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feisty11975

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I was due for an appointment with the gynecologist later in the week.
Early one morning, I received a call from the doctor's office to tell me that
I had been rescheduled for that morning at 9:30 am. I had only just
packed everyone off to work and school, and it was already around 8:45 am.

The trip to his office took about 35 minutes, so I didn't have any time
to spare.

As most women do, I like to take a little extra effort over hygiene when
making such visits, but this time I wasn't going to be able to make the
full effort.

So I rushed upstairs, threw off my pajamas, wet the washcloth that was
sitting next to the sink, and gave myself a quick wash in that area to
make sure I was at least presentable.

I threw the washcloth in the clothes basket, donned some clothes, hopped
in the car and raced to my appointment. I was in the waiting room for only a few minutes when I was called in.


Knowing the procedure, as I'm sure you do, I hopped up on the table,
looked over at the other side of the room and pretended that I was in Paris or some other place a million miles away.

I was a little surprised when the doctor said, "My, we have made an
extra effort this morning, haven't we?" I didn't respond.

After the appointment, I heaved a sigh of relief and went home. The
rest of the day was normal. Some shopping, cleaning, cooking.

After school when my 6 year old daughter was playing, she called out
from the bathroom, "Mommy, where's my washcloth?" I told her to get another one from the cabinet.

She replied, "No, I need the one that was here by the sink, it had all
my glitter and sparkles saved inside it."

NEVER going back to that doctor - ever!!
 
ROFL!

I am a man and still found that very amusing.
 
can you describe the examination in excruciating detail? I'm going for mine next week and I want to know what to expect.

and type slowly...
 
PsychoTramp said:
can you describe the examination in excruciating detail? I'm going for mine next week and I want to know what to expect...

and type slowly...


hahaha

I think I should edit and state that this did not happen to me. :worried:
 
FEISTY11975 said:
hahaha

I think I should edit and state that this did not happen to me. :worried:

Damn. I was getting all excited thinking about what you glitter-covered kitty looked like.
 
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