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Nobody is worth a $1500.00 phone bill.

Do you have a cell phone? Calls after 7 pm or 9pm (depending on who and the plan) are free. No wasted minutes.

There's also PMs, IMs, Text Messages (via the cell phone), e-mails. And when all else fails, letters.
 
holy shit girl, thats crazy....

call me so we can discuss.....
 
Umm, Bellsouth offers unlimited long distance, use a fuggin landline. Unless bigmann's number is 1900callaslut.
 
I have free long distance.I usually pay 59 bucks for:
-free long distance
-free night and weekends
-free tmobile to tmobile
-1000 anytime minutes
They said I used 8000 minutes
Never happened B4.AGHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
holy shit .. this eflirting is beyond eflirting! it has turned into phone sex!
 
medicj said:
I have free long distance.I usually pay 59 bucks for:
-free long distance
-free night and weekends
-free tmobile to tmobile
-1000 anytime minutes
They said I used 8000 minutes
Never happened B4.AGHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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ok so if its free long distance why are you being charged?
 
spongebob said:
ok so if its free long distance why are you being charged?
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she only has 1,000 minutes.. she used 8,000 minutes and its like 30 cents for every extra minute!!!
 
bigmann245 said:
Yes i am... and my wife talks to stickfigure on her phone as well. and i work in a tittie bar. aint life great....
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w/o trust relationships r shit and annoying
 
bigmann245 said:
Yes i am... and my wife talks to stickfigure on her phone as well. and i work in a tittie bar. aint life great....
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interesting, yall are pretty open over there




Lucky man! homey dont play that far from the ranch
 
nutsnack said:
she only has 1,000 minutes.. she used 8,000 minutes and its like 30 cents for every extra minute!!!
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oh the long distance is only free within the 1000 min.

anyways, 8000 min is like 4.5 hrs/day. thats retarded.
 
spongebob said:
oh the long distance is only free within the 1000 min.

anyways, 8000 min is like 4.5 hrs/day. thats retarded.
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lets not think that im the only one she talks to on the phone. but yea we have been known to eat up some time the 2 of us... lol
 
bigmann245 said:
lets not think that im the only one she talks to on the phone. but yea we have been known to eat up some time the 2 of us... lol
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i understand but she is still on the phone for an avg of more than 4.5hrs/day.

thats crazy.

maybe she should talk on the house phone and get vonage or something.
 
spongebob said:
i understand but she is still on the phone for an avg of more than 4.5hrs/day.

thats crazy.

maybe she should talk on the house phone and get vonage or something.
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shes never home. she works like 15 hours a day and the rest of the day is taking care of shit she cant shen shes working. her and i talk on the phone when she works but thats usually at ngiht after its free. but we also talk during the day. some of those calls have gotten a bit out of hand but usually shes not at her apartment. she running around running errands. and we talk then. i told her she needs to switch to sprint so it would be free since i have sprint and i seem to be the one that eats up most her minutes. i offered to pay and help her out but she wont let me. i get free incomming calls as well. and i get to post on ef from my palm pilot as well. thats what i did when i was at work. staring at titties and ass and posting on elite fitness. life is great.

sorry medicj for using all your minutes but i am worth it aint i...... lol
 
bigmann245 said:
shes never home. she works like 15 hours a day and the rest of the day is taking care of shit she cant shen shes working. her and i talk on the phone when she works but thats usually at ngiht after its free. but we also talk during the day. some of those calls have gotten a bit out of hand but usually shes not at her apartment. she running around running errands. and we talk then. i told her she needs to switch to sprint so it would be free since i have sprint and i seem to be the one that eats up most her minutes. i offered to pay and help her out but she wont let me. i get free incomming calls as well. and i get to post on ef from my palm pilot as well. thats what i did when i was at work. staring at titties and ass and posting on elite fitness. life is great.

sorry medicj for using all your minutes but i am worth it aint i...... lol
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i know its none of my bizwax but what in the hell do yall talk about so much everyday. if not you then she is still talking 4.5hrs a day. what about?
 
1500???? that's worse than a stripper!!! damn!!! i'd take a belt to my womans ass over that!
 
