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calveless wonder
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and what does that make you, fuckstick?
Guys how do you have sex with uglier girls (7 >)
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and what does that make you, fuckstick?
Yea im not hitting it.. she has friends!
Wow fag im a dude so its cool and i actually go up in my rating.. but for chics to post here regularly drops them down
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lartinos
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Even if you did post one I don't think you would post them on a regular basis. By focusing on things that will never happen like a supp company you are wasting your time at something you could have potential at.
uamaverick
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Lol I love glad. Reminds me of how I used to be at another board I posted at.
Once my webcam works again im postin weekly vids
Life's too short.. what' I've found though with "10" is in the long run they really aren't worth it.. most cruise through life with more baggage than a train bound for chicago..
that doesn't mean you have to hit it with 6's ... a nice 8 with smaller boobs is great..
that doesn't mean you have to hit it with 6's ... a nice 8 with smaller boobs is great..
She's probably thinking the same thing about you.
I don't think u guys realize how sexy I am
HollywoodSwole
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SD in 3...2...1...
What
loll
Quote posted by the.gladiator1987 View Post
I met this chic, been hanging out with her lately. Shes a cool girl, she has a job and plays xbox 360 and is probably better than me at call of duty lol. And she kicks my ass at rockband, not too much though
Anyway shes not the best lookin girl and its hard to imagine fucking her. For some reason I feel weird when I touch her or think about fucking her. Maybe in my mind im down grading?
I deserve tens bros, but at my age they all play games. Then of course all the single girls are either fat or ugly. And stealing one from a BF is out of the question, last time that happened i ended up with a most likely 18 year child support payment plan LOL
She's probably thinking the same thing about you.
hahhahahaa
WTF is u with your avi of a horse falling down? 
Just thought I would highlight this for the people that missed it cause some of your posts don't make sense......Just sayin'
PS. Glad you better say I am an exception to that cause I'm sticking up for you here.
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wtf do u deserve?
maybe EF has a different standard of 10 than I do. 10 for me is hot face, nice ass, perfect titties, perfect skin copmlexion, nice white smile, gorgeous eyes, and a kick ass personality. Has to have a job I dont care what it is, and a car.
Id say for a guy Im a 9 or a 10. No i dont drive a corvette, no i dont make 120k/yr, no i dont have 0 debt, but those are all things i am working on and that shouldnt be the deciding factor of being with someone. I make enough to support myself and i hope my girl could do the same for now. Shit im only 21. You guys expect me to have a lambo and no debt lolol
Not having those things listed above drop you to a 3 or 4 at best!
lol not having what 120k? at 21? yea ur right wtf am i thinking
im talkin ONLY looks and personality. Im a 9 prob 10
That's no excuse! What will you say when you're 32 and have 4 kids from 3 baby mommas?
that will be from reproducing kids from different owmen based on athletic skills, so at least 1 kid of mine will make itBIG, meaning that he will give me money when he turns pro. Easy solutions brah
that will be from reproducing kids from different owmen based on athletic skills, so at least 1 kid of mine will make itBIG, meaning that he will give me money when he turns pro. Easy solutions brah
Well at least you have a plan...carry on!
uamaverick
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But aren't you short? That drops you to a 7 at best. Your inferior genetics will not be desired by 9s and 10s.
Im 5'10" so not short, but im 6 ft on the internet
Bro i cant fuckin stand it when ppl r stressed.. at chilis my coworkers will be runnin around hella frantic and insane, tryin to get refills or run food or some shit.. and ill ask them if they enjoy letting a stupid table stress u out? Like really, and then my cook is bein a dbag so i told him nice life and way to let work get u all pissed off
I will take a hard working dude with brains over some cocky pretty boy any day. I don't care if your body is a 10 if you are cocky and stupid then that drops you down to a 3 easy.
this thread is way too long to read, but i'm sure they're cuter in person, but from that pic only. L to R.
5, 6(looks really sweet), 5
The 1st and 3rd look manly
lol @ me being cocky and stupid. its teh internet of course im cocky and as far as stupid i make stupid decisions yes of course but im actually a smart dude. Im also a hard worker
And how old r u? 45? Your views on a 21 y/o cocky good looking dude are obviously going to be different from a 21 y/o hot girl. jus sayin
I agree with hard working and brains, but I have to admit I like a certain amount of arrogance. There is a fine line thou and if crossed the guy turns into an asshole.
I don't think Glad falls into the asshole category at all.
My statement wasn't exactly directed at Glad. I was just making an opinion on what turns me off with guys. Sure looks are nice, but they certainly aren't the most important.
