anyone ever puke at the gym?

[massatronic]

I've only known guys to puke on leg days or during ultra competitive aerobic work.

The nearest I came was when I sqautted so much that after the workout I couldn't walk. I don't mean it was hard, or I was tired, or it hurt, I couldn't. As soon as I lifted myself up of the floor when I let go of the rails I'd collapse. I couldn't even feel my legs. Just lay their feeling dizzy for half an hour and limped home.

Don't give up on the ladies though. Brazen it out. 'Hi I'm the guy who was sick on you.' will work much better than being embarrassed about it.

 

[DIVISION]

Don't give up on the ladies though. Brazen it out. 'Hi I'm the guy who was sick on you.' will work much better than being embarrassed about it.

I admire your confident, MassaNugg....

So you think if he's open about it, the females will be lining up to jump on his packet?

I know alot of kids in here would change gyms after puking like that....it's something people never forget.



DIV

 

[massatronic]

People are weird but predictable.

If you apologise to someone, they often take that as a cue that you have something to be sorry for and give you grief.

If he slinks around humiliated they'll take it that he deserves to feel humiliated. If he switches gyms they all laugh about the loser who puked and them disappeared losing out on 6 months of gym membership.

If he turns it around to 'I'm the guy who pushes myself so hard I puked' then there's no humilaition. If he laughs it off so will they. And with the ladies he has an icebreaker- a story to tell, and a chance to show he's the kind of guy who deals with shit and is above what pussies think... because he's better than them and she should love him for it.

I'm not saying that shrugging it off will automatically make him king stud, but a real stud WOULD shrug it off.

 

[DIVISION]

People are weird but predictable.

If you apologise to someone, they often take that as a cue that you have something to be sorry for and give you grief.

If he slinks around humiliated they'll take it that he deserves to feel humiliated. If he switches gyms they all laugh about the loser who puked and them disappeared losing out on 6 months of gym membership.

If he turns it around to 'I'm the guy who pushes myself so hard I puked' then there's no humilaition. If he laughs it off so will they. And with the ladies he has an icebreaker- a story to tell, and a chance to show he's the kind of guy who deals with shit and is above what pussies think... because he's better than them and she should love him for it.

I'm not saying that shrugging it off will automatically make him king stud, but a real stud WOULD shrug it off.

YOU ROCK, NUGGA!!!!!!


I support you......PUKERS OF THE WORLD UNITE!!!!!!!!!!

Only thing is.....even after he makes light of the situation there will always be one or two females who harken back to that Morrissey song "The more you ignore me, the closer I get......." and alas to the chosen few he will always be the one known as "the puker".

Props, though......I like how you played this.



DIV

 

[massatronic]

alas to the chosen few he will always be the one known as "the puker".


True bro, but you know what I mean. If you fight you may win, you may lose; if you surrender you'll lose badly.

 

[DIVISION]

True bro, but you know what I mean. If you fight you may win, you may lose; if you surrender you'll lose badly.

You've got a billy brag style about you that's very familiar.

When it comes to women there are only winners and losers.......and it's never a win-win situation. Someone is always winning, someone is always losing.

Women are like that.




DIV

 

[Codyman74]

Yea I have done it a couple times, but I sprinted to the bathroom with a mouthful. We have a bucket in the squat rack at our gym. As far as women I dropped a 120lb dumbbell and it rolled right over this girls foot and I dated her like 2 weeks later.

 

[DIVISION]

I dropped a 120lb dumbbell and it rolled right over this girls foot and I dated her like 2 weeks later.

People get slapped for shit like that......

I'm amazed you parlayed a dropped DB in to a steady hookup......

That's legit.



DIV

 

[Steve The Bluesman]

I puked on my steering wheel going about 50 after heavy squats... I fought off the urge while I was still at the gym, but after 5 min in the car I couldn't hold it off anymore

There was no place to pull over either.. I can just imagine being someone in the other lane seeing some freak coming at them puking all over his steering wheel while driving.. I probably scarred some people for life that day

You must spread some Karma around before giving it to Gastroc O'Jenkins again.

That was a riot...Too bad you couldn't roll down the window and puke all over the side of your car.


Bluesman

 

[vio]

Puked two times after squats.