You want to hear how my life was going for a while. 3 years without a vacation and shit like this happening. Wife went change a diaper, tried to play it off on me. She threw up on the changing table and on the carpet then continued hurling in the bathroom. I now had a shit covered baby, 2 dogs homing in on the mess and a second crawling baby headed for the mess. Nice. I was moving fast. You had to be there to see that go down. Want to guess who got to clean up that whole thing?
BTW she simply was grossed out by the poopy diaper.