Don't Be GAY

[Nelson Montana]

Okay, off topic here. But I figured I'd pass along this article I wrote to those who might appreciate it.

http://www.sexgunsandmotorcycles.com/21ways.html

 

[SLAYER69!]

Shit! #2 worries me. I have a Slayer song as my ring tone. Am I gay? or is it OK because its Slayer.

 

[nydj66]

I'm with you on everything except #21.

Liking Harry Potter doesn't make you gay; it makes you a nerd.

 

[^Stefan^]

Every non-gay man should read and fully understand #8


8. Being Friends With a Hot Girl

This doesn’t look good. Not good at all. And the reason you’re not banging her is…? Doesn’t matter, it looks gay and imagine what a schmuck you’re going to feel like when some jackass finally nails her and you
have to hear about it. Do her or move on.

 

[roadwarrior]

Okay, off topic here. But I figured I'd pass along this article I wrote to those who might appreciate it.

http://www.sexgunsandmotorcycles.com/21ways.html

Nelson.... made me LMAO. I've called someone on almost every one of those at some point.

Didn't know you were a motorcycle guy. I have a 61 pan, a 78 bonnie, a 48 pan project in pieces and just sold my 2 guzzi eldorados and a 93 chopped evo to make room.

S

 

[Papa Lion]

actually a pretty good read... some funny stuff, and on point!!

 

[Nelson Montana]

Shit! #2 worries me. I have a Slayer song as my ring tone. Am I gay? or is it OK because its Slayer.

Slayer are amazing. No one touches them for sheer ferocity. But I can't imagine "War Ensemble" as a ringtone. That's not right!

 

[crazydave]

LMFAO!! Thats fuckin on point bro, glad too say I could answer no to all - although I used to have a Tupac song as a ringtone so maybe I used to be gay..

 

[holy ghost]

haha nelson listens to slayer - wtf

What if you got gangsta tones homeboy

 

[Spartacus]

10. Crying at the Movies
There are exceptions to this one. Crying at the end of Old Yeller, Spartacus or Terminator 2 is not only
acceptable; it’s the manly thing to do.