Thank God for MSM i talk to someone there every night at least 4-5 hrs ,yes guys its a girl!


RADAR
 
bigmann245 said:
switch to sprint so it would be free since i have sprint
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$1500/month vs FREE.

And she still chooses $1500/month?

I've seen fruitflies with higher IQ's than this.
 
stilleto said:
i see this marriage not lasting. not with the bragging.
bigman and medic should be very happy together. maybe his current wife can be their flower girl.
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no our religion we can all be married. its a win win situation bro...
 
bigmann245 said:
no our religion we can all be married. its a win win situation bro...
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so you're a mormon working in a strip club?

here's how i see things happening...

medic and you become friends, you chat, your wife knows, its cool.

medic talks to you about some man troubles- one that isn't treating her right or she's having a hard time finding one and you talk to her about what a real man should be like and how happy you are with your wife. again, your wife is cool with that.

medic says "why can't i find a man like YOU?" and you are, of course, flattered.

There is talk of threesomes. you are imagining a wonderful life where you are the center of two women's universes.

Medic has more trouble with men, cause none are as wonderful as you. you say you don't see why such a sexy woman is having so much trouble. she says she's not sexy. you say 'yes you are. I showed my wife your pics and she thinks your sexy.' Medic offers to show you more pics, but says she's embarrassed. she says these are just for you, ok? cause you know, you're her best friend and all.

you get the pics, you talk to her, you have feelings for her, hardly any of which do you have to hide from your wife besides the few pics cause she knows all about it, except for the fact that you've developed a crush on your little friend.

BUT, somewhere in the back of her mind, she realizes... wtf? this isn't so cool anymore... she's moving in on my man. and your wife makes liiiiiiiiiiittle comments. like "has medic worked it out with her bf yet?... doesn't it seem odd that she has so much man trouble?" or "gosh she calls a lot... doesn't she have a life besides us (you)?"

you start resenting those comments. you or medic suggest meeting. after all, you are best friends now. so now you have a dillemna... do you meet her with your wife and possibly have the threesome, or do you meet her alone that first time... try her yourself and THEN see about the threesome. You decide to meet her alone, but tell your wife you're going to. she trusts you, and says ok but its not ok at all.

and the trouble has started.
 
spongebob said:
i know its none of my bizwax but what in the hell do yall talk about so much everyday. if not you then she is still talking 4.5hrs a day. what about?
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phone sex.
no man offers to pay a womans phone bill unless there's phone sex involved.
 
stilleto said:
so you're a mormon working in a strip club?

here's how i see things happening...

medic and you become friends, you chat, your wife knows, its cool.

medic talks to you about some man troubles- one that isn't treating her right or she's having a hard time finding one and you talk to her about what a real man should be like and how happy you are with your wife. again, your wife is cool with that.

medic says "why can't i find a man like YOU?" and you are, of course, flattered.

There is talk of threesomes. you are imagining a wonderful life where you are the center of two women's universes.

Medic has more trouble with men, cause none are as wonderful as you. you say you don't see why such a sexy woman is having so much trouble. she says she's not sexy. you say 'yes you are. I showed my wife your pics and she thinks your sexy.' Medic offers to show you more pics, but says she's embarrassed. she says these are just for you, ok? cause you know, you're her best friend and all.

you get the pics, you talk to her, you have feelings for her, hardly any of which do you have to hide from your wife besides the few pics cause she knows all about it, except for the fact that you've developed a crush on your little friend.

BUT, somewhere in the back of her mind, she realizes... wtf? this isn't so cool anymore... she's moving in on my man. and your wife makes liiiiiiiiiiittle comments. like "has medic worked it out with her bf yet?... doesn't it seem odd that she has so much man trouble?" or "gosh she calls a lot... doesn't she have a life besides us (you)?"

you start resenting those comments. you or medic suggest meeting. after all, you are best friends now. so now you have a dillemna... do you meet her with your wife and possibly have the threesome, or do you meet her alone that first time... try her yourself and THEN see about the threesome. You decide to meet her alone, but tell your wife you're going to. she trusts you, and says ok but its not ok at all.

