some chick crop dusted me while i was on the elipitcal

[Sub-Zero]

so i was minding my own business burning some fats post chest day, and this chick comes to the eliptical right by mine, cuz she forgot her phone on it. then as im watching her sexy ass jiggle through her tight spandax while shes walkin away... the smell hits me

it reminded me of a skunk running into a dog.

i was the dog

 

[PICK3]

pwnt!

 

[puddlemonkey]

sucker

 

[Sub-Zero]

why am i a sucker? i fuckin liked it

 

[SPEKTOR-AAA]

haha thats classic...

BTW elipticals are useless machines for burning fat/cardio just sayin rob

 

[Sub-Zero]

haha thats classic...

BTW elipticals are useless machines for burning fat/cardio just sayin rob

really? you mean increasing your heart rate and moving your body in a fashion that requires calories as fuel doesnt..... *burn calories*??

 

[SPEKTOR-AAA]

really? you mean increasing your heart rate and moving your body in a fashion that requires calories as fuel doesnt..... *burn calories*??

No my bad I should have clarified more. In comparison, still effective.

 

[Sub-Zero]

No my bad I should have clarified more. In comparison, still effective.

im too bulky for ski jumps and hill sprints

 

[ceo]

you should have went after her, jumped on her, pulled her tight spandex pants down, and stuck your tongue in her asshole and told her to do it again.

 

[jnevin]

Hold that shit in like a bong hit.

 

[DannoMight]

that was a shitty thing to do but you should have asked for her number

 

[jiggagold]

i would of inhaled that fart like the smell of thanksgiving dinner

 

[Sub-Zero]

if she did it on purpose im really turned on

 

[ceo]

oh she did...she did.

 

[gotmilk]

Hold that shit in like a bong hit.

Except that gas came from her front hatch, not her rear

 

[nangiggles]

what a keeper!

 

[Sub-Zero]

what a keeper!

her ass was real nice

 

[-SD-]

"hey nice dumper, and it works too"

 

[nangiggles]

hot women have deadly asses.... ask RW

Just kidding girl

 

[jiggagold]

musclemom got mad at spektors elliptical comment, ellipticals are gay dude