A girl at the market today asked me what nationality I was..

[AAP]

She said I was too dark to be considered an American or British. (She just moved down from Penn. so what did she know.) She didn't believe me, so I had to pull down the edge of my levis and show her my tan line. She was like "oh, I am so sorry..."

Thing is, I am not nearly as dark as most people I see down here. I guess that Triloseran (sp?) I used last month was a bit too much.

 

[frorider6]

Were you taking some kind of tanning pill? My white ass needs some color.

And she was hitting on you dog. Poor girl didn't know she didn't have a chance in hell.

 

[Stryc-9]

You should've popped a cap in her ass....

Word.

 

[frorider6]

You should've popped a cap in her ass....

Word.

no doubt mah nigga, no doubt.

 

[AAP]

Yeah, I took the prescriptive tanning pill Triloseran (sp?) for 14 days straight last month (like the insert says) man that thing worked like a MOFO! You can get a caribbean tan in 14 days from only 20 minutes in the tanning bed per day. It is not like most of the tanning shit sold in the stores where you look orange, I actually turned a dark shade then. But it has faded about 20% in the six weeks I have not used it.

And yeah.... she didn't have a chance in hell of picking me up. I don't date anyone that wears a name tag. Male or female.

 

[PinK233]

Are those tanning pills safe? Not that tanning in a salon is any safer...

 

[saint808]

You have an increased chance of melanoma with them. Be sure to get checked out at least once a year or more with a dermatologist.

 

[AAP]

Are those tanning pills safe? Not that tanning in a salon is any safer...

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Oh yeah, they prescribe them for the elderly going to sunny climates to reduce the risk of severe sunburn.

 

[strongchick]

She was like "oh, I am so sorry..."

why the need to apologize?

white people. sheesh.

 

[strongchick]

Re: Re: A girl at the market today asked me what nationality I was..

why the need to apologize?

white people. sheesh.

again, I ask...