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Holy shit i am so pissed off!

pdaddyII

pdaddyII

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So I am cleaning the living room, (as I always do seeing as though my room mate is a gigantic slob), and I begin to vacuum. While I move the coffee table out of the way to sweep underneath it I find a pair of his black socks. As I nonchalantly bend down to move them , I notice they are his cum socks, but not until I have already touched them with my bare hand.

The living room furniture belongs to me; so now all i can picture is his nasty naked ass sitting on my couch fucking jerking off, and it makes me want to puke.

Seriously, how fucking lazy do you have to be to not just walk into your bedroom to do that shit? Fuck, i am so disgusted right now.
 
pdaddyII said:
So I am cleaning the living room, (as I always do seeing as though my room mate is a gigantic slob), and I begin to vacuum. While I move the coffee table out of the way to sweep underneath it I find a pair of his black socks. As I nonchalantly bend down to move them , I notice they are his cum socks, but not until I have already touched them with my bare hand.

The living room furniture belongs to me; so now all i can picture is his nasty naked ass sitting on my couch fucking jerking off, and it makes me want to puke.

Seriously, how fucking lazy do you have to be to not just walk into your bedroom to do that shit? Fuck, i am so disgusted right now.
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Hell I sometimes leave filled to the brim condoms laying around for a week before i notice them
 
Gross. Maybe he wore boxers or whatever while he was doing it? (just trying to ease your mental images)
 
that is pretty fucking nasty. also gross are those 2 week stretches where your bar of soap is the only one in the shower yet your roomie is still showering everyday hmmm
 
Smurfy said:
no its gross. and men are nasty. but i figured men could relate to one another.
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I have a gigantic list of nasty shit my room mate does. I could seriously write a dissertation on his nasty living habits.

Another HUGE recent thing that pissed me off. He is a huge pot head and lazy as shit. I recently purchased a VERY expensive line of knives because I love to cook and do so on a daily basis. Well I had been missing one to the set. I venture up into his slum bedroom and notice it on his nightstand. It is burned and scrapped up from him using it to clean out one of his bowls with. (mind you, he has an entire drawer full of his own knives).
 
pdaddyII said:
I have a gigantic list of nasty shit my room mate does. I could seriously write a dissertation on his nasty living habits.

Another HUGE recent thing that pissed me off. He is a huge pot head and lazy as shit. I recently purchased a VERY expensive line of knives because I love to cook and do so on a daily basis. Well I had been missing one to the set. I venture up into his slum bedroom and notice it on his nightstand. It is burned and scrapped up from him using it to clean out one of his bowls with. (mind you, he has an entire drawer full of his own knives).
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fuckin potheads huh?
 
pdaddyII said:
I have a gigantic list of nasty shit my room mate does. I could seriously write a dissertation on his nasty living habits.

Another HUGE recent thing that pissed me off. He is a huge pot head and lazy as shit. I recently purchased a VERY expensive line of knives because I love to cook and do so on a daily basis. Well I had been missing one to the set. I venture up into his slum bedroom and notice it on his nightstand. It is burned and scrapped up from him using it to clean out one of his bowls with. (mind you, he has an entire drawer full of his own knives).
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nasty. is he a friend of yours?
 
nimbus said:
that is pretty fucking nasty. also gross are those 2 week stretches where your bar of soap is the only one in the shower yet your roomie is still showering everyday hmmm
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Well he buys the cheap Suave shampoo and I shell out for the saloon Crew shit. Interesting how his bottle is always full and I'm buying new ones every other week.

He was until recently using my clippers all the time too until I said "Hey bro, hope you aren't using those clippers, I shave my pubes with those." He has since purchased his own.
 
Smurfy said:
nasty. is he a friend of yours?
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He is one of my bff's yes. he is a nice guy but absolutely IMPOSSIBLE to live with.

