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[nangiggles]

LOL @ my mom says i'm a catch, that's like saying that your 4 year old says you're the best daddy in the world

Criminal record = poor decision making! Trust me I know! The cool bad boy thing starts to wear off as you get older. Also stay away from felonies could be financial suicide in todays job market.

^^^ This ^^^
There is a difference between a bad boy and a criminal, bad boys dont get caught

 

[digimon7068]

LOL @ my mom says i'm a catch, that's like saying that your 4 year old says you're the best daddy in the world

^^^ This ^^^
There is a difference between a bad boy and a criminal, bad boys dont get caught

yeah...ummm...it was a joke...one of my big, meathead, barroom brawler buddies has a t-shirt that says that...it always gets a big laugh everytime he wears it.

you're not from around here, so the fact that my joke went over your head will not be held against you...however, you are expected to bone-up on american humor, m'kay??

oh and, for the record, most of the time i think my mom thinks i'm a knucklehead and she probably wonders what information i have on my smart, sweet, thoughtful, beautiful wife that forces her to stay with me

 

[musclemom]

Any woman worth half a shit cares about more in a guy than just superficial appearances. It's the total package and that package includes what's in your head and your actions.

Once you start dating women, not little girls, you will discover that prior asshat behavior is an automatic 2 to 3 point deduction, easy.

 

[the.gladiator1987]

Any woman worth half a shit cares about more in a guy than just superficial appearances. It's the total package and that package includes what's in your head and your actions.

Once you start dating women, not little girls, you will discover that prior asshat behavior is an automatic 2 to 3 point deduction, easy.

Oh please, me spending someones credit card at a 7-11 for some red bulls, swishers and some cigs at the age of 18 is gonna make me go down to a 7-8 when I meet a decent women? Fuckin please come on MM ive gotten to like you more but this is just straight bullshit. Everyone does stupid shit like i did, maybe not the same shit, but stupid shit nonetheless and they dont get caught. Jus cus i got caught doesnt make me go down 2-3 points. And if a bitch wants to deduct 2-3 points cuz of that then she gets deducted 2-3 points from me JUST FOR DEDUCTINGF POINTS OFF ME IN THE FIRST PLACE

 

[samoth]

Oh please, me spending someones credit card at a 7-11 for some red bulls, swishers and some cigs at the age of 18 is gonna make me go down to a 7-8 when I meet a decent women? Fuckin please come on MM ive gotten to like you more but this is just straight bullshit. Everyone does stupid shit like i did, maybe not the same shit, but stupid shit nonetheless and they dont get caught. Jus cus i got caught doesnt make me go down 2-3 points. And if a bitch wants to deduct 2-3 points cuz of that then she gets deducted 2-3 points from me JUST FOR DEDUCTINGF POINTS OFF ME IN THE FIRST PLACE

u mad cuz ur an objective 4.5 bro

 

[the.gladiator1987]

u mad cuz ur an objective 4.5 bro

lol @ the shemale rating me. I dont know whether thats a compliment or if its fucked up...

 

[samoth]

thats a compliment

u glad bro? u glad i gave u an objective 4.5?

 

[the.gladiator1987]

u glad bro? u glad i gave u an objective 4.5?

it doesnt mean shit if a guy or a trans-sexual rates me, girldude

 

[musclemom]

Oh please, me spending someones credit card at a 7-11 for some red bulls, swishers and some cigs at the age of 18 is gonna make me go down to a 7-8 when I meet a decent women? Fuckin please come on MM ive gotten to like you more but this is just straight bullshit. Everyone does stupid shit like i did, maybe not the same shit, but stupid shit nonetheless and they dont get caught. Jus cus i got caught doesnt make me go down 2-3 points. And if a bitch wants to deduct 2-3 points cuz of that then she gets deducted 2-3 points from me JUST FOR DEDUCTINGF POINTS OFF ME IN THE FIRST PLACE

No, you'd lose points for:

1. Juicing before age 25 (-0.5)
2. Being in deep debt that is NOT related to college loans. (-0.5)
3. Being 22 and already rolling down child support lane. (-2)
4. Being a felon. (-3)

Sorry

I told you a long time ago you're a nice enough looking kid. From your pics you're a definite solid 8 in appearance, maybe better in person, not everyone photographs well.

 

[samoth]

it doesnt mean shit if a guy or a trans-sexual rates me, girldude

y u so mad bro