for all those who saw the monkey movie... planet of the apes

[madbomber31]

first off, on that space ship all i saw were chimps... on the planet they had apes too... where the fuck did they come from???

how in the world do you explain the ending? i could understand if he went into the FUTURE at the end but he went back to the past, before thade even existed... so how teh fuck was thade being remembered as the lincoln memorial??? thade lived in 2600, he went back to 2030!!!

why did they have a jealousy issue with the girls? the hot chick (estella) said not TWO WORDS to him during the movie!!! yet, he kisses her??? dude, stupid issue to have in this movie...

 

[big dog]

I didnt understand the end either, he went back to the past, and their was a monument of Thade.

The movie was enjoyable though.

The best movie out right now is THe Score..

 

[Weapon X]

Contains spoilers...

1.) Why did the Apes evolve, yet the humans devolved?
2.) Why would the humans (who spoke english) not have a government and weapons?
3.) Where the fuck did all the horses come from?
4.) If the Apes were so fucking strong, why would they use weak, little humans as slave labour??
5.) Why train chimps to fly spaceships when remote control would be so much easier and cheaper?
6.) Why is Capt. Leo Davidson the hero when it was his decision to disobey orders that got everyone on his ship killed and/or enslaved to the Apes?
7.) Who is Simos?
8.) What the fuck caused all the warlike Apes to become super Liberals like Ryanh and decide to love everyone?
9.) Why was the movie so determined to show us how wrong religion is?
10.) Why the fuck would contemporary America have a statue to an ape General (Thade) who lives in the future of a completeley different planet?
11.) Why would Davidson's ship still function after thousands of years?
12.) Why was the ape chick painted to be some kind kind of human rights hero? She was just a know-nothing, spoiled rich kid (like RyanH) who became an activist because she was turned on by the thought of fucking a human.

 

[thesuperstar]

no action movie.

simos was the name of the chimp who the female scientist was training.

how do chimps evolve to apes?

the movie shows that apes are dumb because they had no technology advances.

at the end, he goes in the future, he sees thade as a memorial. it is a parallel universe.
remember at the beginning, he travels into the past of the parallel universe. defeats thade, and then goes back into the future, only to find earth like it is today with apes ruling again.

the movie sucked.

go see jackie chan.

 

[Kakdiesel]

i'm waiting for american pie 2

 

[Weapon X]

remember at the beginning, he travels into the past of the parallel universe. defeats thade, and then goes back into the future, only to find earth like it is today with apes ruling again.

WTF??

 

[TheSalami]

they wanted to have a surprise ending that was more shocking than the original and in trying to do so they fucked it up. i dont know how they dont have people that say "thats fucked up, change it!"

 

[Kakdiesel]

the part where he kisses the female ape was the corniest thing I've seen in a movie in a long time..i winced at the sight of that...

bad movie..period

 

[TheSalami]

i would have stuffed the hot bitch in my space ship and made hot monkey love with her.

 

[macDbol]

you would think they had remote controlled space probes in the future....instead of using a fucken monkey,i'd rather beat my monkey than watch it again