He gets the munchies and eats all of my daughters snacks too; lie her macaroni and cheese, and her goldfish crackers, and her pudding...and the fucker won't replace them.
 
pdaddyII said:
He is one of my bff's yes. he is a nice guy but absolutely IMPOSSIBLE to live with.

He gets the munchies and eats all of my daughters snacks too; lie her macaroni and cheese, and her goldfish crackers, and her pudding...and the fucker won't replace them.
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lol wtf.
 
pdaddyII said:
Well he buys the cheap Suave shampoo and I shell out for the saloon Crew shit. Interesting how his bottle is always full and I'm buying new ones every other week.

He was until recently using my clippers all the time too until I said "Hey bro, hope you aren't using those clippers, I shave my pubes with those." He has since purchased his own.
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i use the suave shampoo too :worried: how is the crew working out for you
 
nimbus said:
i use the suave shampoo too :worried: how is the crew working out for you
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Awesome, i love it. The mint infused line is the shit. You get this all over scalp tingle for a good half hour afterwards too. Highly recommended. My ex was a hair dresser and she about had a hard attack when she found out I was using the BS grocery store commercial brands. I don't recall her argument but she sold me.
 
Smurfy said:
lol wtf.
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he is a chronic toilet seat pisser and I swear he brushes his teeth an inch away from the mirror. i have started leaving the bottle of Windex right on the bathroom sink as a reminder but hasn't worked. And yes I have spoke to him about all of this, nothing ever changes though.
 
PD, what with the Big Bucks you make in your line of work....can't you afford to live without a roommate?
 
rnch said:
PD, what with the Big Bucks you make in your line of work....can't you afford to live without a roommate?
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Well I have been in a sort of obligation to him. i can afford to live alone, he cannot. Although a few days ago he told me that he was moving in with his brother in Santa Monica in April. The VERY next day I was out looking at places, lol.
 
pdaddyII said:
Well I have been in a sort of obligation to him. i can afford to live alone, he cannot. Although a few days ago he told me that he was moving in with his brother in Santa Monica in April. The VERY next day I was out looking at places, lol.
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sounds like your enabling him to be a lazy, pot head, slob. If you split, you'll probably be doing him a favor and saving yalls friendship as well...
 
txbondsman said:
sounds like your enabling him to be a lazy, pot head, slob. If you split, you'll probably be doing him a favor and saving yalls friendship as well...
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Well he is who he is, and i know he has been this way his whole life. i hardly see him changing anytime soon. I think he needs a woman and the power influence of the vag to correct him. he did have his shit together last time he had a gf, like 2 years ago, he was working out, dressing nice and even had highlights LOL. I used to call him Hollywood. She broke up with him though and his lifestyle turned right back to shit.
 
pdaddyII said:
Well he is who he is, and i know he has been this way his whole life. i hardly see him changing anytime soon. I think he needs a woman and the power influence of the vag to correct him. he did have his shit together last time he had a gf, like 2 years ago, he was working out, dressing nice and even had highlights LOL. I used to call him Hollywood. She broke up with him though and his lifestyle turned right back to shit.
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being a slovenly lazy pothead isn't moving him in the right direction is it. I'd tell him, "I'm getting my own apartment in 6 months, you need to be self-sufficient by that time. If it were me, I'd stop the pot smoking, get yourself together and be ready to carry on w/o me as a crutch."

How old is this guy? 18
 
toga22 said:
pdaddyII said:
Well he buys the cheap Suave shampoo and I shell out for the saloon Crew shit. Interesting how his bottle is always full and I'm buying new ones every other week.
Fill one of your empty saloon Crew bottles with Nair or hair dye and leave it in the shower from him to use. :)
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Hair dye would be an awesome idea, but it would stain the tub. You do have me thinking though:artist:
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txbondsman said:
being a slovenly lazy pothead isn't moving him in the right direction is it. I'd tell him, "I'm getting my own apartment in 6 months, you need to be self-sufficient by that time. If it were me, I'd stop the pot smoking, get yourself together and be ready to carry on w/o me as a crutch."