Why do you act cocky on the internet? I don't get why people have to act differently on the internet. It's a good thing you don't have a cocky attitude irl then it will get you further. It's one thing to be confident, but another to be cocky.
lol I am not that old.
oh i thought it was. yea im actually a humble dude and when i say things cocky im totally kidding and everyone knows that with me...
idk i only act cocky on the chat forum. I bet im not the first to do it either..
and how can u tell someones confidence on the internet???
and i meant 25
cw801
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I used to work at Chili's (loooong time ago).....good training....but they only gave us 3 tables in a section - so the money sucked balls.
LOL at this whole thread, btw. Good reading for a boring Monday morning....
I used to work at Chili's (loooong time ago).....good training....but they only gave us 3 tables in a section - so the money sucked balls.
LOL at this whole thread, btw. Good reading for a boring Monday morning....
lol we have now what we call "team service"
we have 7-8 tables per zone, but there are 2 ppl in a zone. That is ur partner and u have to do everything in ur zone together. So even if its not ur table u still have to refill every tables drinks, seat them, etc
That sounds like if your partner sucks, you will be doing all the work. Hopefully your partner kicks ass....
Don't they have a Texas Roadhouse near you? You could make way more money there! Or learn to bartend!!
or for glad just work at a pron shop, the ones here make $16/hr to start
That sounds like if your partner sucks, you will be doing all the work. Hopefully your partner kicks ass....
Don't they have a Texas Roadhouse near you? You could make way more money there! Or learn to bartend!!
its different partners every night lol...
I wanna bartend real bad. My older bro jus bought a bowling alley and he might need a bartender soon so I would do that!
SD - porn shop would be sick lol id get in trouble there for sure for something
And there you have it Glad!
I figured that. I totally agree with you on the looks.
Do you know anything about bartending? do you know how to make blue lagoons and mojitos, etc or do you just know how to serve shots and beers...
Do you know anything about bartending? do you know how to make blue lagoons and mojitos, etc or do you just know how to serve shots and beers...
i dont even know how to serve shots and beers...i just know how to take them off women!
uamaverick
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Fixed!
uamaverick
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Lols
or use one of those notepad thingies, or buy an abacus and put drink names next to it
How does your criminal record and bastard child factor into your 9-10 figure?
Do you make enough to support your bastard kid too?
he was fucking her just the same as everyone else. PAT test is Priority One.
digimon7068
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i got all that junk ^^^^^
and this
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my mom says i'm a catch
i got all that junk ^^^^^
and this
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my mom says i'm a catch
haha
digimon7068
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Criminal record = poor decision making! Trust me I know! The cool bad boy thing starts to wear off as you get older. Also stay away from felonies could be financial suicide in todays job market.
LOL @ my mom says i'm a catch, that's like saying that your 4 year old says you're the best daddy in the world
There is a difference between a bad boy and a criminal, bad boys dont get caught
^^^ This ^^^
There is a difference between a bad boy and a criminal, bad boys dont get caught
digimon7068
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LOL @ my mom says i'm a catch, that's like saying that your 4 year old says you're the best daddy in the world
^^^ This ^^^
There is a difference between a bad boy and a criminal, bad boys dont get caught
yeah...ummm...it was a joke...one of my big, meathead, barroom brawler buddies has a t-shirt that says that...it always gets a big laugh everytime he wears it.
you're not from around here, so the fact that my joke went over your head will not be held against you...however, you are expected to bone-up on american humor, m'kay??
oh and, for the record, most of the time i think my mom thinks i'm a knucklehead and she probably wonders what information i have on my smart, sweet, thoughtful, beautiful wife that forces her to stay with me
Any woman worth half a shit cares about more in a guy than just superficial appearances. It's the total package and that package includes what's in your head and your actions.
Once you start dating women, not little girls, you will discover that prior asshat behavior is an automatic 2 to 3 point deduction, easy.
Once you start dating women, not little girls, you will discover that prior asshat behavior is an automatic 2 to 3 point deduction, easy.
Oh please, me spending someones credit card at a 7-11 for some red bulls, swishers and some cigs at the age of 18 is gonna make me go down to a 7-8 when I meet a decent women? Fuckin please come on MM ive gotten to like you more but this is just straight bullshit. Everyone does stupid shit like i did, maybe not the same shit, but stupid shit nonetheless and they dont get caught. Jus cus i got caught doesnt make me go down 2-3 points. And if a bitch wants to deduct 2-3 points cuz of that then she gets deducted 2-3 points from me JUST FOR DEDUCTINGF POINTS OFF ME IN THE FIRST PLACE
lol @ the shemale rating me. I dont know whether thats a compliment or if its fucked up...
No, you'd lose points for:
1. Juicing before age 25 (-0.5)
2. Being in deep debt that is NOT related to college loans. (-0.5)
3. Being 22 and already rolling down child support lane. (-2)
4. Being a felon. (-3)
Sorry
I told you a long time ago you're a nice enough looking kid. From your pics you're a definite solid 8 in appearance, maybe better in person, not everyone photographs well.