and the trouble has started.
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You're so wise. Do you my number? I would like you to call (just in case I'm away from my desk) me when the wife gets pissed and curses out medicj & bigmann in a drunken/emotional tirade on the board. My brain is fried and I need some brain candy. Please call immediately, (I'm back to cutting so popcorn is out of the question), I would like to open my can of tuna asap. I don't want to miss anything.
 
nycgirl said:
You're so wise. Do you my number? I would like you to call (just in case I'm away from my desk) me when the wife gets pissed and curses out medicj & bigmann in a drunken/emotional tirade on the board. My brain is fried and I need some brain candy. Please call immediately, (I'm back to cutting so popcorn is out of the question), I would like to open my can of tuna asap. I don't want to miss anything.
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:)
give me your number. i only get 300 minutes but i could probably talk to you for at least 3000.
 
I went 1600 minutes over 2 months in a row. Quite of the few calls were to a certain someone and at least half of them were to my sister. She and I have both had a lot going on and can't shut up. The can't shut up thing is getting expensive.
 
stilleto said:
:)
give me your number. i only get 300 minutes but i could probably talk to you for at least 3000.
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Okay. Its long distance. You probably have free long distance, but for some reason you will have to pay for your calls to me. I'm special.

Do you have Sprint? It will be a free call to my Sprint phone. That said, I prefer it if you call me using Verizon.
 
Raina said:
.....I'd gladly spend at least $25,000 a month on calls to Stilleto, NYC, and KB.
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Me too, although mine would all be prank calls.
 
If I'm going to have an internet love affair I want it to be super public and dramatic. And exensive. Stilleto, you've always been the hottest man on EF.... :qt:
 
Raina said:
If I'm going to have an internet love affair I want it to be super public and dramatic. And exensive. Stilleto, you've always been the hottest man on EF.... :qt:
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and here I was thinking you had good taste
 
Raina said:
If I'm going to have an internet love affair I want it to be super public and dramatic. And exensive. Stilleto, you've always been the hottest man on EF.... :qt:
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call me and we'll talk for a few hours.
then we'll tell everyone on here and deny our true love for eachother anyway.
 
wow stilleto u r a smart man. but the thing is she doesnt have man troubles. the trouble she has is her man is in iraq who btw just got seriously hurt and is in the hospital. so your theory allthough rather detailed is flawed. but thanx for ur concern of my families well being.
 
stilleto said:
call me and we'll talk for a few hours.
then we'll tell everyone on here and deny our true love for eachother anyway.
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Oh, cool.

Can I be one of the following:

A) The nosey member that doesn't have a life & too much time on my hands. I will demand, no force you, to be honest (i.e., code name for REVEAL every aspect of your life) with someone that you don't know, never met, will never meet, never spoke to, don't know what he/she looks like, etc., etc.

B) The jealous ex/current lover, girlfriend, wife, sister, co-worker, landlord and create a thread calling the both of you out. Giving this board the Internet drama that it craves.

I'm very talented. I can play both roles very well. Either one is fine with me.
 
nycgirl said:
Oh, cool.

Can I be one of the following:

A) The nosey member that doesn't have a life & too much time on my hands. I will demand, no force you, to be honest (i.e., code name for REVEAL every aspect of your life) with someone that you don't know, never met, will never meet, never spoke to, don't know what he/she looks like, etc., etc.

B) The jealous ex/current lover, girlfriend, wife, sister, co-worker, landlord and create a thread calling the both of you out. Giving this board the Internet drama that it craves.

I'm very talented. I can play both roles very well. Either one is fine with me.
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lmao

:devils eye:
 
pintoca said:
wtf?
have some midol
talk about timing
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LOL. It isn't feminine related. I'm usually drugged up and very mellow during that time of the month.

I will tone it down and become pleasant (though I only said what many people think already).
 
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bigmann245 said:
wow stilleto u r a smart man. but the thing is she doesnt have man troubles. the trouble she has is her man is in iraq who btw just got seriously hurt and is in the hospital. so your theory allthough rather detailed is flawed. but thanx for ur concern of my families well being.
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Hey bigwoman, why does 'u r a smart man' and 'thanx' look alot like medics 4th grade typing style?

Why did medic show up out of nowhere and you were suddenly, there that day, on that thread, to start spewing this vomitous public affair?

