Holy shit i am so pissed off!

[hanselthecaretaker]

Man people like that should be put on a very, very isolated island in the middle of nowhere.

 

[Cardinal Slin]

Man people like that should be put on a very, very isolated island in the middle of nowhere.

with their hand and someone's sock

 

[Smurfy]

When he's sleeping, do an awesome elbow drop off the top of his dresser directly onto his desk. It will get the message across.

lol

 

[pdaddyII]

I stopped using bar soap for that exact reason.

Pdaddy, you must kill your roommate. Just know this: when you're home with the flu and are laying on the couch, his stank butthole and taint have been there as he works himself to amateur scat porn. Probably leaves a skidder here and there too.

NO SHIT! That is all i keep thinking about. His nasty sweat asshole all over my fucking couch, just because he's too lazy to climb a flight of stairs. i know he was sweating too, dood breaks a sweat bending over. i have already turned the cushions over.

 

[velvett]

So I am cleaning the living room, (as I always do seeing as though my room mate is a gigantic slob), and I begin to vacuum. While I move the coffee table out of the way to sweep underneath it I find a pair of his black socks. As I nonchalantly bend down to move them , I notice they are his cum socks, but not until I have already touched them with my bare hand.

The living room furniture belongs to me; so now all i can picture is his nasty naked ass sitting on my couch fucking jerking off, and it makes me want to puke.

Seriously, how fucking lazy do you have to be to not just walk into your bedroom to do that shit? Fuck, i am so disgusted right now.

wow, that is pretty foul; maybe you need a new roomate or you need to read him the politness (riot) act.

That's really some unacceptable behavior.
Next time you have dinner serve him up a plate and give him his sock back.

 

[velvett]

I stopped using bar soap for that exact reason.

Pdaddy, you must kill your roommate. Just know this: when you're home with the flu and are laying on the couch, his stank butthole and taint have been there as he works himself to amateur scat porn. Probably leaves a skidder here and there too.

Yes.

 

[pdaddyII]

wow, that is pretty foul; maybe you need a new roomate or you need to read him the politness (riot) act.

That's really some unacceptable behavior.
Next time you have dinner serve him up a plate and give him his sock back.

AGREED!

Since I'm moving out in am month I thought I would just bite my tongue; however, they ARE still under the table.

 

[pdaddyII]

brittle?

What do you think?

 

[stilleto]

offer him a cup of tea.







you know what to do.

 

[pdaddyII]

offer him a cup of tea.







you know what to do.

I should just stuff the sock in his mouth when he's sleeping