* Baffled Faces As I Walked Into Gym With Ttokkyo T-shirt On *

[2legit2quit]

This one time, I took my shirt off in the gym and stood up on a bench and started rubbing my nipples. At first, I was rubbing them nice and gentle but then I started to rub 'em very hard like. They got all red and swollen so I stopped. I proceeded to do as many of those leaps that ballet dancers do (you know with your toes pointed and legs perpendicular to the floor) as I could. I nailed the first 20 or so leaps but then my form began to gradually taper off. So, I then proceeded to do "pottabarret (sp?) turns" (another popular dance maneuver) until I got too dizzy to stand upright. I got bored of that pretty fast so I then took off my pants and tucked my underwear (briefs) up in between my ass cheeks and flexed my ass as hard as I could (in fact, I'm doing it right now...). I kept squeezing those fuckers together as hard as I possibly could until eventually I passed out from the exertion. They don't let me back into that gym anymore.

Goddamn you Nathan.........my fucking stomach is killing me!!!!!!! Haven't laughed that hard in months though!!!

 

[Nathan]

You guys shouldn't encourage me. If I know I can get away with it I'll have trouble stopping myself. I did it again on the "Juice Wannabes" thread, see:

http://209.11.101.244/forum/showthread.php?threadid=49272

You guys are gonna get me arrested as I'm going to do too much of this shit in public thinking it's acceptable behavior. Oh well.

 

[hamper19]

bump

I get the exact same stares and whispers when I wear my Nutt hugger roller skating shorts.

On the reals if i was to sport that at my Gym the guys would be like

duuuuuude so how was it?

I would be like wtf are you talking about.

They be like Ttkkyo didint you go there.

Now thats funny.......Ive got guys like you at my gym.......I believe its called....smuggling berries....

 

[MaxBiceps]

why anyone would want to advertise their steroid use to a bunch of strangers is beyond me.

 

[marx]

Nathan, you gotta start posting again like you use to. Some funny fuckin threads you put out back in the day...

 

[hardrock]

Thats some funny ass shit. Too many serious mf'er on here. No god damn sense of humor. Keep em commin.

 

[RussianBro]

So, do you wear the t-shirt when you on cycle only, and when you off you take that off? I have a t-shirt "Expressly smoke free" from FDX, so when I'm off the cycle should I wear something like "Expressly Fina Free?"
I love these boards, don't have as much fun anywhere else...

 

[Bar Room Hero]

Rolling of sleeves

I hate that.

 

[thelegacy]

Nathan that is humor at its best.... The best part is you "flexing your ass cheeks" comment. I got a picture of some dude squeezing his ass together with hail damage all over

 

[ffbus99]

All I have to say to this post is a big "WOW!"