Why didn't you respond yet to needto's pwnage of you?

If medic has the loot to spend on a $1500 phonebill, why can't she pay for her own plat membership or afford a digital camera? Mine was around $500 and it doubles as a vag cam. Good quality stuff.

Just curious.

Thanx
 
jack_schitt said:
Hey bigwoman, why does 'u r a smart man' and 'thanx' look alot like medics 4th grade typing style?

Why did medic show up out of nowhere and you were suddenly, there that day, on that thread, to start spewing this vomitous public affair?

Why didn't you respond yet to needto's pwnage of you?

If medic has the loot to spend on a $1500 phonebill, why can't she pay for her own plat membership or afford a digital camera? Mine was around $500 and it doubles as a vag cam. Good quality stuff.

Just curious.

Thanx
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hhhmmm :confused:
 
spongebob said:
i understand but she is still on the phone for an avg of more than 4.5hrs/day.

thats crazy.

maybe she should talk on the house phone and get vonage or something.
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I would love to talk on my house phone but I am almost ALWAYS at work.I don't work a 40 hour week.....
 
bigmann245 said:
shes never home. she works like 15 hours a day and the rest of the day is taking care of shit she cant shen shes working. her and i talk on the phone when she works but thats usually at ngiht after its free. but we also talk during the day. some of those calls have gotten a bit out of hand but usually shes not at her apartment. she running around running errands. and we talk then. i told her she needs to switch to sprint so it would be free since i have sprint and i seem to be the one that eats up most her minutes. i offered to pay and help her out but she wont let me. i get free incomming calls as well. and i get to post on ef from my palm pilot as well. thats what i did when i was at work. staring at titties and ass and posting on elite fitness. life is great.

sorry medicj for using all your minutes but i am worth it aint i...... lol
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Yes u ARE!!!!!!!!!
 
jack_schitt said:
and it doubles as a vag cam. Good quality stuff.
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a vagina cam? :confused:

wow, thats good stuff
 
if someone can't hold a conversation with me on the phone for at least 3 days straight.. . what's the point of talking to them?
 
bigmann245 said:
wow stilleto u r a smart man. but the thing is she doesnt have man troubles. the trouble she has is her man is in iraq who btw just got seriously hurt and is in the hospital. so your theory allthough rather detailed is flawed. but thanx for ur concern of my families well being.
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And can u BELIEVE K stress seems so small to me?I must really have my priorities all fugged up.
 
nycgirl said:
Oh, cool.

Can I be one of the following:

A) The nosey member that doesn't have a life & too much time on my hands. I will demand, no force you, to be honest (i.e., code name for REVEAL every aspect of your life) with someone that you don't know, never met, will never meet, never spoke to, don't know what he/she looks like, etc., etc.

B) The jealous ex/current lover, girlfriend, wife, sister, co-worker, landlord and create a thread calling the both of you out. Giving this board the Internet drama that it craves.

I'm very talented. I can play both roles very well. Either one is fine with me.
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yes, either one would be fine. maybe create a bunch of alters and pretend to be people who care what goes on in our pathetic lives too.
 
bigmann245 said:
wow stilleto u r a smart man. but the thing is she doesnt have man troubles. the trouble she has is her man is in iraq who btw just got seriously hurt and is in the hospital. so your theory allthough rather detailed is flawed. but thanx for ur concern of my families well being.
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flawed, yes- its not a perfect theory cause i don't care enough to care.
i'll make you a bet that some form of that is, or would have been true, and might still be.
no woman calls someone elses husband that much if she isn't romantically invested. no man offers to pay her phone bill if he isn't looking for action. no wife is ok with her husband paying another woman's phone bill and bragging on the internet about how much she talks to her husband.

with that being said, this silly little call for attention has taken up too much of my time.
 
stilleto said:
yes, either one would be fine. maybe create a bunch of alters and pretend to be people who care what goes on in our pathetic lives too.
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OH, you are so way ahead of me.

First, "they" will post in the other forums. Let them earn a rep before I bring them here. Make some shady K transactions, since its all about the Karma.
 
jack_schitt said:
Hey bigwoman, why does 'u r a smart man' and 'thanx' look alot like medics 4th grade typing style?

