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Okay, off topic here. But I figured I'd pass along this article I wrote to those who might appreciate it.
http://www.sexgunsandmotorcycles.com/21ways.html
http://www.sexgunsandmotorcycles.com/21ways.html
Don't Be GAY
- Thread starter Nelson Montana
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Every non-gay man should read and fully understand #8
8. Being Friends With a Hot Girl
This doesn’t look good. Not good at all. And the reason you’re not banging her is…? Doesn’t matter, it looks gay and imagine what a schmuck you’re going to feel like when some jackass finally nails her and you
have to hear about it. Do her or move on.
8. Being Friends With a Hot Girl
This doesn’t look good. Not good at all. And the reason you’re not banging her is…? Doesn’t matter, it looks gay and imagine what a schmuck you’re going to feel like when some jackass finally nails her and you
have to hear about it. Do her or move on.
Nelson Montana said:
Nelson.... made me LMAO. I've called someone on almost every one of those at some point.
Didn't know you were a motorcycle guy. I have a 61 pan, a 78 bonnie, a 48 pan project in pieces and just sold my 2 guzzi eldorados and a 93 chopped evo to make room.
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SLAYER69! said:
Slayer are amazing. No one touches them for sheer ferocity. But I can't imagine "War Ensemble" as a ringtone. That's not right!
holy ghost
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haha nelson listens to slayer - wtf
What if you got gangsta tones homeboy
What if you got gangsta tones homeboy
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Spartacus
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10. Crying at the Movies
There are exceptions to this one. Crying at the end of Old Yeller, Spartacus or Terminator 2 is not only
acceptable; it’s the manly thing to do.
There are exceptions to this one. Crying at the end of Old Yeller, Spartacus or Terminator 2 is not only
acceptable; it’s the manly thing to do.
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digimon7068
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i must confess. . .i have a couple of way-hot women that i consider friends. . .anything more than that is frowned upon. . .by my way-hot wife of fifteen years 
however. . .under different conditions (e.g., digi suddenly finds himself single) i would be all over these broads like a cheap suit. . .i work with the one. . .we're both happily married w/children, but the tension in the air gets pretty thick sometimes. . .i like it. . .it's exciting. . .reminds me that i'm still alive and my nuts still work. . .
however. . .under different conditions (e.g., digi suddenly finds himself single) i would be all over these broads like a cheap suit. . .i work with the one. . .we're both happily married w/children, but the tension in the air gets pretty thick sometimes. . .i like it. . .it's exciting. . .reminds me that i'm still alive and my nuts still work. . .
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Spartacus
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Spartacus
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thread of the night right here
redsamurai
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I'll admit that the english patient is probably the only movie that ever made me tear up.........don't know why..............but I take issue with the helmet thing, I know two guys who've had their entire lives changed due to helmetless motorcycle crashes. The doctors said that with the helmets they would have had "maybe" serious concussions. I'm talkin these guys personalities changed due to the head injuries...............both of them fell off the radar, haven't seen em in probably 6 years. One of em especially was tragic, cause he was a monster.......coolest fucking mother fucker, one of those guys that made you look forward to going to the gym even though you looked like a pussy next to him while he did 100 pound db curls for reps.............he'd lift those fuckers on a day when he was going to party later on, so he was just "getting in a pump"..........fucking ridiculous. Anyway, after his crash nobody saw him for close to a year..........he was in and out of the hospital all the time. Last I saw him he came up behind me at a bar I was bouncin at.........I turned around and did recognize the face, but it was one of the hardest things I've ever looked at.......and I hope to this day that I didn't show it in my face, but who knows................dude was a shadow of his former self..........he was still taller than me but I was huge next to him now. Anyway, rant off........sorry............but wearing helmets ain't gay. Do I wear em all the time........no...........but I should. It's just my head is so damn big that the average helmet makes me look like a russian cosmonaut.
digimon7068
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redsamurai said:
dude down the street from me got tossed off his mountain bike on a dirt path when his front tire dropped into a rut. . .landed on his head. . .died of head injuries before the ambulance arrived. . .left behind a wife and three small children. . .
my head's an 8-and-3/4's. . .it has it's own gravitational pull. . .
digimon7068 said:
Are there any small moons orbiting that thing?
17. Reality Shows
A grown man should not be interested in the personal life of people with no other talent, ability or ambition
other than getting on TV. If you watch these shows, I’ll bet you do so while petting your poodle.
21. Anything to Do With Harry Potter
You aren’t 11 anymore. Let it go.
i disagree with these 2,
A grown man should not be interested in the personal life of people with no other talent, ability or ambition
other than getting on TV. If you watch these shows, I’ll bet you do so while petting your poodle.
21. Anything to Do With Harry Potter
You aren’t 11 anymore. Let it go.
i disagree with these 2,
digimon7068
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jack_schitt said:
no. . .but sometimes birds fly into it
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heatherrae
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lolololol...I liked the article. I can't stand prissy pants men out-estrogening me.
CrazyRussian
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heatherrae said:
I can't stand militant bull-dykes out testosteroning me. And before you say "tjhat shouldnt be too hard LOL!" think how gay that would maek you
Nelson Montana said:
1. Bike Helmets
Sure, it’s the responsible thing to do. That’s what makes it gay. Anyone who grew up riding a bike
took his share of spills and had some scuffs and scrapes. To not be willing to taking a comparable
risk as an adult seems kinda wimpy. The chance of actually falling on your head (and being saved due
to wearing a helmet) is so slim it’s akin to owning a personal fallout shelter. There’s no way to look
cool wearing a bike helmet and the fact that they try to make them look cool makes it that much worse.
You're a fucking idiot if you truly believe this. Work in the ER for a week and see how many lives are saved from helmets.
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Spartacus
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I think it's alright to have scented candles
though real men don't pay retail for them
though real men don't pay retail for them
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