Describe your perfect girl, I've got mine

[katana]

My girl is great, "O" she has her moment's, ( She gets really moody, and when she is like that, RUN, don't look back, RUUUNNN).

But when she is happy, then DAMN, DAMN, DAMN.
Check this out. I get this call from her for me to keep a weekend open during the month of december. So I do.

She picks me up and won't tell me where we are going, she just says "Dinner".

We drive an hour to sedona, ( Very nice). She has arranged for a weekend at a five star resort, ( fireplace, balcony overlooking the golf course, Jetted tub, ). She has packed this unreal basket of goodies, ( Whipped cream, Strawberries, AND food for DINING, if you know what I mean.

She doesn't drink beer, but she has my favorite import. And Three of the sexiest teddies that you can imagine, INCLUDING the crotchless ones. She is incredible in bed, and can talk dirty in ways that would make a porn star blush. We spent three days, Making love, eating at the finest restaurants, and hiking through the countryside.

So I am already with an awesome woman that still drops my tounge to the floor ( among other places), and now she has suprised me with a weekend at gold's gym venice. What a babe!
E.

 

[WarriorPL]

I found the perfect girl 2 months ago, we kind of clicked the first time we spoke, she goes to my school and i always had my eyes on her and well i love her now. Shes perfect, can't find a single thing wrong with her.

SG, keep em coming! i haven't laughed so hard since i started reading and posting on this board, haha! dude you're pretty fuked in the head but its just too funny! haha


~WizKid

 

[Gilbyag]

my current alpha is da bomb...

 

[decibel]

-- first and foremost, she has to be pretty and have a tight body (being blonde wouldn't hurt either!!).

-- is O - P - E - N minded.

-- likes sex and experimentation.

-- is smart but quiet, i don't like loud women.

-- must like techno music and dancing.

-- doesn't drink, doesn't smoke, but likes psychedelics in a spiritual environment.

-- likes travelling.

-- is educated.

-- is honest and lets herself LOVE.

-- etc.

 

[smallmovesal]

my boyfriend thinks i'm the perfect girl. sweeet!

 

[Kakdiesel]

a girl who has a heart....not too many of those anymore heheheheh

 

[Sexual Mustard]

I agree with Kak, and also one who will repect me and listen to me without arguing and knows that I'm always right and who will kiss my ass.

 

[velvett]

I agree with Kak, and also one who will repect me and listen to me without arguing and knows that I'm always right and who will kiss my ass.

I hope you're not holding your breath.

 

[HappyScrappy]

I agree with Kak, and also one who will repect me and listen to me without arguing and knows that I'm always right and who will kiss my ass.

kiss? I think you mean "lick" - what fun is there in kissing?

 

[studcj]

Well, the girl i went out with last night is almost perfect.

- Great attitude (always looks on the upside, cheers me up)

- She makes her friends feel good about themselves, even though some of them are ugly as hell.

- She can go out to a party with me, or just chill, watch a movie, and exchange back massages.

-Always speaks her mind so I don't have to play psychic.

- She was not afraid to dance last night at a restaraunt that didn't have a dance floor. (First time I ever did that, I can't believe I did it)

-She is beatiful.


DOWNFALLS!!!->->->->

1: She doesn't work out!
2: She has a lot of guy friends (I'm the jealous type)
3: She's thinking about not going to college!