Predators Review

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TYIA,

TITCR. I now know why it was filmed in Austin instead of Cali. Because if it was filmed in Cali the producers would be slammed with state felony charges for defiling the governor.

 

[ExtraMile]

i went and saw it today, thought it was awesome. Just dissapointed that you never found out why they were on there or who sent them.

but i think the idea was the aliens took them from earth and put them on there for game hunting, thats why the black dude said they come in three's and then fly back to the home planet after they have done the hunting. I think the jungle planet was like a big safari hunting ground where the aliens go and hunt for fun. And like the woman said it was a lesson to the humans to show what its like to be one of the countless animals that humans hunt on earth.

I have never seen the original predator (or alien or AVP) and I actually thought it would end by us finding out it was one big test and after they killed the three hunting aliens they would be taken home and get told they were the only group of humans to go there and stop any of the three alien hunters from going back home and surviving themselves.

Good twist at the end with the doctor though. That big russian was a fuckin badass but was an awful shot when using his big sub machine gun when he was shooting the dog's...

the main character was very clever how he used the rest as bait and set the trap for the alien at the end which i swear was way tougher than the other two...

 

[stosstruppe]

Probably a good thing Inception releases here today so I don't have to subject myself to taking the missus to watch this crock of shit film instead!

 

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i went and saw it today, thought it was awesome. Just dissapointed that you never found out why they were on there or who sent them.

but i think the idea was the aliens took them from earth and put them on there for game hunting, thats why the black dude said they come in three's and then fly back to the home planet after they have done the hunting. I think the jungle planet was like a big safari hunting ground where the aliens go and hunt for fun. And like the woman said it was a lesson to the humans to show what its like to be one of the countless animals that humans hunt on earth.

I have never seen the original predator [\b](or alien or AVP) and I actually thought it would end by us finding out it was one big test and after they killed the three hunting aliens they would be taken home and get told they were the only group of humans to go there and stop any of the three alien hunters from going back home and surviving themselves.

Good twist at the end with the doctor though. That big russian was a fuckin badass but was an awful shot when using his big sub machine gun when he was shooting the dog's...

the main character was very clever how he used the rest as bait and set the trap for the alien at the end which i swear was way tougher than the other two...

After you see the original you will know why this current version is shitsticks dipped in ass sauce.

 

[bakemeacookie]

It's VERY easy to get film financing for movies that already have a fanbase. Try raising $40M for an original film - good luck. Make it a 80s remake - boom - greenlight!

deadline.com for you smarty bitches.

c

 

[redsamurai]

wait a minute....extramile.....you went and saw this movie without having ever seen any of the other predator movies let alone the grandmaster that was the original? Dude, what's wrong with you? Do yourself a favor and netflix the original stat. Dave's right, after you watch the first....which may be arnolds greatest, you will immediately go outside...kneel on the ground and pound your head many times into the pavement while chastising yourself. The first one is one of the greatest movies of all time. A classic beyond words.

 

[ExtraMile]

wait a minute....extramile.....you went and saw this movie without having ever seen any of the other predator movies let alone the grandmaster that was the original? Dude, what's wrong with you? Do yourself a favor and netflix the original stat. Dave's right, after you watch the first....which may be arnolds greatest, you will immediately go outside...kneel on the ground and pound your head many times into the pavement while chastising yourself. The first one is one of the greatest movies of all time. A classic beyond words.

lol when i went to see it i didnt even know it had anything to do with the original predator movie

 

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lol when i went to see it i didnt even know it had anything to do with the original predator movie

Jesus gutdamn christ son, time for summer re-education camp.
Go see Predator (1987) and Alien (1979) and Aliens (1986) then post up with enlightenment.

 

[redsamurai]

Jesus gutdamn christ son, time for summer re-education camp.
Go see Predator (1987) and Alien (1979) and Aliens (1986) then post up with enlightenment.

yeah sometins wrong here. I'm not for going out and watching movies just cause there's lots of explosions and killing..cause most of that crap is old. But those movies dave just mentioned are so fucking well made that the explosions and killing are a beleivalbe part of the movie instead of the whole point of the movie like most of the modern day crap we're subjected to. People don't give enough credit to predator one for it's acting. Nobody overacted...everybody played within their limits and it came off way beleivable.

Extramile, I expect you to know what "gonna have me some fun, gonna have me some fun" and "I aint got time to bleed" refers to by monday. Trust me, You "WILL" thank me youngman.

 

[digimon7068]

Disgraceful.

To begin with no one knows how they ended up on the predator planet, and you never find out either lol. The humans just awake while in freefall in the planets atmosphere and have to figure out the parachutes on the way down. LOL. Of course they figure out that they are being hunted just like the original predator movie.

I couldnt believe the blatant ripping off of the original predator movie, that was the worst aspect of the debacle. Im talking complete line for line, scene for scene copying from the original. Even the famous Arnold line "Come on, do it, kill me now, Im here, kill me!" was ripped off verbatim. Other scenes were completely ripped off like the scene in the original where Mack first sees the predator and it flashes its eyes for a second then runs off and everyone opens fire. Fucking scene copied in this movie.

Adrien Brody even muddies himself up at the end to mask his heat signature, just like Arnold. Garbage. The Japanese dude draws his sword to face the predator, just like Billy in the original movie (complete with exact same music). Couldnt believe it all.

There wasnt an original thought in the whole movie. The predators themselves werent anything special either, their pred-vision was jazzed up some but no big deal. No new weapons or different looking predators. Complete crap. The team stumbles upon Lawrence Fishburne who managed to kill a predator and use its mask/gear to activate the camo but that was the only barely interesting moment in the whole movie. Oh, that and Danny Trejo was in the movie. Other than that complete shitfest.

After watching this movie you will want to immediately watch the first predator to get rid of the nasty residue in your mind put there by this movie.
This ones gonna set back the franchise back a good ways.

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