c'mon ladies, help a monkey out.

[puddlemonkey]

I stopped by to sniff some colognes on my way home from work today. Right now I smell like a french whore from the 20+ bottles I sprayed on scent sticks to smell, yet still somehow made their way onto me despite my precautionary measures. I haven't picked up anything new in the last couple years so I figure I'm do. I have a few samples I'll be testing out in the next couple days to see how I like 'em. My question for you ladies is this, what cologne do you like on your man? And Smurfy, what cologne do you wear yourself? Can't really say I care what you dudes think, but I'm pretty sure you're gonna tell me anyway.

 

[walliwalibus]

I stopped by to sniff some colognes on my way home from work today. Right now I smell like a french whore from the 20+ bottles I sprayed on scent sticks to smell, yet still somehow made their way onto me despite my precautionary measures. I haven't picked up anything new in the last couple years so I figure I'm do. I have a few samples I'll be testing out in the next couple days to see how I like 'em. My question for you ladies is this, what cologne do you like on your man? And Smurfy, what cologne do you wear yourself? Can't really say I care what you dudes think, but I'm pretty sure you're gonna tell me anyway.

WTF, am I missing something here?

 

[silent says]

Old spice

 

[puddlemonkey]

WTF, am I missing something here?

Do I have to spell it out for you?

 

[Smurfy]

I like Very Sexy for Men (or whatever its called) by Victoria Secret

 

[Smurfy]

also, yes, when you and I are in a room together, I am the Alpha Male.

 

[hurricane]

right guard

 

[puddlemonkey]

also, yes, when you and I are in a room together, I am the Alpha Male.

Just because you have to shave your face twice a day compared to my once doesn't mean you are the Alpha Male!

 

[Smurfy]

Just because you have to shave your face twice a day compared to my once doesn't mean you are the Alpha Male!

bigger penis, bro. Ive got the bigger penis.

 

[puddlemonkey]

bigger penis, bro. Ive got the bigger penis.

I want to argue this but I'm not sure I can