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Chimps rip off testicles,nose,and foot of man in California

n0th1ng said:
Do you guys know how weak the average adult human male is? I bet most of the people on this board are at least 3-5 times stronger than your average adult male and thats not even counting the loser countries where everybody weighs 100lbs.
You know thats a good point. If i can bench 225 26 times (which i do). And the vast majority of adult men cant do one rep with 225. Does that make me 26 times as strong as most adult men? Of course not. But this makes you wonder exactly how these people are coming up with the 6-7x as strong stuff.
 
Razorguns said:
muscle is muscle. how can a chimp or a gorilla be that much stronger than a human??? some scientist here explain to me the reasoning...
WRONG-muscle is NOT muscle.....ive posed this question before...it is true that chimps are at LEAST 6-7X stronger than an average male human...ive seen videos of wild chimps going on assasination exploits where they literally tear their victims into small pieces with their hands...think about it- how do lions and cheatas run at such speeds?...hawks with talons that can exert x= amount of pressure per sq. inch...the list goes on and on...a macaw parrot can snap a broomstick in half with its beak, look at a humming bird-the speed at which his wings beat...muscles are not just muscles..if they were, we would be one of the strongest species on the planet...yet we have huge muscles and are the weakest...i dont know why....Gorillas are in the 10-15X stronger than human males...at 450lbs you gonna fuck with him?? very interesting concept....it would be cool if someone could explain this.
 
sorerotators said:
You know thats a good point. If i can bench 225 26 times (which i do). And the vast majority of adult men cant do one rep with 225. Does that make me 26 times as strong as most adult men? Of course not. But this makes you wonder exactly how these people are coming up with the 6-7x as strong stuff.

LOL. Nice math skills there. You can probably bench somewhere in the neighborhood of 375 with those reps. The average man that can't bench 225x1 can bench press let's say 175. That would make you just over twice as strong and not 26 times as strong. And strength is relative. I know guys that can bench 350 but can't pick up bulky heavy objects worth a damn. Some guy that picks up heavy objects for a living might not be able to bench 250, yet he could make you look weak if you tried to keep up with him at his job.
 
Average man? Don't what is considered average. Bench press is probably more like 125, squat 150? Who knows? My grandfather had a spider monkey and he was one strong mother, the other thing was he fought to injure and kill. In the monkey world you don't have fight rules, its all out. Monkeys will go for balls in a heart beat because that would be the easiest place to fuck up an adversary.
 
PBR said:
WRONG-muscle is NOT muscle.....ive posed this question before...it is true that chimps are at LEAST 6-7X stronger than an average male human...ive seen videos of wild chimps going on assasination exploits where they literally tear their victims into small pieces with their hands...think about it- how do lions and cheatas run at such speeds?...hawks with talons that can exert x= amount of pressure per sq. inch...the list goes on and on...a macaw parrot can snap a broomstick in half with its beak, look at a humming bird-the speed at which his wings beat...muscles are not just muscles..if they were, we would be one of the strongest species on the planet...yet we have huge muscles and are the weakest...i dont know why....Gorillas are in the 10-15X stronger than human males...at 450lbs you gonna fuck with him?? very interesting concept....it would be cool if someone could explain this.


They have different muscle fiber make up -AND- their bones and tendons are very dense... Put that together with the fact that their muscles attach to their bones in ways that angle their limbs for the greatest possible leverage. The angles at wich the tendons and muscle attach to the bone makes for either a very FAST moving limp or a very STRONG limb.



-BRR
 
Big Rick Rock said:
They have different muscle fiber make up -AND- their bones and tendons are very dense... Put that together with the fact that their muscles attach to their bones in ways that angle their limbs for the greatest possible leverage. The angles at wich the tendons and muscle attach to the bone makes for either a very FAST moving limp or a very STRONG limb.
-BRR

How do i get an operation to align my muscles like that??!!
 
Taken from the Sacramento Zoo website:

But when it comes to sheer physical ability, chimpanzees have us beat. A male chimpanzee has the strength of 5 men. They are expert climbers, and can use their feet like hands, too. Try holding a banana with one foot and peeling it with the other--it's a snap for a chimp!
 
Big Rick Rock said:
They have different muscle fiber make up -AND- their bones and tendons are very dense... Put that together with the fact that their muscles attach to their bones in ways that angle their limbs for the greatest possible leverage. The angles at wich the tendons and muscle attach to the bone makes for either a very FAST moving limp or a very STRONG limb.



-BRR
yep. talk to a biomechanist, im sure theyll rattle off a few formuliii about pounds of pressure per motor unit, breaking point for average monkey tendons etc etc and come up with something

some primates are fantastically strong, all you have to do is look at them jump 15 feet in the air from a standing start on the good ol discovery channel to realise taht the power to weight ratio is stupendous. i was watching one the other day where these chimps were bouncing around a city (some asian/indian villiage) and they were making it to the 3rd-4th floor in 3 jumps, it was amazing
 
Last time I went to the Zoo I have witnessed the funniest thing. A baby Gorilla had a tiny hard on and it was trying to f@#K its mum from behind. Everyone gathered around taking photos. The kids were pointing and the parents we trying to keep a straight face.
HAHA
 
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