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I stopped by to sniff some colognes on my way home from work today. Right now I smell like a french whore from the 20+ bottles I sprayed on scent sticks to smell, yet still somehow made their way onto me despite my precautionary measures. I haven't picked up anything new in the last couple years so I figure I'm do. I have a few samples I'll be testing out in the next couple days to see how I like 'em. My question for you ladies is this, what cologne do you like on your man? And Smurfy, what cologne do you wear yourself? Can't really say I care what you dudes think, but I'm pretty sure you're gonna tell me anyway.
 
PuddleMonkey said:
I stopped by to sniff some colognes on my way home from work today. Right now I smell like a french whore from the 20+ bottles I sprayed on scent sticks to smell, yet still somehow made their way onto me despite my precautionary measures. I haven't picked up anything new in the last couple years so I figure I'm do. I have a few samples I'll be testing out in the next couple days to see how I like 'em. My question for you ladies is this, what cologne do you like on your man? And Smurfy, what cologne do you wear yourself? Can't really say I care what you dudes think, but I'm pretty sure you're gonna tell me anyway.
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WTF, am I missing something here?
 
PuddleMonkey said:
I stopped by to sniff some colognes on my way home from work today. Right now I smell like a french whore from the 20+ bottles I sprayed on scent sticks to smell, yet still somehow made their way onto me despite my precautionary measures. I haven't picked up anything new in the last couple years so I figure I'm do. I have a few samples I'll be testing out in the next couple days to see how I like 'em. My question for you ladies is this, what cologne do you like on your man? And Smurfy, what cologne do you wear yourself? Can't really say I care what you dudes think, but I'm pretty sure you're gonna tell me anyway.
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A sure fire hit is Angel for Men.
Therry Mugler.
Women love the scent.
Its so common now though...
I'm pretty basic, however, I did try the new BVGARI last month, and it was way too subtle. Issey Miyake, thing is these scents are not U.

U got have something a little bolder, Angel will get the job done for U, I mean probably the number one if they made a list.

Your best bet though is to get it online, as as Saks, Nords, Neiman... I don' think Macy's or Dillards' sell, however they jack the price up like 15 more per bottle.

This scent isn't U either, BiJan, and I don't think its bold like stronger scent wins the ladies over, however its what my brother and dad swear by.
Go with the Angel if U wanna allure the ladies.
 
PuddleMonkey said:
That only gets you so far. That's why I use $ to close the deal.


If I truly did have the looks I wouldn't need either of those. Sucks to be me :(
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I often lament:

Why can't I be rich instead of good looking?

:(
 
aqua di gio is good but too many guys get that shit and dont want to smell like other dudes, neither do you i dont think... D&G is my number 1, also any kenzo is good but hard to find here in the us
 
housemusik83 said:
aqua di gio is good but too many guys get that shit and dont want to smell like other dudes, neither do you i dont think... D&G is my number 1, also any kenzo is good but hard to find here in the us
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I wasn't too fond of the Kenzo, at least the two I smelled.
 
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this is the old kenzo that i was referring to... if you can find it, it used to be my favorite growing up and pimpin the hos
 
Smurfy said:
you know about this and you DONT KNOW ABOUT IN VITRO????!!!!
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I'm too lazy to reread this badboy.
I'm hoping that InVitro is not like a scent, but she is referring to the actual thing.

It's House smurfy, dude makes bout as much sense as I do, Jewish DJ jarhead?

Just sayin, like the old categorizations are falling apart, I think House like represent the new era. Where our old style of clasifications don't work anymore.

Okay that was the last thing I'm pointing out tonight.

LOL at the idea of InVitro as the title of a Scent.
Jesus, I hope its not.
 
My new collection of cologne I picked up in the last couple weeks. Yes I am aware I have a shopping addiction and went overboard, I do that with everything though. Threw out about 10 bottles of old stuff I've been sitting on for a few years and never wear. Still a couple more fragrances I plan on picking up.

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Mail ordered 3 more I had samples of... I'm officially addicted. Thinking about buying a mini wine cellar/fridge to store them at the optimal temperature year round.
 
PuddleMonkey said:
My new collection of cologne I picked up in the last couple weeks. Yes I am aware I have a shopping addiction and went overboard, I do that with everything though. Threw out about 10 bottles of old stuff I've been sitting on for a few years and never wear. Still a couple more fragrances I plan on picking up.

