But ooooonline I live in Hollywood
I'm six-foot five and I look damn good
I drive a Masarati
I'm a black belt in Karate
and I love a good glass of wine
If you get off this board and go talk to your neighbor you won't have to justify masturbation by saying: "even though every human being does it.". You're going to go blind and get hairy palms if you keep this up.
You're gonna have to trust me here when I tell you real wimminz are soooooo much better.
Now go talk to that neighbor. Tell her you've got a purple-headed trouser snake in your pants that needs to find a new den. Tell her you also believe anal is ok on the first date, if the moment is right.
You're gonna have to trust me here when I tell you real wimminz are soooooo much better.
Now go talk to that neighbor. Tell her you've got a purple-headed trouser snake in your pants that needs to find a new den. Tell her you also believe anal is ok on the first date, if the moment is right.