No, you'd lose points for:
1. Juicing before age 25 (-0.5)
She will never know. She could never find out. I will lie about it.
2. Being in deep debt that is NOT related to college loans. (-0.5)
Who doesnt have fuckin debt? PLease in this economy that is not uncommon. Besides its nothing major
3. Being 22 and already rolling down child support lane. (-2)
We dont know that yet please do not jinx it, thx
4. Being a felon. (-3)
Felony comes off in September 2011, so there you go. Please add 2 points
Sorry
I told you a long time ago you're a nice enough looking kid. From your pics you're a definite solid 8 in appearance, maybe better in person, not everyone photographs well.
see above
you mad or u glad? xD
yeah peeps at work ride me sometimes for not getting humoryeah...ummm...it was a joke...one of my big, meathead, barroom brawler buddies has a t-shirt that says that...it always gets a big laugh everytime he wears it.
you're not from around here, so the fact that my joke went over your head will not be held against you...however, you are expected to bone-up on american humor, m'kay??
oh and, for the record, most of the time i think my mom thinks i'm a knucklehead and she probably wonders what information i have on my smart, sweet, thoughtful, beautiful wife that forces her to stay with me
dont get MAD yo, get GLAD yo *
*copyright by teh glad
*copyright by teh glad
That was so corny I just had to laugh.
digimon7068
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yeah peeps at work ride me sometimes for not getting humor
i have humor...you can ride me, m'kay??
I can tell you one thing, Glad, already anticipating lying to a woman you've never met will doom any relationship from the get go.
lol i know i would never lie about that. I wouldnt lie at all actually about anything. She can accept me for who i am and what ive done and if she cant then shes got issues.
I hope this is the serious response.
Little FYI for future reference, next time try to make sure you and she are on the same ethical/moral/historical page BEFORE you impregnate her, which generally requires a serious and monogamous relationship that has been in place for longer than a week or two.
yea def will do. Im jus gonna fuck and duck for now, hit it and quit it, pound and turn around... but not impregnate her. So do you think ill be able to tell if the kid is mine based on the 3d ultrasound pic at 7 - 7.5 months?
Gods why do I even try to have a serious conversation with you?
Not since satanic goatslayer have we had a poster that makes you simutaneously cringe and laugh so hard.
I'd prefer not to have him fathering anymore little bastard kids that I have to support for the rest of their lives.
I dont want to destroy his confidence, none of us can because he thinks highly of himself, which is a great thing to some point, but when you think you are perfect when you are flawed you can get into trouble, I'm trying to get him to reflect on his life because the way he describes he's living it he's gonna end up with a bunch of kids and an STD
*Screen shot to the wife*i have humor...you can ride me, m'kay??
for 30 seconds each
nimbus
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only if he has a goatee and a sixpack
Dude, I know he's a friggin' troll.
Look, my son was in the AirForce from 18 on and married before he was 21. I never had a chance to give him shit about girls
Although my son always had the sense to keep things wrapped. Thankfully, I've never had to fear the "Uh, mom, I think we're pregnant" call.
Maybe wrecking your own life by being a young parent CAN serve as an effective life lesson.
On this one I disagree. For steroid users, telling anyone is a mistake. Anyone. Spouses, girlfriends, siblings, parents, just don't do it. They will find a way to use it against you someday.
Says the lifelong bachelor
Ask Needto
The camps are split on this one. Lies of any type are dealbreakers in my book, period. Personally, I think a man very foolish if he uses and his woman is strongly anti-juice, anyway. After 26 cumulative years of marriage I'm telling you, any lie you tell a spouse has a high potential of being discovered. Something that produces obvious physical changes and is used regularly is begging for trouble.
Lie about juice AND get caught has higher potential for ugliness because it's a two strike thing if she's got problems with steroids.
digimon7068
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we've been together for 21 years...trust me...she already knows i'm a flirtatious knucklehead...she also knows i'm basically harmless...all show and no go
dont you be using fancy word!!!A/K/A Lie by omission
You know how persnickety women can be
Lol just kidding...
meh, all the neg shit about glad not being able to bang tens cause of his record/money/bastard childrens...i don't see that hampering him at all...he's a young guy just looking to dip his wick, chicks his age aren't worried about the homemaker shit yet, they see a muscly bro in the club and that's all it will take.
now as he get's older the shtick will wear off and his approach won't work as well.
but for the next few yrs he'll be golden imo, the record thing, sadly enough, could possibly help him score tangs...broads love the thug badboy esp in CA
now as he get's older the shtick will wear off and his approach won't work as well.
but for the next few yrs he'll be golden imo, the record thing, sadly enough, could possibly help him score tangs...broads love the thug badboy esp in CA