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Wait do U collect everything? Damn...
I mean movies, cds... reminds me of a bombshelter or space station.
I dunno. Anyway, like how is that Burberry?
Also what is up with getting in shape and smelling good? what is up with wanting to be 'purty'.
 
-Ariel- said:
Wait do U collect everything? Damn...
I mean movies, cds... reminds me of a bombshelter or space station.
I dunno. Anyway, like how is that Burberry?
Also what is up with getting in shape and smelling good? what is up with wanting to be 'purty'.
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I don't mean to, I just overdo everything. I'm not right in the head or something.

Which Burberry? The Burberry Touch (clear one) is a very clean scent, something you could wear day or night, summer or winter. The other (yellow one) is the classic scent I'm definitely drawn to more. I also have the Burberry Weekend (small bottle near front) but I personally don't care for it as much as I thought I would.

Purty? I just like smelling good, nuttin' to do with being purty. The exercising is for general health, not for anyone in particular. I need to try and stay in good shape so it's less stress on my bad knee and bad back.
 
PuddleMonkey said:
My new collection of cologne I picked up in the last couple weeks. Yes I am aware I have a shopping addiction and went overboard, I do that with everything though. Threw out about 10 bottles of old stuff I've been sitting on for a few years and never wear. Still a couple more fragrances I plan on picking up.

2pynd3a.jpg
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e-balla
shot calla
20 oz bottles of cologne-ah
gaying out tonight


my rythms need work
discuss
 
miplank said:
puddles, post pics of your massive perfume collection.
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I just did :(


I'll post a updated when then the rest of my bottles come in the mail. And if you're making reference to perfume = women then you need to read up on EDC, EDT, and EDP. Mens fragrances do come in EDP sometimes, my Hanae Mori is mens yet a EDP.
 
PuddleMonkey said:
My new collection of cologne I picked up in the last couple weeks. Yes I am aware I have a shopping addiction and went overboard, I do that with everything though. Threw out about 10 bottles of old stuff I've been sitting on for a few years and never wear. Still a couple more fragrances I plan on picking up.

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<<loves the burberry .. oldie but goodie .. my fav :heart:
 
PuddleMonkey said:
I don't mean to, I just overdo everything. I'm not right in the head or something.

Which Burberry? The Burberry Touch (clear one) is a very clean scent, something you could wear day or night, summer or winter. The other (yellow one) is the classic scent I'm definitely drawn to more. I also have the Burberry Weekend (small bottle near front) but I personally don't care for it as much as I thought I would.

Purty? I just like smelling good, nuttin' to do with being purty. The exercising is for general health, not for anyone in particular. I need to try and stay in good shape so it's less stress on my bad knee and bad back.
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lol, I still have a bottle of this which I bought after reading a 40 response thread I read on the style,fashion, etc. board something like 3-4 years ago. Back in the Tiger88 days.

Hilarious thread if you can find it. Basically claimed it was the nectar of the gods. I like it tho.
 
-Ariel- said:
This scent isn't U either, BiJan
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I smelled this train wreck today, actually have some on my arm right now. I have never in my life smelled cologne so bad! This is what I'd imagine Old Spice would smell like if you left the bottle out in the sun for a week and then sprayed it on a wet dog. Out of the bottle or on my arm, absolutely reeks! I'm guessing this is the reason the box set is marked down to $15?
 
PuddleMonkey said:
I smelled this train wreck today, actually have some on my arm right now. I have never in my life smelled cologne so bad! This is what I'd imagine Old Spice would smell like if you left the bottle out in the sun for a week and then sprayed it on a wet dog. Out of the bottle or on my arm, absolutely reeks! I'm guessing this is the reason the box set is marked down to $15?
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Honestly, to me it smells like hot garbage. Its the only like 'manly' scent I could think of... LOL
sorry,
 
PuddleMonkey said:
I wanna know who actually tested that out and said, "yeah, let go with it, start production!"
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Like it smells like something cinnamon, lysol, and the foul stuff they make meth out of.

Or, my favorite, Like a sumo wrestler took a dump on a burning tire.
-thats from snl- like a 10 years ago.
 
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