exchange of text messages with a hot broad

[KillahBee]

just slept with this girl last week and it was ridiculously wild. here are some samplings of text messages I received from her today:

"did I mention that I am wearing red thongs?"

in response to me telling her I was making homemade protein bars today: "what do I have to do to get some of that homemade protein?"

"I do know that if you're good to me, I can be very, very good to you"

"I think if I really tried, you wouldn't know what to do with yourself"

in response to me assuring her that all my "parts" function properly (didnt hurt myself cooking): "Yes they do, quite well from what I remember"

"ALthough I do need a refresher course"

in response to me saying she was also good: "Tell me something I don't know" ( I love a cocky woman)

 

[Mini Viper]

 

[dzulboy]

had a girl like that turned out she fucked everyne in town befor ei got to her dropped her like a bad habit she was awesome but she was too easy unfortunately

 

[jojo77]

talking dirty to chicks is the best. well second to the fuckin part

 

[triplesixmaf]

yea the internet is awesome