Holy shit i am so pissed off!

[txbondsman]

Well he is who he is, and i know he has been this way his whole life. i hardly see him changing anytime soon. I think he needs a woman and the power influence of the vag to correct him. he did have his shit together last time he had a gf, like 2 years ago, he was working out, dressing nice and even had highlights LOL. I used to call him Hollywood. She broke up with him though and his lifestyle turned right back to shit.

being a slovenly lazy pothead isn't moving him in the right direction is it. I'd tell him, "I'm getting my own apartment in 6 months, you need to be self-sufficient by that time. If it were me, I'd stop the pot smoking, get yourself together and be ready to carry on w/o me as a crutch."

How old is this guy? 18

 

[pdaddyII]

Well he buys the cheap Suave shampoo and I shell out for the saloon Crew shit. Interesting how his bottle is always full and I'm buying new ones every other week.

Fill one of your empty saloon Crew bottles with Nair or hair dye and leave it in the shower from him to use.

Hair dye would be an awesome idea, but it would stain the tub. You do have me thinking though

 

[pdaddyII]

being a slovenly lazy pothead isn't moving him in the right direction is it. I'd tell him, "I'm getting my own apartment in 6 months, you need to be self-sufficient by that time. If it were me, I'd stop the pot smoking, get yourself together and be ready to carry on w/o me as a crutch."

How old is this guy? 18

He told me 4 days ago that he is moving out west with his brother in 3 months, so I am more or less just biding my time. If I 'laid it down' at this point I would be sacrificing our friendship. I am just going to suck it up for a another month or two before hitting the road. I went out looking at places the very next day, if that tells you how excited i am, lol

 

[Mr. dB]

no its gross. and men are nasty. but i figured men could relate to one another.

I think that most men are amazed that all women aren't lesbians.

 

[Cardinal Slin]

be careful, he is prolly watchin you as you and the gf bang away - or worse, he uses your dirty underwear to do his deed on!

Can't imagine what he uses your toothbrush for

 

[miplank]

here is what you do.

Go into his room, and jerk off all over his pillow(s).

 

[JayC9]

The seasoned wankers amongst you will be able to appreciate that a long forgotten cum sock left to mature in a dark dry place for some months achieves a certain glacial brittleness requiring the application of an implement such as a toffee hammer followed by several washes to return said article to its original working condition.

 

[jnevin]

that is pretty fucking nasty. also gross are those 2 week stretches where your bar of soap is the only one in the shower yet your roomie is still showering everyday hmmm

I stopped using bar soap for that exact reason.

Pdaddy, you must kill your roommate. Just know this: when you're home with the flu and are laying on the couch, his stank butthole and taint have been there as he works himself to amateur scat porn. Probably leaves a skidder here and there too.

 

[fistfullofsteel]

 

[string_bean00]

When he's sleeping, do an awesome elbow drop off the top of his dresser directly onto his desk. It will get the message across.