your most embarrasing moment in the gym.. EVER!!

[altimus]

man, i dont know what it is, but farts are just hilarious. i guess after years of being scolded for ripping them at the dinner table or in line at the grocery store, that little kid comes out whenever we hear one or rip one ourselves

 

[Iliketolift]

These stories REALLY made me laugh. I have so many stories I don't know where to start. Ill just say this, I have let HUGE stinkers go, and then someone walks over and i know they want to die, and i just think to myself "haha sucker"

 

[carlsuen]

ok.. from now on.. fart stories are only limited to more then 7 witnesses.. anymore less than that it's not funny enough..

 

[caligirl]

Farts are an institution at my house. All boys. My 2 yr old son's first two words he put together were "skinky fut" right after his big brother ripped an award winner.
They learned from Dad and Grama... she likes to let them go when no one's expecting it, grocery store, post office, movies, then she quickly scoots away to leave you with the evidence and the dirty looks!

 

[BigNVD]

I was doing dumbbell pullovers lying across a bench. I was using some decent weight but didn't have myself balanced properly. As I tried to lower the weight behind my head, the dumbbell pulled me right over. It must of looked like I was doing a back flip off the bench... embarrassed to say the least.

 

[thelion2005]

a couple years ago i was in the gym in my parents apartment complex. now this gym is filled with middle age people and senior citizens. this was after taking some time off and i was doing bench press and went heavier than i should have and couldnt handle the weight. i had it rested on my chest and couldnt handle it any longer, i tilted to the right side and all the plates on that side came crashing off onto the ground. then, the other side being much heavier, i got flown to the left and the plates flew off on the ground. it was the loudest thing ever in this tiny gym with all these older people lookin at me like i was crazy. pretty embarrasing.

We can't see or hear too well ... plus we're buzzed from meds.

They probably never even noticed.