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Just go to Hawaii, you'll fit in fine. I figure if a 350 lb. Samoan (man) can ride a scooter, so can anyone else. Everyone fuckin rides em there. Men, women, grandmas, kids, surfers, whoever.
Back in early 2006 when gas went up to around $3.75 or so here (lol, I wish gas was that cheap now), I bought a scooter. It looked just like the one you posted - Vespa style, but it was a Yamaha for about 40% of the price of the one you posted. I worked just over 1 mile from where I live, so it was purely to go to work and back. Saved a ton on gas for a year and a half.
Stopped working there and stopped riding the scoot in December, '07. Nobody ever really gave me shit about it...at least not to my face.
I wouldn't give a shit if they did though. When anyone would question it I would just point out that I put a gallon of gas in my tank once a month and ask, "how about you?" loolololol! Fuck em. Oh, watch out ngr! Nobody will see you! Nobody sees motorcycles either, but they usually have very loud exhaust they can use to be heard. And they can get out of the way faster too. Those little tires also aren't made to go probably as fast as the scoot can go. Basically your worst fears will come tru. Someone's going to run you over and leave your daughter fatherless.
Have fun!
