But on the other side, I've seen him do calf, quad AND bicep work all in ONE month!
Hannibal, I have finally figured you out.
You are a closet Bodybuilder.
That's ok, you are young, you can learn. And at BB anonymous, we have many recovering bodybuilders who have seen light, and heard the call of the big iron.
Simple steps to follow:
1. Admit you're a bodybuilder.
2. Throw out posing oil.
3. Break all the mirrors.
4. Return the 55 gallon drum of Nair.
5. Give all the g-strings back to the strippers you stole them from.
6. Never, ever do another curl.
7. It is not 'achieving a weightless, maximal, isometric contraction', it is posing. Admit it, then stop it.
8. Stop trying to enhance your quad sweep.
9. Throw out the muscle mags.
10. Stop wasting time on the NPC and IFBB websites. Internet addiction is still an addiction.
11. Stop worrying about your vascularity.
12. And finally, go enter a meet.
Remember Hannibal, here at BBA, we are here for you.
<group hug>