How old is this guy? 18
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He told me 4 days ago that he is moving out west with his brother in 3 months, so I am more or less just biding my time. If I 'laid it down' at this point I would be sacrificing our friendship. I am just going to suck it up for a another month or two before hitting the road. I went out looking at places the very next day, if that tells you how excited i am, lol
 
be careful, he is prolly watchin you as you and the gf bang away - or worse, he uses your dirty underwear to do his deed on!

Can't imagine what he uses your toothbrush for :)
 
The seasoned wankers amongst you will be able to appreciate that a long forgotten cum sock left to mature in a dark dry place for some months achieves a certain glacial brittleness requiring the application of an implement such as a toffee hammer followed by several washes to return said article to its original working condition.
 
nimbus said:
that is pretty fucking nasty. also gross are those 2 week stretches where your bar of soap is the only one in the shower yet your roomie is still showering everyday hmmm
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I stopped using bar soap for that exact reason.

Pdaddy, you must kill your roommate. Just know this: when you're home with the flu and are laying on the couch, his stank butthole and taint have been there as he works himself to amateur scat porn. Probably leaves a skidder here and there too.
 
When he's sleeping, do an awesome elbow drop off the top of his dresser directly onto his desk. It will get the message across.
 
Man people like that should be put on a very, very isolated island in the middle of nowhere.
 
jnevin said:
I stopped using bar soap for that exact reason.

Pdaddy, you must kill your roommate. Just know this: when you're home with the flu and are laying on the couch, his stank butthole and taint have been there as he works himself to amateur scat porn. Probably leaves a skidder here and there too.
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NO SHIT! That is all i keep thinking about. His nasty sweat asshole all over my fucking couch, just because he's too lazy to climb a flight of stairs. i know he was sweating too, dood breaks a sweat bending over. i have already turned the cushions over.
 
pdaddyII said:
So I am cleaning the living room, (as I always do seeing as though my room mate is a gigantic slob), and I begin to vacuum. While I move the coffee table out of the way to sweep underneath it I find a pair of his black socks. As I nonchalantly bend down to move them , I notice they are his cum socks, but not until I have already touched them with my bare hand.

The living room furniture belongs to me; so now all i can picture is his nasty naked ass sitting on my couch fucking jerking off, and it makes me want to puke.

Seriously, how fucking lazy do you have to be to not just walk into your bedroom to do that shit? Fuck, i am so disgusted right now.
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wow, that is pretty foul; maybe you need a new roomate or you need to read him the politness (riot) act.

That's really some unacceptable behavior.
Next time you have dinner serve him up a plate and give him his sock back.
 
jnevin said:
I stopped using bar soap for that exact reason.

Pdaddy, you must kill your roommate. Just know this: when you're home with the flu and are laying on the couch, his stank butthole and taint have been there as he works himself to amateur scat porn. Probably leaves a skidder here and there too.
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Yes.
 
velvett said:
wow, that is pretty foul; maybe you need a new roomate or you need to read him the politness (riot) act.

That's really some unacceptable behavior.
Next time you have dinner serve him up a plate and give him his sock back.
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AGREED!

Since I'm moving out in am month I thought I would just bite my tongue; however, they ARE still under the table.
 
so you were cleaning the living room.. but you forgot to vacuum?? wtf....

you need a new roommate or no roommate at all.. that is fucked up.. though I've found socks lying under our coffee table.. I never examined them close enough to find anything out though... now I feel slightly disturbed..
 
FriendlyCanadian said:
so you were cleaning the living room.. but you forgot to vacuum?? wtf....

you need a new roommate or no roommate at all.. that is fucked up.. though I've found socks lying under our coffee table.. I never examined them close enough to find anything out though... now I feel slightly disturbed..
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Damn, get off my back Martha
 
sure am glad i live alone!

i had my best friend/broly/partner in higher acts of stupidity as a roommate for about 5 months...the boy spread out everywhere! i didn't consider myself a "neat freak" until he gave me someone to compare to.
 
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