Bodhidogma said:
"The only people for me are the mad ones, the ones who are mad to talk, mad to live, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles"
-Jack Kerouac
That's one of my all-time favorites, too! Also:
"Serves me right, putting all my eggs in one bastard."
--Dorothy Parker after her illegal abortion. (I love her!)
"Work is love made visible."
--Kahlil Gibran
From the cynics, we have:
"There are two times in life where you get 'pronounced' anything. One is 'husband and wife.' The other is 'dead on arrival.'"
--Dennis Miller
"Men are as loyal as their options. You show me a man who doesn't cheat and I'll show you a man who can't get laid anywhere else."
--Bill Maher (ouch!)
Now, of course we have to have one from Dave Barry:
"If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there are men on base."
One that I think is perfect for this board on account of the diametric ideologies we have:
"Any man who is under 30, and is not a liberal, has not heart; and any man who is over 30, and is not a conservative, has no brains. "
- Winston Churchill
Then there's always:
"Do or do not. There is no 'try.'"
--Yoda (and Silent Bob!)
And,
"A pint of sweat saves a gallon of blood."
--Patton (he was talking about the battlefield, but life is a battlefield, yes?)
One more--an original from my best friend, she likes to tell me:
"Always suck the creme from the Twinkie of life!!"