Why did medic show up out of nowhere and you were suddenly, there that day, on that thread, to start spewing this vomitous public affair?

Why didn't you respond yet to needto's pwnage of you?

If medic has the loot to spend on a $1500 phonebill, why can't she pay for her own plat membership or afford a digital camera? Mine was around $500 and it doubles as a vag cam. Good quality stuff.

Just curious.

Thanx
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Forgive me EF cool members, for quoting myself, but I want my questions answered.

Thanx
 
If her husband is seriously injured and in a hospital in Iraq, wtf is she doing posting about a $1500 phone bill on EF, trading quips in mindless banter?
 
jack_schitt said:
I want you to get hit by a Greyhound and bleed to death slowly.
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Wow.That's reminds me of a call I had 2 nights ago.This hitch hiker got nailed by a semi.Mostly just his head was gone but his body was kinda mangled,2.His pants were still intact.I took out his wallet to see if it was maybe u walking from your busted down ride.I thought maybe u were on your way to visit me.It wasn't u.This guy was only 36 and I guessing u are probably at least in your 40's.It was all very disappointing.BTW-if I ever get hit by a grey hound I won't bleed out slowly.Geeez.I thought even u were smarter than that.
 
Raina said:
I'm obsessed with myself. If they legalize gay marriage can I marry myself?
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If you move to MA, I believe you can.

I'm going to get married multiple times and have all of my ex-husbands post on EF. We are going to share stories and be friends. Have an e-orgy for the board. It will be grand.
 
redguru said:
If her husband is seriously injured and in a hospital in Iraq, wtf is she doing posting about a $1500 phone bill on EF, trading quips in mindless banter?
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It doesn't work like that.We can't just go over there to see him.He gets released from the hospital in 2 weeks.So far, that's what they think will happen.Then they are sending him back to the field.He's doing ok,now.It happened about 3 weeks ago.He still has a concussion and he's missing some teeth... but he gets mad if he finds out I am letting my world go to shit.He likes me to think positive.I don't expect anyone to understand.This is a different kinda way of living.Most military peeps would understand.
 
medicj said:
It doesn't work like that.We can't just go over there to see him.He gets released from the hospital in 2 weeks.So far, that's what they think will happen.Then they are sending him back to the field.He's doing ok,now.It happened about 3 weeks ago.He still has a concussion and he's missing some teeth... but he gets mad if he finds out I am letting my world go to shit.He likes me to think positive.I don't expect anyone to understand.This is a different kinda way of living.Most military peeps would understand.
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You could have summed all of that up by simply replying "I'm a slut".
 
medicj said:
It doesn't work like that.We can't just go over there to see him.He gets released from the hospital in 2 weeks.So far, that's what they think will happen.Then they are sending him back to the field.He's doing ok,now.It happened about 3 weeks ago.He still has a concussion and he's missing some teeth... but he gets mad if he finds out I am letting my world go to shit.He likes me to think positive.I don't expect anyone to understand.This is a different kinda way of living.Most military peeps would understand.
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LOL, at most military people. Better get fuggin edumacated about who's who around here.
 
jack_schitt said:
You could have summed all of that up by simply replying "I'm a slut".
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OK.It's true.U got me.Lol.That actually makes a lot of sense.That's why I am posting all of those nude pics u keep asking for.U are so smart.Can't get anything by u.
 
'places hand on head, grabs hair and yell's'


"MAKE IT STOP"
 
gjohnson5 said:
yes my plan has nationwide unlimited direct connect, but I dont use that much as most people dont use nextel. Hopefully Sprint phones will be built with direct connect so I can walkie-talkie them (Sprint bought Nextel)
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I heard that Sprint wanted Nextel for that very reason.
 
Please don't post anymore pics of yourself medic, after seeing the bags under your eyes, I would hate to see what other skin on your body is discolored.
 
jack_schitt said:
Please don't post anymore pics of yourself medic, after seeing the bags under your eyes, I would hate to see what other skin on your body is discolored.
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Yep.That's me.I'm this big,ugly,discolored monster.I even wrap myself in duct tape before going into the sun.I don't want to make small children have nightmares.U got me again,Jack.Anything else?
 
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