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An Open Letter To Those Born Before 1978 (the rest of you will appreciate this, too)

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I Told You So ...
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I received this in e-mail, I pass along it's wisdom for your consideration:

When I was a kid, adults used to bore me to tears with their tedious diatribes about how hard things were. When they were growing up, what with walking twenty-five miles to school every morning ... uphill ... barefoot ... BOTH ways ... yadda, yadda, yadda ...

And I remember promising myself that when I grew up, there was no way in hell I was going to lay a bunch of crap like that on kids about how hard I had it and how easy they've got it.

But now that I'm over the ripe old age of thirty, I can't help but look around and notice the youth of today.

You've got it so easy! I mean, compared to my childhood, you live in a goddamn Utopia! And I hate to say it but you kids today you don't know how good you've got it!

I mean, when I was a kid we didn't have The Internet. If we wanted to know something, we had to go to the damn library and look it up ourselves, in the card catalog.

There was no email!! We had to actually write somebody a letter, with a pen! ... then you had to walk all the way across the street and put it in the damn mailbox and it would take like a week to get there.

There were no MP3's, no Napster. You wanted to steal music, you had to hitchhike to the record store and shoplift it yourself. Or you had to wait around all day to tape it off the radio and the DJ would usually talk over the beginning and fuck it all up.

We didn't have fancy crap like Call Waiting. If you were on the phone and somebody else called they got a busy signal, tough shit. And we didn't have fancy Caller ID either. When the phone rang, you had no idea who it was. It could be your school, your mom, your boss, your bookie, your drug dealer, a collection agent, you just didn't know. You had to pick it up and take your chances, mister.

We didn't have any fancy Sony Playstation video games with high-resolution 3-D graphics. We had the Atari 2600. With cutting edge games like 'Space Invaders' and 'Asteroids'. Your guy was a little square. You actually had to use your imagination. And there were no multiple levels or screens, it was just one screen forever. And you could never win. The game just kept getting harder and harder and faster and faster until you died. Just like LIFE!

You had to use a little book called a TV Guide to find out what was on. Forget channel surfing. You had to get up off your ass and walk over to the TV to change the channel and there was no Cartoon Network either. You could only get cartoons on Saturday Morning. Do you hear what I'm saying!?! Can you imagine this?!? We actually had to wait ALL WEEK ... for cartoons, you spoiled little rat-bastards ...

And we didn't have microwaves, if we wanted to heat something up we had to use the stove. Can you imagine that?

That's exactly what I'm talking about! You kids today have got it too easy. You're spoiled. You guys wouldn't have lasted five minutes back in 1980 ...

Regards,
The over 30 Crowd
 
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Internet??? Hell I had one phone in my house and no answering machine becuase they were expensive back then.

I had a TV in my room because I grabbed it on garbage night. It was a 19 inch Black and White. Use to watch the orginal Saturday night live on it. Was to young to be running the streets at 11:30on Sat. night.

Cell phones, Please. Never saw one until the 90's.

CD's? Hell no. We had to clean our records or they sounded like crap.

Sorround sound? My first car had an AM radio and one speaker.

Did parents think we were going to get molested? Hell no, they sent you out the door and said good luck>LOL.

I did walk to school up hill both ways. There was a valley in the middle. Lol
 
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Forgot. You could buy a gram joint for $1. It was a nice light buzz that made you giggle. Last time I smoked a joint it was way to strong and problably cost a bunch.

Acid was 50 cents a hit for any that care.
 
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This is why you young guys are pussies.

Here I am at 4 or 5 sporting a robe, driving in a convertible, searching the farms for bitches.

You see a seat belt let alone a car seat?

Try this today and they'll throw your ass in jail.
 
Re: An Open Letter To Those Born Before 1978 (the rest of you will appreciate this, t

And your mom was $10.
 
Re: An Open Letter To Those Born Before 1978 (the rest of you will appreciate this, t

There was no internet --- but there was fidonet and bbs's :)

and people in the 80s wouldn't have survived in the 30s. So all is relative!

r
 
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Remember when you had to get up off your ass to change the channel?
How about being excited that you could get the UHF channels?
I Love Lucy, Laurel and Hardy? In black and white?!

Who's on first?
 
Re: An Open Letter To Those Born Before 1978 (the rest of you will appreciate this, t

This is the kind of zoo I use to go to. Notice the sign.

You could see a mink coat being made.
 
Re: An Open Letter To Those Born Before 1978 (the rest of you will appreciate this, t

Internet??? Hell I had one phone in my house and no answering machine becuase they were expensive back then.

I had a TV in my room because I grabbed it on garbage night. It was a 19 inch Black and White. Use to watch the orginal Saturday night live on it. Was to young to be running the streets at 11:30on Sat. night.

Cell phones, Please. Never saw one until the 90's.

CD's? Hell no. We had to clean our records or they sounded like crap.

Sorround sound? My first car had an AM radio and one speaker.

Did parents think we were going to get molested? Hell no, they sent you out the door and said good luck>LOL.

I did walk to school up hill both ways. There was a valley in the middle. Lol

That one phone had a cord on it too, so you could only walk up to 5-7 feet away from the wall the phone was connected to! Remember when you got two phones? One upstairs and one down? You wanted to go downstairs you had to either run down, pick up the phone, run back up and hangup the first phone, run back down and see if your friend was still on the line! Was no cordless phones back then. If there were they were too expensive!

I remember cleaning my records! lol!

Yeah, I was told to be nice to strangers. Say hello and introduce myself properly.

No iPod with headphones in the ears ignoring the world either. You had portable music playing? Everyone else around you was hearing it too!

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