Dude it aint him.
I had a fraternity brother who did this in undergrad, and his boss, a chic who is also a cop, called me up and even tried to get me to do it. Fuck that, plus who wants a 5 8 -with shoes on- asian stripper anyway?

Yeah, well, never mind. Thing is if dude is doin it at 40, he wants to feel Golden Delicicious-esque. GD, was kewl, but I don't wanna hang with dudes who are 40 trying to be him. Cheese Dick... two words that sum that up perfectly. This is not the mindset that U want. Trust me, even wack lover scientist is way better than this.
Plus 'He's a dancer, not a whore' The only line I can remember from the time I saw that movie ShowGirls during my freshman year in undergrad. Horrible movie, but Gina Gershon is the shit.