Describe your perfect girl, I've got mine

[Natymike]

Been with a girl for the past 3 months---

--likes watching all sports
--Athletic--plays soccer for a D1 school
--perfect face
--perfect hair
--good body
--she's a FREAK in the sac
--hates anything romantic
--hates SHOPPING
--listens to the same music I do, even (RAGE)
--really laid back, like me, so we never EVER have arguments, not had one in 3 months, there is no dominant person in the relationship, thats the way to go.
--met her parents last weekend, they were quite possibly the nicest people I've ever met.

I could go on forever, she's everything I could possibly want in a girl, lets just hope I don't fuck it up. I've had this attitude about being single till I'm 26 or so because of some past relationships, but looks like things are changing pretty quick.

Lets just hope she doesn't find out about the juice. That would suck pretty bad

 

[supersizeme]

you are a lucky guy to have found all that. hopefully it'll stay this good...make sure you don't fuck it up. lol for real don't cheat on this girl.

 

[TxLonghorn]

Perfect girl? As long as she swallows my cum and loves anal, then she is perfect.

lol, someone who has lost the illusion, and is now dealing full-on with reality.

 

[Wynn]

You sure she's not inflatable? Just kidding.

It sounds like she's the one. As for juice you need to find out what she thinks about it before you tell her. If she finds out otherwise she may feel you're not being honest about other things.

 

[theoak01]

i just got in a new relationship as of last nite,she is very down to earth,doesnt complain,listens to all kinds of music,isnt down with drugs but i just wont do it around her,she and i clicked from the first second we talked,i hope she is how she seems,if so then it will last until i fuck it up like usual,maybe i wont this time hmm

 

[satanic goatslayer]

- Enjoys absinthe/shine
- Isn't afraid to use sulphuric acid
- Has a face and a fully functioning body
- Preferably less than 300 pounds
- Doesn't mind if I stab her if she listens to pop
- Has a large bullseye tattooed on her back
- Is mute
- Wears coke bottle glasses
- Wears hair in a 50's style bun 24/7
- Uses chopsticks to eat everything
- Puts borax in her meatloaf

 

[loutocool]

- - Enjoys absinthe/shine
- Isn't afraid to use sulphuric acid
- Has a face and a fully functioning body
- Preferably less than 300 pounds
- Doesn't mind if I stab her if she listens to pop
- Has a large bullseye tattooed on her back
- Is mute
- Wears coke bottle glasses
- Wears hair in a 50's style bun 24/7
- Uses chopsticks to eat everything
- Puts borax in her meatloaf

Man your brain must be working over time to come up
w\this stuff. Man try not to hurt your self thinking!

 

[HappyScrappy]

IslandGirl is my perfect girl in real life.

 

[AGENT SHAGWELL]

Naty...congrats!, about the juice, if she's a sports fan, and a athlete, it might not phase her one bit. Just as long as she can still smack your tooshie

 

[HappyScrappy]

islandgirl is cool about the juice - she knows I'm so weird anyway that that doesn't really bother her. the pedophilian and the necrophilia bother her I think - but mostly when I mix them and beastiality. nobody likes a dead baby horsefucker. except me.