Your greatest fears?

[biteme]

Mine is that I'll get into a serious accident and have to go to the hospital and I'll have bad breath and shit stains in my undies. Or worse, I'll have a heart attack after masturbating, and my family will find me with my pants down and dried cum on me. That would be just aweful.

 

[perkele]

Mine is that I'll get into a serious accident and have to go to the hospital and I'll have bad breath and shit stains in my undies. Or worse, I'll have a heart attack after masturbating, and my family will find me with my pants down and dried cum on me. That would be just aweful.

Could be even worse. I hope you're not into scat sex.

 

[The Shadow]

...forgetting lines on stage

 

[*MissFit*]

That the mirror will break

 

[The Shadow]

That the mirror will break

...or you run out of Pbutter

 

[BrandonXJ]

getting fat.. falling from heights.. drowning

 

[jerseyart]

I don't have any really, none that I can think of at the moment.

 

[*MissFit*]

That will never happen.. I have 4litres in my desk

...or you run out of Pbutter

 

[gab9681]

Mine would be not accomplishing something great before I die. On a side note, I caught a clip of American Idol online the other day. (I'm not into it, my wife is and showed me the clip). They asked this little 8 year boy the following question:

"As the future of our country, what is your biggest fear?"

His answer was:

"Rabbits"

 

[jenscats5]

Drowning & Fire

 

[BrandonXJ]

Mine would be not accomplishing something great before I die. On a side note, I caught a clip of American Idol online the other day. (I'm not into it, my wife is and showed me the clip). They asked this little 8 year boy the following question:

"As the future of our country, what is your biggest fear?"

His answer was:

"Rabbits"

well they've got them hoppy legs and twitchy little noses.

 

[coverguy]

Tuc in spandex!

 

[alien amp pharm]

...that JH1 will start posting again

 

[KillahBee]

That I grow up to have the typical American family - work long hard hours, struggle to pay for my kids' education, have a fat wife that I am unattracted to, live in the burbs, take Paxil, get fat, do yardwork on the weekends, and fall asleep on the couch every night.

 

[jnevin]

That I grow up to have the typical American family - work long hard hours, struggle to pay for my kids' education, have a fat wife that I am unattracted to, live in the burbs, take Paxil, get fat, do yardwork on the weekends, and fall asleep on the couch every night.

 

[Mr. dB]

traumatic amputation

 

[EnderJE]

That the people on EF will use a spellchecker.

 

[marshallmadman]

Accidentally injecting into a vein, having a stroke, dying, and having everyone find me dead from steroids. Then I would have to take responsibity for the negative rap they would then invariably take from the media. You know, the whole "steroids kill" mentality.

 

[biteme]

Accidentally injecting into a vein, having a stroke, dying, and having everyone find me dead from steroids. Then I would have to take responsibity for the negative rap they would then invariably take from the media. You know, the whole "steroids kill" mentality.

THat would suck if they found you dead on the floor with the needle hanging out of your ass.

 

[PICK3]

Flying.

I do fly on occasion, but I'm scared shitless. Tried eating a pharmacy and getting drunk at airport prices, but once that fucking jet engine fires up ... I'm stone cold sober.

 

[SoKlueles]

That im asleep in the nude and my house catches on fire
so i dont sleep nude

and when i was a kid, it was vampires

 

[marshallmadman]

Margaret Thatcher naked on a cold day.

 

[Sub-Zero]

Mine is that I'll get into a serious accident and have to go to the hospital and I'll have bad breath and shit stains in my undies. Or worse, I'll have a heart attack after masturbating, and my family will find me with my pants down and dried cum on me. That would be just aweful.

we thing allot alike.

specially the 2nd situation- but to add to embarrasment if i was jerkin off to one of perkles woman picture section threads and they found me dead with my cockin my hands and cum in my hair and keyboard and pron on the comp

 

[jenscats5]

Almost forgot ---------> Plane crash

 

[BUBBLES]

getting fat.. falling from heights.. drowning

^^^ hights, drowning, plane crash,

last night i had a dream that i was about to get married and it frightened the hell out of me....so that is a new fear!!

 

[EnderJE]

That I grow up to have the typical American family - work long hard hours, struggle to pay for my kids' education, have a fat wife that I am unattracted to, live in the burbs, take Paxil, get fat, do yardwork on the weekends, and fall asleep on the couch every night.

lol...I'd like to see your life in 20 years...

 

[marshallmadman]

^^^ hights, drowning, plane crash,

last night i had a dream that i was about to get married and it frightened the hell out of me....so that is a new fear!!

That's a shame.

 

[hanselthecaretaker]

I used to fear the unknown, but that's too broad, so fuck it I don't fear anything anymore; it's not worth it.

 

[hotzie]

heights and dyin in a car crash while someone else is driving