Need sex advice urgently

[Kroliczek]

Its all feathers and silk scarves for you baby

I have my chastity belt all ready!


feathers and silk scarves are ok, though.

 

[Evil_Frisky]

LOL

Thats Frisky......

Hey...... I LOVE foreplay! ...

 

[The Shadow]

hmmmmmm........

 

[Tink!]

Im so in with this chick.

So the other night were talking on the phone, and shes telling me all the things she wants me to do to her. Im like cool, because it helps to know in advance what she likes. Also I tend to get the order of things mixed up in all the exctiement. Like I know its supposed to go (1)kiss, (2)foreplay, (3)screw, then (4)orgasm. But I always mess it up, especially 2 and 4.

Anyweay, I'm a considerate lover, so Im taking notes while shes talkign, which is really difficult because shes breathing hard, and shes always asking me if Im touching myself, which requires me to put down the pen and pad so I can say yes, before resuming talking notes.

So it went something like this (edited for pg audience)

babe: Then I want you to lick my cookie

me: I can so do that

babe: And while you are, I want you to stick your fingers in my :holy of holies"

me: (considering what positioning would be required to satisfy her request) Yeah, ok, Im pretty sure I can manage that. Im so gonna rock your world.

Babe: Then I want you to take your other hand and stick it in my other naughty place at the same time.

me(hmmmm, this is getting complicated) Ok...yeah....I think I can do that

babe: The I wantr you to take your other hands and squeeze my nipples really hard, and playwith my breasts

me(one hand...the other hand.......two breasts. how the fuck........) Gorgeous, are you sure about that last part?

babe: Oh yeah, I love it when gguys do that to me.

me: Someone has actually done all of that to you at the same time. You're sure?

babe: Oh yeah, its the best, why is it a problem

me: No!!!, not at all, I do that allt he time, I ...uh...just didnt know anyone else did is all

babe: Oh yeah, me ex bf's all did that to me, it drives me crazy.

me (fuck)
Were your ex bf's Americans

babe: NO, I only usually date foreign guys

me (damn)


So apparently Im geographically handicapped in the number of hands I have available. I need seriosu help, because I already guaranteed I could do it. Is anyone aware of any type of prosthesis I could pick up that would help

Thanks in advance

Ok sweetie..you know..practice makes perfect...you really dont want to screw this up, or she might not ever forgive you..so you can come over ..and i will be your guinea pig

 

[jerseyart]

Ok sweetie..you know..practice makes perfect...you really dont want to screw this up, or she might not ever forgive you..so you can come over ..and i will be your guinea pig

I really do need a teacher. Will you keep making me do it over until I get it completely right?

How about if I do get it right

 

[Tink!]

I really do need a teacher. Will you keep making me do it over until I get it completely right?

How about if I do get it right

Oh most definantly...practice makes perfect!!! I am thinking of you here..would hate for you to go in and not be able to accomplish the mission...you know how girls talk

And if you get it right ...you won't be needing her any more....i'll lock you up for my own personal pleasure

 

[Pamela]

I didn't think having sex was that hard!

 

[Spartacus]

it's hard