Why OOOO why did I get a tongue ring??

[needtogetaas]

hit the shakes for the next few days. put your broccoli, eggs, and oats in with the milk blend it up and choke it down

exactly what I was thinking man.

 

[Smurfy]

pics

 

[burnthiscorpse]

dont be a pussy


I have had mine for 13 years

 

[bigtravis]

AAP in 3-2-1

 

[devil deezy]

bro i love my tongue ring, my girl loves it esp. when i put in the vibrating one haha i felt the same way but shit after paying 40$ and talking like a regtard for a week i feel i should kep it in to make it worth it

 

[needtogetaas]

No, you didn't.

When my tongue is not swelled up ten times to big I will take some pics..liquid diet for at least a week now. SO fare the worst part is when I get the ring past the bottom teeth and forget its there. Then I pull my tongue back and almost rip a whole threw it. Hard to swallow to but fuck it.

 

[ScMc]

How does it feel to have a rod and two balls in your mouth?

 

[needtogetaas]

Prob so you can do curls with your tongue man. LOL...Put some weight on there and i swear you will have gained 3lbs of lean body mass in your tongue.

My tongue is going to be jacked man.

 

[needtogetaas]

Yeah I just can't believe you did that! What was the deciding factor for you to drive there?

I was already on the way buy. Was thinking hmmmm vibrating tongue ring just has to be awesome. Honey pull over I'm getting a tongue ring.

Of course she made no attempt to stop me. HMMMM wonder why.

 

[needtogetaas]

How does it feel to have a rod and two balls in your mouth?

Better then getting banned feels