The Laredo girl is in town at her friends place...

[-SD-]

Looks like I get to see her, also means I get laid
She called me bright and early at 10:30A, guess she misses me still.

 

[TxCollegeguy]

you better not ditch the BBQ

Why not bring her out tonight when we all go hit that club?

 

[YellowD]

How about not having sex? You may find your night much more enjoyable without the pressures of sexual gratification looming over your head. Emotional and intellectual bonding often provides for a more fruitful relationship, and will leave the night as a much more memorable evening, rather than simply the precursor to intercourse. You might want to consider keeping your love stick in park, you may find yourself pleasently surprised.

Disclaimer: YellowD does not in anyway share or practice this viewpoint. Withholding of sexual pleasure is not recommended for healthy males between the ages of 15 to 35. Have sex responsibly.

 

[-SD-]

Shut the fuck up yellow, Im dipping my wick

Shes only free till 5, so Ill make the get together.

 

[YellowD]

So you're going to go out with a loaded gun?

Is that... hair gel?

 

[-SD-]

Ha! I normally empty the barrel, but this girl is a nympho so it should be cool. She knows how to fuck like nobody's business

 

[TxCollegeguy]

HAHA...so I take your not bringing her to dinner dave...

 

[-SD-]

Bringing her to dinner? Fuck that, I gotta look available for flexed1 and johnnyo. Just kidding, she will be busy after 5, so she wont be coming.

 

[YellowD]

I'm sure she'll bring something for you to eat.

 

[Dread Lord Good Guy]

if u bring her, she will eat all the food!