitational pull. . .

 

[jack sparrow]

dude down the street from me got tossed off his mountain bike on a dirt path when his front tire dropped into a rut. . .landed on his head. . .died of head injuries before the ambulance arrived. . .left behind a wife and three small children. . .

my head's an 8-and-3/4's. . .it has it's own gravitational pull. . .

Are there any small moons orbiting that thing?

 

[Sub-Zero]

17. Reality Shows
A grown man should not be interested in the personal life of people with no other talent, ability or ambition
other than getting on TV. If you watch these shows, I’ll bet you do so while petting your poodle.


21. Anything to Do With Harry Potter
You aren’t 11 anymore. Let it go.

i disagree with these 2,

 

[digimon7068]

Are there any small moons orbiting that thing?

no. . .but sometimes birds fly into it

 

[heatherrae]

lolololol...I liked the article. I can't stand prissy pants men out-estrogening me.

 

[CrazyRussian]

lolololol...I liked the article. I can't stand prissy pants men out-estrogening me.

I can't stand militant bull-dykes out testosteroning me. And before you say "tjhat shouldnt be too hard LOL!" think how gay that would maek you