Funny random things to say.

[ZacTargac]

I dunno why but my humor is guiding in different ways.
I laugh at stuff like for example Anchorman when the guy puts on the black panther cologne and there like ahh gawd it stinks like bigfoots dick.

And in the girl next door where there like yea sam yung! I wanna bang you and when the main character goes to the party a guy comes up and is like dude i wanna fuck that kid. Haha.

I wanna hear others. We say them to emo's and random nerds at school.

 

[LVTitan]

big gulps huh ? well, see ya later ! dumb n dumber

 

[*MissFit*]

I say random stuff all the time.. it makes ppl think.. (yah think that I'm off my rocker)

 

[from zero]

Pants.

 

[WODIN]

When you're in a restroom in a stall just blurt out.

My God what is that? Dear lord!

Then slam the door open and run out as fast as you can.

 

[*MissFit*]

Nah it jsut can't be words.. random phrase are better.. and you have to make sure they are totally out of context..

 

[from zero]

I'm wearing pants.

 

[The Wenis]

ooohhhh yeah. smells like somebody's been eating chicken.

 

[*MissFit*]

not exactly.... what i was thinking...

The better option is to be in the middle of a discussion about.. world issues, for example, and then come out of no where and ask if you look better today in the pants u chose for today, then what your were wearing on monday..

Totally throws them off topic.. make sure that you take something global and make it about yourself..

I'm wearing pants.

 

[Zebo]

Finish everything you say today with..."according to the prophecy."

 

[TheProject]

And I said, heck no lady, I wouldn't mind walking your dog.

 

[from zero]

So i said, "Do you love me?" and she says, "No, but that's a real nice ski mask!"

 

[TheProject]

And then we throw the Dixie cup out.

 

[Moderate_THIS]

I had a thread like this once, back in the day when I oft fantasized about fingerbanging Princess Zelda while Link forcefully watched

 

[Ish]

It smells like vagina in here.

 

[Y_lifter]

Push something nasty in their face and say,

"Tell me that don't stink"..

 

[tuc biscuit]

this thread started bad and got a whole lot worse quickly



that type of humour is not meant to be discussed, just done and enjoyed

 

[*MissFit*]

no take off your shoes and ask if your feet are what you have been smelling.. Works best with bosses

 

[gonelifting]

Go up to someone's face and whisper "Today.... you will die."



Then scream as loud as you can.

 

[*MissFit*]

Start sniffin in the air at nothing or look directly at someones forhead.. nothing better then making someone self concious about soemthing that doesn't exist

 

[tuc biscuit]

Go up to someone's face and whisper "Today.... you will die."



Then scream as loud as you can.

lol, it takes a man of gl's grandeure to save a thread


also whisper 'I own you' and walk away

 

[LVTitan]

i know what you guys mean sometime i mean to say one thing and something else just comes out at random. the other day my ex and i met up for some dinner to talk about a buddy's funeral, and when we had started eating, i meant to ask her to please pass the salt but all that came out was " you fucking bitch you ruined my life!! "





j/k

 

[*MissFit*]

Not sure that's exactly what they meant..

i know what you guys mean sometime i mean to say one thing and something else just comes out at random. the other day my ex and i met up for some dinner to talk about a buddy's funeral, and when we had started eating, i meant to ask her to please pass the salt but all that came out was " you fucking bitch you ruined my life!! "





j/k

 

[EnderJE]

<- random smilie

 

[jerkbox]

i like to just say random words whilst burping.....like SATAN

 

[Griz1]

You know you can take that to the next level and get really disgusting. Real conversation stoppers.

But in the context of an art form, keeping it clean and stopping conversation is even more refined.

Abusrd: "Gay frogs drive encylopedias while wiping sweat from the sky"
Just bizzare: "I ate my dog after he died last year, actually it wasn't as bad as you'd think"
Sexual: "Well that's just not sitting right in my crotch is it? How's it sitting in yours?"
Blatant truth: "Excuse me I have to go release some urine through my penis now, I'll be back in a minute"
Disgusting: -I could but I won't-
Obvious but best not to say: "Geez I hope the cook's hands were clean when he made that."

And on and on

I LOVE IT!

 

[EnderJE]

Say "I love you". It throws people everytime.

 

[solarclimax]

This thread needed reviving.
Walk up to a stranger put out a massive belch and then say "said the horse"

 

[nangiggles]

 

[Burdette]

Here yee, here yee.
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My wenis got cutoff by a hamburger.
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Calmly purchase something and bolt out screaming, "see ya suckers!"
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Why you crying? (To the quietest person)
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You wanna make that a biggie fry?
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Sorry we closed at eight thirty.
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You must be a proud grandma.
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Pretend to answer your phone in a quiet setting and yell, "I said eleven thirty mom!"

**Clearly these should be said out of context and when least expected**

 

[lartinos]

Here yee, here yee.
-
My wenis got cutoff by a hamburger.
-
Calmly purchase something and bolt out screaming, "see ya suckers!"
-
Why you crying? (To the quietest person)
-
You wanna make that a biggie fry?
-
Sorry we closed at eight thirty.
-
You must be a proud grandma.
-
Pretend to answer your phone in a quiet setting and yell, "I said eleven thirty mom!"

**Clearly these should be said out of context and when least expected**

First post?

 

[Burdette]

Yeah Man. Why?