1500.00 phone bill....

[stilleto]

Who said I could afford a 1500.00 phone bill?

well you can, now that your boyfriend is going to pay it.

 

[Raina]

I'm obsessed with myself. If they legalize gay marriage can I marry myself?

 

[redguru]

If her husband is seriously injured and in a hospital in Iraq, wtf is she doing posting about a $1500 phone bill on EF, trading quips in mindless banter?

 

[medicj]

I want you to get hit by a Greyhound and bleed to death slowly.

Wow.That's reminds me of a call I had 2 nights ago.This hitch hiker got nailed by a semi.Mostly just his head was gone but his body was kinda mangled,2.His pants were still intact.I took out his wallet to see if it was maybe u walking from your busted down ride.I thought maybe u were on your way to visit me.It wasn't u.This guy was only 36 and I guessing u are probably at least in your 40's.It was all very disappointing.BTW-if I ever get hit by a grey hound I won't bleed out slowly.Geeez.I thought even u were smarter than that.

 

[redguru]

I think I would be trying to catch a hop to Rammstein.

 

[gjohnson5]

Umm, Bellsouth offers unlimited long distance, use a fuggin landline. Unless bigmann's number is 1900callaslut.

OUCH!

 

[nycgirl]

I'm obsessed with myself. If they legalize gay marriage can I marry myself?

If you move to MA, I believe you can.

I'm going to get married multiple times and have all of my ex-husbands post on EF. We are going to share stories and be friends. Have an e-orgy for the board. It will be grand.

 

[gjohnson5]

My nextel plan has free roaming , free long distance , and free incoming... I never pay more then 75 a month

 

[redguru]

My nextel plan has free roaming , free long distance , and free incoming... I never pay more then 75 a month

Yeah, also unlimited two-way.

 

[jack sparrow]

I took out his wallet to see if it was maybe u walking from your busted down ride

Why the hell were you thinking about me? bigdork is gonna be pissed.